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hcslacs
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Previous thread recap:
Tim and Jen picked up the kids and went straight from their “datecation” to a “staycation” at Port Orleans Riverside, courtesy of BOGV. This is the first time they've stayed at this resort, even thought they previously stated they have stayed at every single Disney resort. I know, I know, it's hard to keep lies straight after 5,000 videos full of them. Unfortunately, they downsized considerably from the datecation 2 bedroom villa (for 2 people) to a single regular room. Oh, the horror. They are off to Animal Kingdom so Tim can relieve his Bluey balls. They partake in a particularly nasty looking lunch before stopping to fondle merch. Included in the fondling was a couple of denim shirts that reminded Jen of her grammy and the fond memories she had of her time working at Disney. The same grammy she never mentions in the present and one would assume has passed into the Magic Kingdom in the sky. Wearing denim. The Bluey attraction was way too much theme park activity for them so back to the hotel for some pool time it was. Jackson’s apparent “tender foot” seems to be miraculously cured as he was able to walk all the way to the pool barefooted.
They attend story time in the lobby with the boys wearing a pedalo's dream--the tightest and whitest pjs one has ever seen. Tim makes a point to let us all know that his kids are so amazing that they can sit for a whole 14 minute story. Somebody call Guinnes! It’s the next day and Oliver really wanted to ride the Haunted Mansion and once inside they change their minds and decide to do Small World instead. I can’t imagine what lengthy and irritating conversations happen. Probably something like: “Oh Buddy it’s going to be scary. Are you going to be ok? Scary. There are ghosts. Scary ghosts. Scary. Scary. Scary...... Oliver, you’ll be fine”. Now, that’s obviously better than throwing a kid on Tower of Terror and hoping for the best, but you know they have no idea how to prep kids on these things. Tim asks the audience for advice on a double stroller. Because his 6.5 year old can’t walk for a couple of hours. Maybe he should go barefoot in theme parks too.
Before we get to Tim’s Costa Rica voogs we are treated to a pity party of a home vlog full of Jen’s misery where she laments the incredibly taxing work of having to (partially) parent and it’s a doozy. She just cannot deal with her TWO KIDZ while Tim is away—even though her sister is there most of the day. Jen even made her sister drive her to get yet another abomination of a hair color and cut and then take both boys to the Science Center. Luckily for Jen, Kimmie couldn’t reschedule so the hairdo session was the absolute highlight of her day (and probably whole week). Jen makes up some story about being on Dayquil and not realizing there was an earthquake until the piano teacher told her about it. Obviously, that HAD to become the main click-bait title. I am actually surprised she didn't film some fake footage of her feeling the earthquake by making the boys shake her desk or something So, back to the misery and Jen didn't get to eat her dinner or get much sleep so she just can't wait until Tim gets back. So she can go back to napping all day.
Tim is off to Costa Rica for a #sponsored Adventures by Disney trip courtesy of the idiots at BOGV. (via Atlanta, because backtracking 450 miles makes sense for the expert travel planner. Actually, maybe it does make sense. It's a few extra hours he doesn't have to deal with Jen). Tim bitches that the line for Customs was two hours. Most likely he’s pissed he couldn’t piss during that time. It will be interesting to see how he handles long bus rides and tours without immediate bathroom access. Luckily, roadside boiled peanuts are not a traditional offering there. He arrives at the hotel and wanders around amazed at various rock and birds and trees. It’s like it’s the first time he’s ever been outdoors before.
White water rafting is amongst the next day’s activities and Tim decides to strap on the 360 camera to his thigh and we are subjected to quite a long segment focusing on his bulge-ing varicose veins. He checks in to the most incredible hotel room he’s ever been in his life, so I am expecting something along the lines of the Abu Dhabi hotel from Sex and the City 2, but no, it’s simply a room with a view of a volcano. Now, obviously that’s beautiful, but he really hyped that shit up. The evening activity is a cocktail making session and in case anyone forgot, Tim can't possibly be in such proximity to liquor, because in case you haven't heard for the 12,783rd time, he doesn't drink. For a "friend".
