The Tim Tracker #251 Jenn Yapper

[cavamom]

I’m moments into this video and already .
J: “Cask and Larder? Why have I heard of that before?”
T: “There’s one here in Orlando”

Yes there is. In the OTHER TERMINAL! How do I know that about Orlando airport and they don’t when it’s not even my home airport?

 

[Quasimodo]

Tim probably held onto everyone’s tickets because it made him feel like a big man. I’m convinced he likes Jenn to be useless because it feeds his ego.

Dim's tombstone:

"Here lies Dim
He died early because his wife didn't do tit
But at least his ego was fed well"

 

[cavamom]

I usually buy our tickets and handle check in and get boarding passes. Know what else I do? Text everyone their own boarding pass!

 

[EthelMay]

Can't wait to go, so you can ditch the kids for another date because Gin never gets out of the house?

UGH -- they are trying so hard to look like they like each other

Dim's new love

And a palette cleanser

 

[Littlemuv1]

My husband does ours because it’s his thing, but I always have both our boarding passes in my Apple wallet too. He’s very bad at keeping his phone charged

 

[Quasimodo]

Can't wait to go, so you can ditch the kids for another date because Gin never gets out of the house?
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UGH -- they are trying so hard to look like they like each other
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Dim's new love
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And a palette cleanser
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Girl needs to start using weights.

She seriously looks like their great-aunt.

 

[Littlemuv1]

So Jenn’s doing the two-handed death grip on Tim now? And in the next photo she’s completely photoshopped her boobs out. It’s so weird because they have never shown any pda’s in the past. As if anyone would want to lure him away from her

 

[Quasimodo]

Here's a tip: in order to be a traveler that everyone else doesn't hate, how about you don't walk about .00002 miles an hour AND film yourselves talking about the most mundane tit (that the other isn't even listening to either) while walking in an area of the terminal that is narrow and congested. There are so many people that look at them but not in a positive way.

 

[cavamom]

Priority boarding for families with small children is usually for children under 2.

Their tickets must not have been booked together or at the same time since they had different boarding groups.

SW boards you in zones. It’s basically window seats, middle seats, aisle seats with preferred passengers getting the early groups and standard last.

 

[Quasimodo]

He can't even pronounce fettuccine CARBONARA correctly.

It's just "curious" not "curiosity", Dim.

Wrong, again. I mean seriously, why are these mofos getting hosted. They're disheveled, look like they're drug addicts, can't get even the most basic tit correct, and look like they haven't showered in days.

So the nanny job description includes your boss eating half of your meal? That tracks.

 

[Littlemuv1]

Looks like the trackers are at the beach

 

[BobbyC83]

HOW DARE YOU suggest they may have lost weight from “weight loss shots” — don’t you know that the Stans believe you need a total personality makeover and to be taken to task for suggesting their beloved Trackers used medication to lose weight??!!! Also they have TWO kids and they NEED a break and a vacation but this is a WORK TRIP!!11

Sorry, but just reenacting how the stans treated one person remarking that they may have taken GLP-1 to lose weight.

/s but you'd fit right in on Molly's IG. "You're a MALE!!! Gross! How DAREEE you make a comment about a woman!!!" Gee. The girl metamorphesisized in 2 years.... How can you not make a comment? (/s)

 

[BobbyC83]

He can't even pronounce fettuccine CARBONARA correctly.
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It's just "curious" not "curiosity", Dim.
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Wrong, again. I mean seriously, why are these mofos getting hosted. They're disheveled, look like they're drug addicts, can't get even the most basic tit correct, and look like they haven't showered in days.
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I actually LOVE Fl and it's my vacation destination, but due to memes and social media - these guys are the epitome of "Florida Couple." I know i know...99% of FL arent hicks and methheads. I blame SM for that stereotype. But...yeah. These are the people in the memes.

 

[BobbyC83]

I usually buy our tickets and handle check in and get boarding passes. Know what else I do? Text everyone their own boarding pass!

My son is 14 and a typical 14 year old, can't be bothered with travel arrangements and my mom is 83 and doesn't use her iPhone 14 I bought her... Yet, twice in the past 3 months we went to WDW and FL with me being the sole arranger and handled TSA and tickets on my phone. Not patting myself on the back or putting me on a pedestal, but gee... it's amazing what 1 man can do when he puts in a bit of effort.

 

[Quasimodo]

Ew, no wonder this family gets sick. But also, they seriously are trashy neanderthals with no etiquette whatsoever. And this is on camera, where they supposedly are trying to appear as "professional" whatever they duck they think they are.
So Ginn takes her "little bite" of her sister's chicken Caesar wrap, but it includes half-bitten lettuce she leaves in the wrap (not before fingering it with her dirty fingers). I assume she's going to keep this half of the wrap for herself.
But no, she hands it back to her sister.

Also, gross that she's licking her nails and fingers, lord knows she's not washing her hands properly if at all.

Does anyone know what kind of watch this is? For the witch who can't tell time anyway? Also on Summer House her idol Amanduh was gifted a similar tiny Cartier watch for her birthday. This witch seriously has no personality of her own and is just trying to copy everyone else.

How is her back already so toasted?

I love that Dim's camera wasn't in .5. Her chicken wings and bloated belly from their "pre-dinner snackies" were not spared.

 

[And Now It's Time to Splu]

How she did not blister from that trip I do not know.

 

[BobbyC83]

Ew, no wonder this family gets sick. But also, they seriously are trashy neanderthals with no etiquette whatsoever. And this is on camera, where they supposedly are trying to appear as "professional" whatever they duck they think they are.
So Ginn takes her "little bite" of her sister's chicken Caesar wrap, but it includes half-bitten lettuce she leaves in the wrap (not before fingering it with her dirty fingers). I assume she's going to keep this half of the wrap for herself.
But no, she hands it back to her sister.

Also, gross that she's licking her nails and fingers, lord knows she's not washing her hands properly if at all.

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Does anyone know what kind of watch this is? For the witch who can't tell time anyway? Also on Summer House her idol Amanduh was gifted a similar tiny Cartier watch for her birthday. This witch seriously has no personality of her own and is just trying to copy everyone else.
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How is her back already so toasted?
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I love that Dim's camera wasn't in .5. Her chicken wings and bloated belly from their "pre-dinner snackies" were not spared.
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Nothing grosses me out more than finger suckers. I have a disorder against loud chewers and those who suck their fingers like they're finishing off a big bucket of KFC. Barf. GLP1 doesn't get rid of that large pad on her hump does it? Nope.

 

[Quasimodo]

There are some suuuuuper up close shots of Da Baby underwater in the pool that just didn't need to be included. My god dude give the kids some space and privacy. Might as well stick the camera right up their shorts.

Even if these were home movies staying private, like why would you get so all up in their space like that anyway? Dim is seriously SO bleeping CREEPY.

 

[EthelMay]

Does anyone know what kind of watch this is? For the witch who can't tell time anyway? Also on Summer House her idol Amanduh was gifted a similar tiny Cartier watch for her birthday. This witch seriously has no personality of her own and is just trying to copy everyone else.
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How is her back already so toasted?
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The watch looks like the watch is from Timex, it's about $60 at Boscov's (a local chain dept store)

Womens Timex® Gold Cavatina Watch - 21872 - Boscov's

Shop

www.boscovs.com

Yikes on the sunburn

 

[Cold&Bitter]

Dim's tombstone:

"Here lies Dim
He died early because his wife didn't do tit
But at least his ego was fed well"

There once was a vlogger named Tim
Whose mind was incredibly dim
His voogs were a slog
His wife, a hog
With personalities as weak as his chin