The Tim Tracker #55 Yeah

[xmasbdaygirl]

Losing a parent at any age is tragic.

again, no excuse for how Jenn behaves.

I agree. I was 13 years old when my mother died of breast cancer at 37 years old. When I was 37, I, myself was diagnosed with endometrial cancer. While I've always been aware of my age in relation to my mother's, and I did always expect that I wouldn't make it past 37, I was never an asshole.

I also was super aware as my kids grew older that I didn't have a mother at my graduation, first date, prom, etc. and I've gone above and beyond to be present for both of my kids because I didn't have a mother there for my experiences. Jenn is the complete opposite of that and is filled with absolute joy when she is not with her miracle child.

 

[scopeyscope]

So am I the only one that was disgusted when she told her child not to come climb on her because he’s too rough for her? he’s two you dumb bitch it’s not like he’s a 150 pound teenage boy that tackled you out in the backyard playing football
She wants no part of being a mother to this child and it is very painfully obvious
The only excuse to not roughhouse with your own kid is if you’re pregnant
Honestly I think that we should quit with the “she doesn’t drink” jokes because obviously she doesn’t say that anymore she hasn’t said that for a long time and she does drink

 

[starri]

The Tim Tracker #56: Happy Smile, I love you

 

[SirHiss]

Pretty sure this is Jenn's style icon

 

[scopeyscope]

The Tim Tracker #56 Supercaliitsduhliciousextragiantdouchebags

 

[Rebelle]

Long time since we’ve seen you at @Rebelle, we missed you!!!

That is a great observation. He is definitely vain enough for it to be true. I went back to some of the pics posted here from Aulani. I could not see any hernia style bulges, of course not all hernias are visible outside the body. He could be doing Lipo to dump the dad bod. I guess time will tell.

Thank you. It’s been a rollercoaster difficult several months.

Spoiler: Personal

One of my sibling in-laws passed from cancer in their early 30s. It kinda jarred our lives. They were doing poorly then made a miraculous recovery then suddenly got very sick and passed all in just a few months time. We got exciting personal news that will move us out of the US in a few months and there’s A LOT of paperwork and doctor stuff and accompanies that. Which also made my husband aware of some minor health issues early enough thankfully. Our son who goes nowhere bc I’m a SAHM caught hand foot and mouth which was super not fun. Then we all got sick, which wasn’t covid, but now I wonder if it really was this new variant.

I will scroll through here and read occasionally, but I mostly just look at the pics. It’s the same shit with them. And when you’re dealing with heavy real life stuff it just highlights their ungratefulness and makes you dislike them more.

 

[Quasimodo]

They plan on horseback riding at Fort Wilderness. I feel bad for any horse that has to hold Ginn on its back, but also I'm already snorting at trying to imagine her trying to get her ass on a horse, even with the lifted platforms they use for people who don't have the ability to get themselves up on a horse from the ground. But seriously, poor horse.

Which tattler was this?

 

[Love_the_kitz]

He needs balance of nature to get his fruit and veggies in... I put total blame on the parents for what and how they feed him, like a little bird- scared to death he might get his clothes dirty and the stans would think less of them, LOL ..

I totally do not understand Tim's act with trying to keep Jackson clean when it comes to his food. There's a divide between what Tim WANTs to project and what IS actually who they are.

Why force Jackson into that false image of being the perfectly behaved, clean child and cause undue harm to his development while the reality is Tim himself is not what he keeps trying to portray. That perfectly crafted mustache of old, the pompadour style hair gelled to the moon... it's all a costume hiding his reality. Tim eats with his hands, sits on the floor of bathrooms reviewing churros for content. His house is a mess, his wife is a bigger mess and they have a most likely now dead car sitting in the garage of their neglected house.

Meanwhile Jackson is told to sit on his hands and open his mouth like a baby bird all so Tim won't see a drop of food on his outfit.

You know what TIm? NO ONE CARES IF YOUR CHILD LOOK AND ACTS LIKE A CHILD! But EVERYONE CARES if Jackson has emotional issues down the line from your control.

 

[scopeyscope]

I do not believe for one moment that the surgery is a cover-up for something else I honestly do believe that he has hernias because if you watch all of their staycation videos he’s the one that carries everything, pushes the luggage carts around, lifts stuff out of the trunk, carries around the kid most of the time I’m like yeah he probably has really hurt himself I’ll give him that.
However I will say that he’s enabled her to be a little diva… he needs to tell her “your arms are not broke pick shit up and help”

 

[Southpaw33]

The most out-of-touch thing they did in that video, in my opinion, was go to some boutique kids' clothing store AFTER they said they bought J a bunch of Hawaiian clothes at Target. Jenn said how the clothes in there reminded her of cruise wear. These two are OBSESSED with reliving trips and cruises. They must have zero joy in their every day lives. Their son does not need a closet full of cruise clothes. This is sickening and so off to me. All J wants to do is play outside or go to a regular playground and these two think the only real fun living is being on expensive trips. Showing love isn't buying your child fancy clothes while he sits at home with a nanny raising him.

