The Tim Tracker #55 Yeah

[bakerbetty]

Tim is having surgery, he has two sports hernias.

From Sports?! Does professional marathon eating count as a sport? Maybe burger tossing? The cupcake high jump?

 

[quietcandy]

What happens if it ends up being not a routine surgery and there are complications? Has that even been something they've considered? He was definitely acting like it was no big deal in that video, when he should rightly be making preparations for an extended leave right now (filming extra content, figuring out who will help Jenn out, etc).

 

[Southpaw33]

My favorite part was when she read the ingredients needed for the potion and said "old hag's cackle" and then she did her stupid cackle right after that. I love that FRE put that in the video.

 

[Boobzmagee]

She did mention she wants to make “the world is our palm tree” into tshirts but apparently she has to talk to their “friend”, who actually does the work of creating their shirts, to take care of that. I’m sure that’ll be a priority on her to-do list: 1. Make a baby 2. Get back into driving 3. Wash hair

Someone needs to hurry and trademark that saying so she can't make tshirts.

 

[Quasimodo]

What the hell is a $13000 couch made out of? Kylie Jenner's shed skin cells?

 

[Love_the_kitz]

Their Festival of the Arts video is doing pretty well with views. So they read here and put out a timely video for people wanting to go to FotA. Not going mid-way through and then finally posting the video towards the end of the Festival. Hmmm, you're welcome Dimmy and Gin!

Huh, who woulda thunk?

Jenn doesn't have an excuse AT THE MOMENT not to be uploading asap, I mean, they got a nanny specifically so they could do their jobs.
But how long will that last?

 

[Love_the_kitz]

I’m really not married to the idea either way. For her own mental health, I hope she doesn’t read here. I know a local blogger who will find stuff about herself and complain about it occasionally, so it would make sense people with a far wider than net than her read about themselves too. Just another reason I could never live the lifestyle of a vlogger. What kind of personality does it take to want to open yourself up to that?

Narcissists who think the world is a play about them and others are just characters in their story. They falsely believe that they can take the income and come away clean.

By choosing that lifestyle, the tradeoff is money for freedom. They put themselves into a box that is opened, critiqued, and closed over and over and over. I have no sympathy for Tim, Jenn or any adult who has put themselves in this position, particularly those who have profited very well off it. I feel very sorry for the children of these vloggers.

 

[Southpaw33]

They are probably using the nanny as an excuse to get a bigger, fancier car. End of story. These two are ridiculous.

 

[airbusA330]

I am still shocked that after Tim literally eating nothing and giving a piss poor review they invited the entire family back out.

It’s so obnoxious. I love Top Chef but as the years go by Richard Blais has become ubiquitous and sorta annoying. I certainly won’t go out of my way to eat there after Tim getting two free meals. What a douche in that sweater too. I feel bad for anyone around them with the iPad blasting and filming

 

[Quasimodo]

She wants to "get back into driving".

Probably cause you actually will have to pick your damn husband up, you greasy turd.

Wait, so she had time to put on makeup and do her hair like a 13-year-old from the 90s, but she didn't have time to actually wash her hair? Did she go to the dentist like this?

 

[GrittyFacedBoo]

Oh jeez…she’s hoping to “get back into driving”. Tim must finally be getting tired of driving her lazy worthless ass around. Her pigtails look ridiculous.

 

[Alittledisney]

How long till they start uploading at midnight again? Oh to be a fly on the wall that led to that conversation with those two idiots. Outcome was the nanny. What a joke.

Called it. Lasted less than a week.
So will the channel depend on J7D and J$ for content while dim recovers from surgery? Is this the beginning of the end? How many J7D led home blogs can we endure? How many can the algorithm endure? How much can the nanny endure? I guess we will stay tuned to find out.

 

[Snippysnips]

Get a fucking life AdrianView attachment 995272

Says everything about him if he also looks up to the skankdashians

 

[Firefly03-K64]

Feeding him like a baby again while he stares blankly at a screen. Maybe take the screen away so he focuses on feeding himself, you turds.
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"He's just not into eating vegetables." JennyCaterpillarKiller says about her miracle child. Gee, wonder why.

She made such a big deal about getting a salad spinner but she also got an immersion blender.

Does tagging Richard count as saying they were hosted?
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Talking about peddling your kid for views. Ugh.
Us: Hey J$, how was the chicken tenders and fries at the place known for seafood.
J$: yeah

 

[Blessyourheart]

Jennbo makes a point to show she’s giving J$ sweet potato tots. Bitch I said try sweet potatoes a few days ago. Can you not roast them though? It’s still fried food!

Jennbo chastises J$ for using markers on the wrong side of the easel! WTF lady- he’s two he doesn’t understand. They cut his hair again.

 

[Firefly03-K64]

I thought I had seen other vloggers stay there already. Took a look and Yep, PCDev posted a video on it 4 weeks ago. Chasing Dev for content. Great comeback guys.View attachment 998351 Also, his video came up in the search first. And it’s staying with his theme lately on pricing in the area. Don’t like him, but it’s giving content lots of people would like to see from the trackers, not their splurging-special-occasion-du-jour.

Pimping the kid in the thumbnail again. Old news. And NO ONE wants to see Gin in bed. EVER. #homemoves #TheJennTracker

 

[Hangininthere]

FRE does it again!!!!!!!!!!! Bingo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Snippysnips]

Right?? I’m sure JennyNoShowers LOVVVEESS being compared to them.

As much as I hate the Kartrashians, at least they all look put together and clean. I know they have 100x the money that Tim and Jenn ever will but it honestly doesn’t take much to at least look clean on a daily basis…

Personally I'd be mortified to be compared to the kardashians, to me they are nothing but unintelligent chavs with money that only got famous cause of sex tapes, I mean there's a role model for you

An you're right, doesn't take much to look clean an groomed on a daily basis, I've seen rats better groomed than jennyskankdashian cause at least rats take pride in their look

 

[saraaaah90]

Urrrgh these fans are idiots

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I can give you a tutorial on Jenn’s hair: part the hair down the middle. Section off the top hair on each side. Now pull the sectioned hair into an elastic band and voila!

 

[Southpaw33]

Not sure if someone already posted this picture and I missed it. But here’s a photo from someone seeing them at the lovesac store. Tim seems determined to have those fuzzy mic balls in a certain position. Good Ole fuzzy balls. View attachment 1013459

So afraid of covid....
...but sits leg to leg with some (unmasked?) stan kids.