Well, unless it's sitting in a bathtub full of beer, then that's totally fine. So instead he joins the kids in fruit tasting and it surely made everyone there as uncomfortable as it made us just watching it. After dinner there’s a dancing demonstration followed by the guests joining in. Oh, but not Tim. He pulls out that old wartime sciatic nerve injury.
Next day is a jungle cruise with animal spotting, a stop at a sugar cane plant, a solo dinner and more hotel ground wandering and, the more videos, the more boring this series becomes.
At this point Be Our Guests Vacations should just change their name to Tracker Vacations with as much #hosting and #sponsoring they have done with them. And it’s still as nonsensical as it always has been because they do the shittiest job at promoting anything.
Universal Kids Resort in Texas. The Trackers must feel some sort of pressure with all the other vloggers attending this media preview so they have been quite prolific with Instagram footage, mostly with Jen Tracker as the star first and foremost, with the rest of the family scattered here and there for good measure.
They are slumming it again and fly lowly Southwest to Dallas. No first class for Jen this time. Jen’s sister has accompanied them for nanny duty and initially they are put in a single room with bunkbeds. However they are later shown giving a tore of a family suite that Tattle assumes they got upgraded to after some Tracker complaining. It’s a typical Tracker vacation, no, sorry, "kidcation" with the family of three enjoying the various attractions around the park.
Tim and Jen picked up the kids and went straight from their “datecation” to a “staycation” at Port Orleans Riverside, courtesy of BOGV. This is the first time they've stayed at this resort, even thought they previously stated they have stayed at every single Disney resort. I know, I know, it's hard to keep lies straight after 5,000 videos full of them. Unfortunately, they downsized considerably from the datecation 2 bedroom villa (for 2 people) to a single regular room. Oh, the horror. They are off to Animal Kingdom so Tim can relieve his Bluey balls. They partake in a particularly nasty looking lunch before stopping to fondle merch. Included in the fondling was a couple of denim shirts that reminded Jen of her grammy and the fond memories she had of her time working at Disney. The same grammy she never mentions in the present and one would assume has passed into the Magic Kingdom in the sky. Wearing denim. The Bluey attraction was way too much theme park activity for them so back to the hotel for some pool time it was. Jackson’s apparent “tender foot” seems to be miraculously cured as he was able to walk all the way to the pool barefooted.
They attend story time in the lobby with the boys wearing a pedalo's dream--the tightest and whitest pjs one has ever seen. Tim makes a point to let us all know that his kids are so amazing that they can sit for a whole 14 minute story. Somebody call Guinnes! It’s the next day and Oliver really wanted to ride the Haunted Mansion and once inside they change their minds and decide to do Small World instead. I can’t imagine what lengthy and irritating conversations happen. Probably something like: “Oh Buddy it’s going to be scary. Are you going to be ok? Scary. There are ghosts. Scary ghosts. Scary. Scary. Scary...... Oliver, you’ll be fine”. Now, that’s obviously better than throwing a kid on Tower of Terror and hoping for the best, but you know they have no idea how to prep kids on these things. Tim asks the audience for advice on a double stroller. Because his 6.5 year old can’t walk for a couple of hours. Maybe he should go barefoot in theme parks too.
Before we get to Tim’s Costa Rica voogs we are treated to a pity party of a home vlog full of Jen’s misery where she laments the incredibly taxing work of having to (partially) parent and it’s a doozy. She just cannot deal with her TWO KIDZ while Tim is away—even though her sister is there most of the day. Jen even made her sister drive her to get yet another abomination of a hair color and cut and then take both boys to the Science Center. Luckily for Jen, Kimmie couldn’t reschedule so the hairdo session was the absolute highlight of her day (and probably whole week). Jen makes up some story about being on Dayquil and not realizing there was an earthquake until the piano teacher told her about it. Obviously, that HAD to become the main click-bait title. I am actually surprised she didn't film some fake footage of her feeling the earthquake by making the boys shake her desk or something So, back to the misery and Jen didn't get to eat her dinner or get much sleep so she just can't wait until Tim gets back. So she can go back to napping all day.
