Barney Gumble
New member
A brief summary of the many previous threads for those who may be new:
- Tim and Jenn “Tracker” are lifelong Florida residents who live near Orlando.
- They make occasional videos of food, hotels, food, complaining, theme parks, food, occasional trips away from Orlando, complaining, and food.
- Their theme park visits mainly consist of showing up, complaining, eating, thinking about a ride, and leaving.
- There may be a home vlog or livestream interspersed among the hotel and food videos. These are much more boring than the regular videos. Jenn occasionally cooks from a meal service and complains about it. Cooking takes her away from her couch.
- Despite so many food videos neither has much of a culinary vocabulary. The words delicious and refreshing are used often. Tim loves hot dogs and burgers.
- They both love to take giant bites of food on camera then mumble with a full mouth.
- Despite a life of Florida living they are amazed that it typically rains in central Florida on summer afternoons. Rain must be feared and avoided.
- Their young son is often seen in a stroller or being fed. He is not allowed to play and have fun or feed himself often. At least not on camera.
- The child’s favorite words are “Ut Dis”.
- This occasionally leads to the thread spending a few pages debating the child’s development.
- The Trackers love staying in nearby hotels.
- The hotel tour videos show lots of USB ports and “commodes”. And food that is often cold when it is brought back to the room.
- They must have a hotel suite. Regular rooms will not suffice. If the suite could sleep nine and has an area equal to their nearby home it is even better. If the room is not at least $250 per night it is too cheap to bother.
- A hotel stay should be three days to show everything, but they rarely show anything other than the room, a glance at a pool, and nearby restaurants.
- Despite the frequent hotel stays they never seem to have basic supplies like baby shampoo.
- They were once #hosted in various places, but that went away when racist and homophobic videos emerged from their past.
- Serious flexing and flashing money has replaced the hosted stays.
- A $1900 Gucci sweater
- A new Tesla
- Designer Mickey Mouse T-shirts
- A stroller with two fans, an umbrella, and a makeshift air conditioner
- A Prada backpack used as a diaper bag
- Planned Disney cruises and a trip to the Aulani Resort in Hawaii
- All of that is normal, but a $7 cupcake is “really expensive”
- Remember their home is nearby. They avoid it enough for their pool to turn dark green.
- The home also has fallen shelves that have not been repaired in months, and clutter is everywhere.
- Every so often the thread turns to other vloggers. “I love (insert name here)”. “I can’t stand that person”. “But I really like third person.” “This vlogger is amazing.” “That vlogger does all these things wrong”.
- The Tracker stans post photos of meeting them in the parks. Tim always leans his head back and has an open mouth smile in every photo. Lately they seem to be trying to make a thumbs up be their own signature photo move.
- The stans would never abide anything bad being spoken about their heroes who lead perfect lives. #LifeGoals. If a different opinion is expressed that person must be very jealous of the Trackers.
- Then another Tracker USB, commode, and glance at the pool hotel “staycation” is uploaded and things repeat.
