The Tim Tracker #55 Yeah

[xmasbdaygirl]

Holy shit that wine cork holder has way more corks than the last time we've seen it.

Every time Jenn says she's nervous about the surgery, she's not nervous for Tim...she's nervous she's going to have to get up with J$, change his diapers, bathe him and carry him up the stairs. Because while Tim says he can't work out, what he means is, he's not going to be able to lift J$. They are screwed and here's where we see Jenn's helplessness catch up to them. Hopefully Nanny Lynn lasts until February, for J$ sake.

 

[scopeyscope]

Yeah it wouldn’t surprise me if nanny was live in while Tim recovered. I do actually hope that Tim’s surgery goes well. My brother-in-law and my sister have had hernia surgeries and the recovery is not fun

we all know there’s no way in hell she’s going to take care of that child by herself

 

[Orangebird]

If this isn’t a wake up call to Tim that his wife is nothing but an anchor tied to him I don’t know what will make him see the light. If i had to go to all these lengths to take care of my health ( hire childcare because my non working spouse couldn’t handle taking care of their own child) find a ride to and from surgery because my spouse couldn’t handle it) etc….I would seriously lose all respect for my spouse. It’s shockingly embarrassing yet she shows no shame or remorse. She has somehow hoodwinked him into thinking her behavior is normal and acceptable and he just compensates for her utter lack of usefulness.

 

[Snippysnips]

Did the tornado that came through their state also drop by their kitchen?
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Well now we know part of the nanny's job isn't cleaning

 

[VloggerCritic]

It really is just home movies now. Hiring a nanny to go to a fancy mall without their kid but don't think of themselves as rich? WTF?

 

[shaunnaj86]

Almost looks like Jenn borrowed the same sweat pants Tim was wearing in the last home vlog lol

Also: when Jenn is complaining about being cold and Tim tries to interject and tell a fun fact about himself and jenn is like uh no I’m speaking and keeps talking over him. Yet every time he is speaking and she interrupts he immediately stops and lets her speak. She does not respect him. Not one bit.

 

[merann109]

i just caught up on the last five videos and wonder - anyone else get the feeling they’re very overtly trying to make their videos feel like they used to? jackson being conveniently out of the picture when they want aside. the way they’re talking to each other feels like a forced version of the way they used to be. the go karting outing especially felt so… like they were trying to remember how to have simpler fun like they used to, and while it’s kind of nice seeing glimmers of that still in them… it also comes off as smarmy and weird and all of the other things we’re here talking about on the regular.

 

[likeandsubscribe]

They checked off quite a few tattle notes.
1. The pool is clean.
2. Jackson plays outside.
3. Jackson eats vegetables.

Good start. Keep working on Jackson feeds himself with utensils and not being smashed after your soup dinner so you can end the video without having to do the outtro the next day. She looked very messed up!

 

[Firefly03-K64]

Someone asked if they were still going and Jenn just said yes. They didn't really elaborate on it very much.



She also seemed overwhelmed at the thought that these cars are $100,000. We know Tim has a spending problem, the tons of cameras, all the jackets, the Gucci sweater. I do think she reads here and sees what we are saying about their future, spending the way that they do.

He has a problem with big purchases like DVC, the couch, Star Cruiser.
She loves vacations. Did you see her eyes light up when someone mentioned a Aulani/Tokyo combo? She was chomping at the bit as soon as she heard it and started planning it in her head. Even said she would love for J$ to see Tokyo. HE IS TWO YEARS OLD !!
Why the hell would a 2yr old care or even know he was in another country? All theme parks look alike to him. Wonder how much 1st class tickets to Hawaii then onto Tokyo would cost so J$ could nap?
I don't care if they invested in bitcoin, won the lottery, bought into Apple when it was 3.00/share. Their money is not a never ending source and their chosen career has a short shelf life. They are so delusional its scary to leave a child alone with them. She does realize that having another child would factor into all these travel plans, right?
Side note, before Dimmy was all "I'll just have to take it easy for a few days after the surgery". You could tell all the stan comments about their experiences rattled him. He legit looked concern about his time off to recover. She said something about getting the ECV and mounting the go-pro on the front so he can still work to provide the money. He seemed hesitant about getting an ECV. Probably because he won't have a visible reason to have one and he knows FRE will have a field day using him on an ECV and his old video clip about renting one to skip ahead in lines. LOVE LOVE LOVE that FRE'S videos are coming across the stans suggested feeds!!!