Tim is off to Costa Rica for a #sponsored Adventures by Disney trip courtesy of the idiots at BOGV. (via Atlanta, because backtracking 450 miles makes sense for the expert travel planner. Actually, maybe it does make sense. It's a few extra hours he doesn't have to deal with Jen). Tim bitches that the line for Customs was two hours. Most likely he’s pissed he couldn’t piss during that time. It will be interesting to see how he handles long bus rides and tours without immediate bathroom access. Luckily, roadside boiled peanuts are not a traditional offering there. He arrives at the hotel and wanders around amazed at various rock and birds and trees. It’s like it’s the first time he’s ever been outdoors before.
White water rafting is amongst the next day’s activities and Tim decides to strap on the 360 camera to his thigh and we are subjected to quite a long segment focusing on his bulge-ing varicose veins. He checks in to the most incredible hotel room he’s ever been in his life, so I am expecting something along the lines of the Abu Dhabi hotel from Sex and the City 2, but no, it’s simply a room with a view of a volcano. Now, obviously that’s beautiful, but he really hyped that shit up. The evening activity is a cocktail making session and in case anyone forgot, Tim can't possibly be in such proximity to liquor, because in case you haven't heard for the 12,783rd time, he doesn't drink. For a "friend".
Well, unless it's sitting in a bathtub full of beer, then that's totally fine. So instead he joins the kids in fruit tasting and it surely made everyone there as uncomfortable as it made us just watching it. After dinner there’s a dancing demonstration followed by the guests joining in. Oh, but not Tim. He pulls out that old wartime sciatic nerve injury.Next day is a jungle cruise with animal spotting, a stop at a sugar cane plant, a solo dinner and more hotel ground wandering and, the more videos, the more boring this series becomes.
At this point Be Our Guests Vacations should just change their name to Tracker Vacations with as much #hosting and #sponsoring they have done with them. And it’s still as nonsensical as it always has been because they do the shittiest job at promoting anything.
Universal Kids Resort in Texas. The Trackers must feel some sort of pressure with all the other vloggers attending this media preview so they have been quite prolific with Instagram footage, mostly with Jen Tracker as the star first and foremost, with the rest of the family scattered here and there for good measure.
They are slumming it again and fly lowly Southwest to Dallas. No first class for Jen this time. Jen’s sister has accompanied them for nanny duty and initially they are put in a single room with bunkbeds. However they are later shown giving a tore of a family suite that Tattle assumes they got upgraded to after some Tracker complaining. It’s a typical Tracker vacation, no, sorry, "kidcation" with the family of three enjoying the various attractions around the park.
quietcandy
VIP Member
She looks ridiculous but still manages to look 1000x better than Jenn.
banana.time
Well-known member
Did anyone see that Collin Gosselin wrote a book about his life and experiences growing up with his nightmare of a life?
Only 15-20 years until we get a tell all book from O.
Only 15-20 years until we get a tell all book from O.
Quasimodo
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Can't wait for the stans to watch this voog next month and all exclaim, "wowowowowowow Ginn your cooter is glowing! You're so trendy, wearing a dress with noticeable built-in padding that is too small for your boobies! I'm going to get the same dress so I can also look like a dehydrated elephant! You really work those ears! What's your secret?"
Disney0914
Active member
Dim and Ginn riding front row on the kiddos coaster, probably pushing past kids who would enjoy that experience… smh. Dim mentions he has to take his hat off and blaming the TM for not telling him too. Asshole… it’s a fast moving ride, use your judgement. The TM probably unknowingly thought you were a big boy who would know to remove it… maybe was in the back making sure the kids on the ride were settled. And Ginn.. “omg, omg, omg!” No wonder her kids are afraid of anything that moves.
Are they having adults only time? Maybe jealous of the other vloggers there enjoying the park without those pesky kids. Curious to hear what the reasoning behind leaving their kids so they can weehee and woohoo on kiddie rides.
Dim, you are the creepiest of all creeps. You just keep getting creepier.
