Congrats to @Littlemuv1 for the thread title and to @EthelMay for suggesting it.
Recap:
Epcot: Tim witches about what he considers an overuse of CGI on the Soarin’ update. I am certain he wishes he could use CGI in own his life to replenish his hair and straighten out his wonky bits, and perhaps create an entirely new wife. There’s also merch fondling and TimTalking thru entire rides.
Hollywood Studios: The world’s biggest self-proclaimed Muppet fan (but also one that never mentioned the Muppets until very recently) takes his two wives to ride the updated Muppet Coaster. They overact to the revamp like it’s the best thing since GLP-1 was invented. They also take in the new Micky Mouse Clubhouse Live Show. To bring back a classic—Jackson would have loved it.
Epic Anniversary: Tim sports his hideous look-at-me Donkey Kong Muumuu shirt and wanders around Epic looking for any mention that it was the actual anniversary. His work wife naturally accompanies him and it’s all just a bore.
Hoooooome Vlog Mish Mash: Jackson had an allergy consultation and apparently he’s going to get tested soon. Jen gets the results from her own allergy test and it turns out she isn’t allergic to anything, so the squirts from the Mother’s Day ramen remain unexplained. And what better way to celebrate than to load up on Portillo’s hot dogs and fries with cheese sauce and giardiniera sauce. Tim lets us know yet again that he has tummy issues and foregoes the sport peppers and Jen wishes she could’ve had them. Since he’s not Oliver, um, since he had the doctor’s appointment, Jackson gets treated to a surprise visit to Ebisu but is more likely just an excuse to go there to feed Tim’s need to gamble at Gashapon machines and blind boxes. Portillo’s leftovers are spotted in the back seat, so perhaps instead of Jen thinking she has an allergy to food she should better concern herself with food safety protocols. The next day the family is off to a Farmer’s Market and we get more insight into Tim’s digestion issues when he gives us sage advice that you should never buy roadside boiled peanuts if a bathroom isn’t within close proximity. We also learn that Jackson is going to be put through a sleep study. Hopefully the clinic will be stocked with blackout curtains, numerous fans and noise machines and someone to help him fall asleep. That should go well. During the home vlog, the Louis Vuitton purse is spotted hanging on a hook in hallway to the garage and much debate is spent whether it’s real or not. Either way she still looks like a homeless hag who scored big time by dumpster diving behind the Goodwill near Rodeo Drive.
Datecation: Tim and Jen ditched the boys for a #hosted stay at a two-bedroom villa at Wilderness Lodge where they partied like it was 1979 at a Fleetwood Mac cover band concert and a ?hosted dinner with Jen’s loser coffee tunes compadres. A Strathberry purse is spotted during the room tore and once again, it's legitmacy is called into question. Jen (or more likely Courtney) posts it on her LTK to teach us a lesson. Also, looking at her LTK she is REALLY feeling herself nowadays and obviously fancies herself as the leading lady of The Real Housewives of Lake Nona with all the crap she's posting there.
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Recap:
Epcot: Tim witches about what he considers an overuse of CGI on the Soarin’ update. I am certain he wishes he could use CGI in own his life to replenish his hair and straighten out his wonky bits, and perhaps create an entirely new wife. There’s also merch fondling and TimTalking thru entire rides.
Hollywood Studios: The world’s biggest self-proclaimed Muppet fan (but also one that never mentioned the Muppets until very recently) takes his two wives to ride the updated Muppet Coaster. They overact to the revamp like it’s the best thing since GLP-1 was invented. They also take in the new Micky Mouse Clubhouse Live Show. To bring back a classic—Jackson would have loved it.
Epic Anniversary: Tim sports his hideous look-at-me Donkey Kong Muumuu shirt and wanders around Epic looking for any mention that it was the actual anniversary. His work wife naturally accompanies him and it’s all just a bore.
Hoooooome Vlog Mish Mash: Jackson had an allergy consultation and apparently he’s going to get tested soon. Jen gets the results from her own allergy test and it turns out she isn’t allergic to anything, so the squirts from the Mother’s Day ramen remain unexplained. And what better way to celebrate than to load up on Portillo’s hot dogs and fries with cheese sauce and giardiniera sauce. Tim lets us know yet again that he has tummy issues and foregoes the sport peppers and Jen wishes she could’ve had them. Since he’s not Oliver, um, since he had the doctor’s appointment, Jackson gets treated to a surprise visit to Ebisu but is more likely just an excuse to go there to feed Tim’s need to gamble at Gashapon machines and blind boxes. Portillo’s leftovers are spotted in the back seat, so perhaps instead of Jen thinking she has an allergy to food she should better concern herself with food safety protocols. The next day the family is off to a Farmer’s Market and we get more insight into Tim’s digestion issues when he gives us sage advice that you should never buy roadside boiled peanuts if a bathroom isn’t within close proximity. We also learn that Jackson is going to be put through a sleep study. Hopefully the clinic will be stocked with blackout curtains, numerous fans and noise machines and someone to help him fall asleep. That should go well. During the home vlog, the Louis Vuitton purse is spotted hanging on a hook in hallway to the garage and much debate is spent whether it’s real or not. Either way she still looks like a homeless hag who scored big time by dumpster diving behind the Goodwill near Rodeo Drive.
Datecation: Tim and Jen ditched the boys for a #hosted stay at a two-bedroom villa at Wilderness Lodge where they partied like it was 1979 at a Fleetwood Mac cover band concert and a ?hosted dinner with Jen’s loser coffee tunes compadres. A Strathberry purse is spotted during the room tore and once again, it's legitmacy is called into question. Jen (or more likely Courtney) posts it on her LTK to teach us a lesson. Also, looking at her LTK she is REALLY feeling herself nowadays and obviously fancies herself as the leading lady of The Real Housewives of Lake Nona with all the crap she's posting there.
Previous thread:
The Tim Tracker #248 Jenn is about as supportive as her bra
New thread title courtesy of @xmasbdaygirl Old thread here https://tattle.life/threads/the-tim-tracker-247-once-again-oliver-gets-the-short-end-of-the-churro.52621/
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