 

[travesty]

I don't understand why they keeping getting the Purple Carrot box if there's always an issue with it. Also, if you unpacked the box and checked the contents when it arrived, you'd know beforehand whether or not you need to run to the store to replace any missing/spoiled ingredients. It just amazes me how inept these YouTubers are at everyday life.

 

[Southpaw33]

I, for one, welcome their new nanny overlord. This is completely blanket but many, if not most, people who feel the YouTube is Life and vlog on it perpetually are full on narcissists. Their kid was always going to suffer, maybe with 'Amah Lynn' he'll find the attention, repetition and structure he actually needs with no other conditions but his own growth. She is a desperately needed stabilizing influence. They cannot provide this. I think deep down, they know it.
I'm all about Amah. I hope they keep her until he leaves for college. And that they never have another child. They don't have that in them. Not everyone does. That's okay.
It may be the one decent decision they've ever made for him. It may be a rare time that his mother put his needs first while fulfilling her own wants.
I'm still going to rag the shit out of them for this and whatever else strikes me- but this was a good thing.

Agreed, except still using him in two thumbnails and as the featured focus to grab views since they announced the nanny. Disgusting. They want the best of all worlds (this fucking WORLD IS OUR PALM TREE garbage is actually the most telling thing they say). Nanny for them, nanny so they are "free," nanny so they can eat and yap away... but dragging them both along to film to use this kid's face for views. Despicable stuff.

 

[Southpaw33]

He can become the Bob Barker of vasectomies. “Don’t forget to get yourself spayed or neutered.”

Or the Smokey the Bear of Vasectomies.”Only YOU can help control the human population.”

"We asked you if you wanted a complimentary vasectomy at the same time and you muttered "Yeah" as we wheeled you in, so we took that as consent."

 

[WDWUO83]

I’m honored to have named a thread!

I mentioned in the KP forum…we need someone to create the Tattle Statue of Liberty; we can post it every time the tired arrive from YouTube comment sections, or when spouses join the dark side!

 

[HereForTheT3a22]

Going to the Mall At Millenia is such a weird flex for them.

I feel like people who need to shout from the rooftops “I am shopping at Mall At Millenia” can’t really afford to be there .

also, Jenn…you need to stop shopping at Forever21. The only 21 that is forever in your life is the amount of dinners you have daily

 

[Quasimodo]

I thought it was Jenn!

Someone needs to @ her on twitter with that picture and be like "wow, love your eyebrows! You two are such a cute couple!"

 

[VloggerCritic]

Hey JennBo and or TimBo if you are reading here can you add the tag "delicious" to your next video? Thanks in advance.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

It’s mind blowing to me that the stans could still worship them after listening to them go on and on for an hour about a $13,000 couch, $100,000 cars, private in home daycare, galactic star cruiser, cruises…all while seeing their trashed house and how unhygienic Jenn is with her greasy hair and nasty unkept clothes. I just don’t see how people worship them.

 

[mjm9]

Preface: when Jackson is discussed here it is not a direct commentary on him personally, but rather the result of T&J’s manic and rigid micromanage of his daily waking moments.

Now that almost 26 month old Jackson has a nanny will he (in no particular order)......
• have a verbal explosion where he understands the words he is saying?
• string together a sentence of more than two words?
• be allowed to feed himself?
•. stop eating a fried, beige diet?
•. eat more fruits and vegetables?
•. have a beverage within his reach at every meal?
• use a fork and spoon instead of his fingers?
•. develop fine motor skills to rid him of his crab claw/witch’s fingers?
• finally be allowed to just be a little kid....learning, exploring and discovering the wonders of his environment and life?

It’s early morning. These are just thoughts that immediately popped up. I know y’all have others to add.

I also feel that Jackson is the smartest one in the family. It’s going to be fun to watch as his full potential gets unleashed when he realizes that there is so much more he can do in his daily life.

Tim and Jenn are not going to be able to assimilate it all !!
It will drive them bonkers!

 

[Quasimodo]

"Will I get another miracle moneymaker this year?"

 

[scoker]

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a glimpse in the future these two losers will still be filming

Is it bad that I think she looks better here than she does now?