The Tim Tracker #251 Jenn Yapper

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Probably since both his genetic donors are clearly checked out. Ugh, if it was my first trip to Paris I would not want to be staying on park property or probably even going to the park but that's just me.
They went to Paris a long time ago & the park was closed. I'm not sure what else they did while they were there. I'm sure she will say she linked the videos below, but will forget. There is no current playlist setup with those videos. So, we have found something for Courtney to do while she waits for things to post to Instagram.
 
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I hope Tim and Jenn continue to eat three plates of food and at least one plate of dessert at each meal. Please, please do that.
 
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While I’m here for it now please I hope it’s not 110 when I go back to Paris in August 🤣 No DLP this trip but I had a nice little visit last November as some of you remember.

They’re going to be miserable.
I've been in Sept. It was reasonable, like early evening Orlando. But the week before was mid 30s. Air con in Sequoia Lodge was poor but that's French law. Ask for a fan at reception.
 
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Only 1 Starbucks at DLP. It's in the Disney Village. No food courts with long hours in the hotels. Unless they booked resturanymts, they won't get what they want. They'll hate the food anyway. It's not great. They'll also gate the smoking. Big Thunder has been closed due to heat, there are walls round the castle, the fireworks are canceled due to fire risk (although the music is epic).

Chris Provost is also there with a party of 80. Wonder when the Trackholes will copy him, Jenn Laforge and Taylor & Josh with the Patreon cruises.
Agree - when we went last month I had to book Walt’s and Downtown months in advance. It’s not like WDW. There aren’t loads of good places to eat. The general food quality at DLP whilst improving isn’t great. And people smoke everywhere because it’s France. All the outdoor rides are closed due to the heat because those rides are built for our weather. And there’s scrim up around the castle 🤣 apparently lines for cold drinks are huge too.
 
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Surprise!
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Narrator: Literally no one is surprised

I'm wondering what their long term plan is here (and I know there is no plan). They have 10 videos in the 22 days of June so far. Right now their 30 day views is at 1.8 mil. Obviously they are living off the Patreon grift. But--in order to keep living off that grift, wouldn't they need to bring in more new members on top of keeping the existing members? If they aren't putting out videos, and the videos they put out are performing at record lows, who is going to join Patreon and pay them for nothing? How is living like this sustainable? Even with "free" trips, they're still spending money.
I love that they #Paywall a #Hosted trip. #DitchtheKidsDatecationToDisneylandParis. Jackson would have loved it!!!
 
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They’ve just announced on the UK news that France is experiencing its hottest day ever. I feel sorry for everyone in France except the Trackers 😂😂
 
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They’ve just announced on the UK news that France is experiencing its hottest day ever. I feel sorry for everyone in France except the Trackers 😂😂
I have seen so many Disney YouTubers questioning the addition of the Lion King water ride being built in France---they act like Paris is in the Arctic Circle. Maybe this will shut those folks up.
 
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Dinner time at the buffet

Hey the DJI lives, second time in the last week after not using it for ages
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And it's her THIRD PLATE

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So they’re just gonna fart around DLP aren’t they? And for the record DLP’s food is pretty bad. This looks awful. I don’t begrudge anyone staying at DLP but for most Americans it makes sense to stay in Paris and take the RER 1-2 days. They’re ridiculous per usual but I get that the hotel was likely free.

@Galorious Hopefully the AC at my hotel is decent! 🤞 Been to Paris in July but it was 45-55 degrees Fahrenheit 🙄😂
 
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Thank you! And thank you again to all the well-wishers. It really was a lovely birthday weekend and I felt the love and just honestly one of the best highlights of such a stressful worrysome year. And it hardly cost anything!!
Belated wishes on your 40th. These are challenging times for sure and I am grateful for everyone (like you!) who brings me belly laughs.
 
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They'll be disappointed in lots of stuff. Slinky Dog. Cars Road Trip (although the disaster canyon bit is nostalgic), the parades have been cancelled, heat advisory in place etc. They might like BTM, Phantom Manor, Poc and Arundel le but that will be it. It's a beautiful park. Music, shows and parades are great. I can't wait to see how they spin this one!!
 
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Crush's Coaster is one of my favorite rides I did at the Paris parks and I hope they don't get to go on it 😌😏

ETA: also Hyperspace Mountain I hope they miss both of them :devilish:
 
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I doubt they are disappointed. They are spending a few days in Paris without their kids and are eating to their hearts content. They were never really into rides anyway. They are there to eat, be away from their kids and flex that they were #hosted at DLP.
 
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