Are they having adults only time? Maybe jealous of the other vloggers there enjoying the park without those pesky kids. Curious to hear what the reasoning behind leaving their kids so they can weehee and woohoo on kiddie rides.
Dim, you are the creepiest of all creeps. You just keep getting creepier.
Quasimodo
VIP Member
I don’t understand the reasoning behind the lack of trees. Like did they not even consult a landscape architect? Anyone who understands the basic needs and psychology of humans?
Of course they wouldn’t welcome anyone international, cause no one feels like getting detained and kidnapped by some microdicked ICE gestapo losers in TX anyway.
Of course they wouldn’t welcome anyone international, cause no one feels like getting detained and kidnapped by some microdicked ICE gestapo losers in TX anyway.
And Now It's Time to Splu
VIP Member
My dad is having to have surgery on his head due to skin cancer later this year My grandad's skin cancer is so advance he is just in hospice care now. Jenn is oblivious.
Littlemuv1
Well-known member
Someone should tell her she doesn’t need face paint to look like a troll
Grilled_Cheese
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Seeing her waddle in that gray frock makes it clear 1) That she is not wearing a bra, 2) That she needs to wear a bra, 3) Any picture that flattens her chest is heavily edited.
And Now It's Time to Splu
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The only thing that they seemed to have gained from this trip is sun damage. Oh and it's suppose to storm and hail tonight. Enjoy, Trackers.
eatcherheartout
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I don’t typically watch Jackie Super Enthused but I thought I’d skim her latest video where she shows the rides, food and shows at the Universal Kids park and she is dressed like a giant toddler. I know people like her but I’m sorry this is an almost 50 year old woman. She looks ridiculous.
I know she has her own thread here but it’s not very active.
Shes riding these rides that are meant for children.
I don’t understand how she gets a pass on this. I understand she was invited out but riding literal children’s rides as a childless (almost) 50 year old adult is fucking weird. She gives me the ick.
I will say she does work hard to get her videos out immediately and she does provide a lot of information but I can’t look past the fact that she acts like a toddler. Fucking bizarre.
I know she has her own thread here but it’s not very active.
Shes riding these rides that are meant for children.
I don’t understand how she gets a pass on this. I understand she was invited out but riding literal children’s rides as a childless (almost) 50 year old adult is fucking weird. She gives me the ick.
I will say she does work hard to get her videos out immediately and she does provide a lot of information but I can’t look past the fact that she acts like a toddler. Fucking bizarre.
agreed to accompany them to Texas (for O’s sake)
eatcherheartout
VIP Member
I have been baffled for years as to why Tim has not faced harsher consequences. I have seen lots of other influencers and content creators “cancelled” or called out for much less but no matter what Tim and Jenn do, their Stan’s are there to defend their every move. It’s infuriating.
Disney0914
Active member
Well obviously not Oliver… since no one is helping the 3 year old and showing him how to play the game. They are so bad at parenting… she is seats away from her boys… not a maternal bone in her poor postured body.
mjm9
VIP Member
Not defending Jackie just making observations.
I am familiar with her channel, but I rarely watch it.
As juvenile at times Jackie dresses she is usually thematically attired for the respective vlog subject.
In her UT kids park she is a minion.
@eatcherheartout, I get what you are saying about her riding “kids” rides, she being childless. But she was hosted to publicize a theme park designed for children ages 3 - 8. How is she to highlight all the available rides/attractions if she does not experience them herself?
Unlike Tim, Jackie has boundaries when it comes to kids. If she had shot footage of random kids riding these rides then some people would be all over her.
IP characters were all over the place in the hotel.
On her arrival day Poppy and Branch arrived in the lobby. Jackie said a quick hi, acknowledged their new hotel, “the kids are excited. So I’ll only be a moment” and she left.
Talk about icks.
How is it okay for Tim to be attending kids activities solo when he has two kids?
Ditching them on DCL cruises for character meet n greets and shows onboard the ships and the two Cays.
And him purposely going to children geared events like the fruit tasting and kids movie nite on the CR trip was pedophilistic.
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