The Tim Tracker #251 Jenn Yapper

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Really great business decision for BOG. Send a bunch of these folks on a half-functioning, miserably hot DLP infomercial trip for idiotic stans who are probably struggling with groceries and bills, and/or don't have any savings at best.
 
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Oh wow they are both bleeping giddy to be away from their kids. You can see it in their eyes.
 
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I doubt they are disappointed. They are spending a few days in Paris without their kids and are eating to their hearts content. They were never really into rides anyway. They are there to eat, be away from their kids and flex that they were #hosted at DLP.
Tim might be.... They've pulled the costume characters from the parade in the heat. No Donald waving his furry booty butt at the crowd. In general, the meet and greets are very different. They'll get a character in their hotel, but there are far less in the park. Might see Capt Jack or Jafar just wandering through the visitors, but that's about it unless they've booked a character meal there isn't much of the fab 5.
 
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So on arrival day, Molly and Alan went into the park and spent quite a lot of time exploring it and doing several rides.

Tim and Jen ate dinner?

I assume they were so tired they had to take a several hour nap between their arrival and dinner time.
 
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I'm really glad they're not dragging the kids around in that heat. Knowing them, Dumbo and Jumbo would have hats and cooling fans, but the kids wouldn't have either.

I hope they're having fun with their aunt at home. She seems in tune with their needs and doing age appropriate activities. Happy Vacation littlest Bojo's!
 
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I do wonder how many fans Tim brought, including his giant fan hat and those stupid up-the-shirt blowers.
 
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I love that she just effed off to DLP without even posting the Universal Kids video 😂

I think she thinks she’s an Instagram influencer now.
 
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I just caught up on the reels, and I think it's weird that the first time we see/hear them, it's just them talking about their food. Like, you can't take 20 seconds to record a "Here we are in Paris!" video? Like, how are they so bad at this.
 
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I wonder when we’ll get the videos. Will DLP be first or Universal?
I don't think we'll see a Universal video. It was clear from the Insta posts that they were drinking all the Universal kool-aid and this was the Best. Park. Ever. But now they see every single review railing on the park and they know they'll be called out for hyping it just because they got a free trip.

I'd be shocked if there was a Paris video before the end of June.
 
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I don't think we'll see a Universal video. It was clear from the Insta posts that they were drinking all the Universal kool-aid and this was the Best. Park. Ever. But now they see every single review railing on the park and they know they'll be called out for hyping it just because they got a free trip.

I'd be shocked if there was a Paris video before the end of June.
I don't even know if they could do a vlog pretending it was the best park ever because even their IG slop looked like it was a tit show between the sunburn and Jenn being more concerned with finding the perfect pair of animal ears than spending time with either of her kids.
 
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