They come home after their giddy day out feeling like they rubbed elbows with the rich folks at the mall and there was J, outside with Lynn(e), playing with rubber ducks in a plastic bin of water and having a blanket area to hang out on in the yard. Totally normal, mundane but fun kid stuff. Then Jenn has to yap away asking J to perform for the camera and took over talking to him about the ducks. They are pathetic. If you want another woman to raise your kid while you shop at Lovesac, eat at the "fancy mall," and buy cruise wear, then don't come home and try to insert yourself like you are part of what he is doing. Poor kid, I hope Lynn doesn't end up leaving after a short time because he is not going to have a constant person in his life if they keep cycling in new nannies.

 

[HereForTheT3a22]

I’m causing quite a stir in the FRE nanny video comments section. It’s amazing to me how people defend these two absolute morons with everything they’ve got.

someone just came at me saying “your child must be as miserable as you are”

uhm why? Because he has a mother who actually cares for him and one who actually showers?? Or is it because I don’t dump him off on a nanny so I can show my greasy zit laden mug on my husband’s channel everyday??

 

[shaunnaj86]

I will never understand why Jenn has to follow Tim around on all these tours and put in her own commentary.. Anything to hear her own freaking voice. She drives me nuts. Who needs a nanny on a staycation when your wife can just sit her dumb ass down with your child and take care of him while you do your "job". FFS.

Love the Tri County Landfill shirt Jenn is wearing - as much as I know its from Toy Story - I can't help but think she finally realized where she belongs.

 

[Caligirl123]

Anyone remember the movie The Hand That Rocks the Cradle? Removing the way that movie ends with the scary and crazy shit the nanny does... imagine the fictional scenario where the nanny ends up having the hots for Tim after a while and starts sabotaging Jenn to make her look even more worthless. Nanny starts hiding pieces from the meal kits each time she comes over, or subs them for food Tim hates (tons of rice or pasta and vegan imitation seafood ). Suddenly the only home task Jenn does becomes worse and worse and then nanny swoops in and starts cooking Tim steaks and gourmet burgers, and fancy breakfasts while Jenn snoozes in. Next, nanny says "I dabble in video editing also" and offers to edit the vlogs and does so in record time while Jenn is asleep.

The Stan That Rocks the Cradle

 

[Southpaw33]

ok everyone, here are their current rules...

Indoor eating = bad
Double dentist appointment = fine, but wasn't fine the past 2 years
Medical appointments = fine, but wasn't fine the past 2 years
Lovesac store = OK
Outside nanny coming in = fine
Cruises = OK
Airplane trips = fine
Theme Park visits = not doing many them now, but actually are doing many of them

 

[Southpaw33]

“Oh weird, the doctor just assumed I was done with kids and performed a complimentary vasectomy”. #hosted

A hosted vasectomy. "All and all, this was a great afternoon. Thanks for snipping...er, having me out."

 

[Hangininthere]

So happy they're able to get away since they haven't traveled in so long.......

 

[Quasimodo]

I figured out who Ginn was reminding me of in this live.

 

[Dont Call Them Creators]

I hope for Jackprop’s sake, he is never shown on the vlogs again. He needs his privacy and the Trackholes can sink and fail the channel themselves. There are too many other, better vloggers out there for them to compete with. Hopefully more stans see thru this BS and find us here on TL.

 

[quietcandy]

Is this just based on what appears to be a bit more effort put into the editing or something else?

For fun here are the tags on their latest video:

Tag(s): TheTimTracker,Tim Tracker,Tim Tracker Disney,Tim Tracker Universal,Disney,what to do in orlando,Orlando,florida,theme parks,theme parks in orlando,timtracker,the tim tracker,tim the tracker,orlando life,florida life,what's new,home vlog,richard blais,top chef,four flamingos,hyatt regency grand cypress,orlando hotel,where to eat in orlando,where to stay in orlando,food critic,rainy day ideas,toddler,2 year old,new parents,first time parents,tourist

LOL that's way too many tags. They should have like 5-8 at most. Too many tags overwhelms the search and will actually keep your video from appearing in the search results.

Queue their next videos only having 5-8 tags.

For a fun time, take a loo at the auto-generated transcript of their vlogs. Just yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

This is the most apt thread name in forever.

 

[mjm9]

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