The Tim Tracker #249 The Only Thing in That House That Has a 20 min Limit is Parenting

[hcslacs]

Congrats to @Littlemuv1 for the thread title and to @EthelMay for suggesting it.


Recap:
Epcot: Tim witches about what he considers an overuse of CGI on the Soarin’ update. I am certain he wishes he could use CGI in own his life to replenish his hair and straighten out his wonky bits, and perhaps create an entirely new wife. There’s also merch fondling and TimTalking thru entire rides.

Hollywood Studios: The world’s biggest self-proclaimed Muppet fan (but also one that never mentioned the Muppets until very recently) takes his two wives to ride the updated Muppet Coaster. They overact to the revamp like it’s the best thing since GLP-1 was invented. They also take in the new Micky Mouse Clubhouse Live Show. To bring back a classic—Jackson would have loved it.

Epic Anniversary: Tim sports his hideous look-at-me Donkey Kong Muumuu shirt and wanders around Epic looking for any mention that it was the actual anniversary. His work wife naturally accompanies him and it’s all just a bore.

Hoooooome Vlog Mish Mash: Jackson had an allergy consultation and apparently he’s going to get tested soon. Jen gets the results from her own allergy test and it turns out she isn’t allergic to anything, so the squirts from the Mother’s Day ramen remain unexplained. And what better way to celebrate than to load up on Portillo’s hot dogs and fries with cheese sauce and giardiniera sauce. Tim lets us know yet again that he has tummy issues and foregoes the sport peppers and Jen wishes she could’ve had them. Since he’s not Oliver, um, since he had the doctor’s appointment, Jackson gets treated to a surprise visit to Ebisu but is more likely just an excuse to go there to feed Tim’s need to gamble at Gashapon machines and blind boxes. Portillo’s leftovers are spotted in the back seat, so perhaps instead of Jen thinking she has an allergy to food she should better concern herself with food safety protocols. The next day the family is off to a Farmer’s Market and we get more insight into Tim’s digestion issues when he gives us sage advice that you should never buy roadside boiled peanuts if a bathroom isn’t within close proximity. We also learn that Jackson is going to be put through a sleep study. Hopefully the clinic will be stocked with blackout curtains, numerous fans and noise machines and someone to help him fall asleep. That should go well. During the home vlog, the Louis Vuitton purse is spotted hanging on a hook in hallway to the garage and much debate is spent whether it’s real or not. Either way she still looks like a homeless hag who scored big time by dumpster diving behind the Goodwill near Rodeo Drive.

Datecation: Tim and Jen ditched the boys for a #hosted stay at a two-bedroom villa at Wilderness Lodge where they partied like it was 1979 at a Fleetwood Mac cover band concert and a ?hosted dinner with Jen’s loser coffee tunes compadres. A Strathberry purse is spotted during the room tore and once again, it's legitmacy is called into question. Jen (or more likely Courtney) posts it on her LTK to teach us a lesson. Also, looking at her LTK she is REALLY feeling herself nowadays and obviously fancies herself as the leading lady of The Real Housewives of Lake Nona with all the crap she's posting there.



Previous thread:

The Tim Tracker #248 Jenn is about as supportive as her bra

New thread title courtesy of @xmasbdaygirl Old thread here https://tattle.life/threads/the-tim-tracker-247-once-again-oliver-gets-the-short-end-of-the-churro.52621/

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[mjm9]

I love this ccredit comment.
“She (Jenn) is a knock off internet vloggers….nothing more”

 

[MommaSis]

Real or fake: Jenn's purses, Jenn's anxiety, Bojo's are parents ROFLMAO, they have 2 kids and know the name of each one, Dim knows everything (or nothing).

 

[And Now It's Time to Splu]

I have no idea but is it possible linked that bag to but would she get a cut of any profits if any idiotic stan were to buy one. Maybe why she linked the real deal even if she bought a faux bag. Again I could care less if it's real because there is nothing real about Jenn "Large Marge" Bojo.

 

[Forest]

@hcslacs Your summaries and commentary are so funny.

This title is also brilliant, little muv and Ethel.

Is Ginn ever going to post a video again? It’s going on five days.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

I have no idea but is it possible linked that bag to but would she get a cut of any profits if any idiotic stan were to buy one. Maybe why she linked the real deal even if she bought a faux bag. Again I could care less if it's real because there is nothing real about Jenn "Large Marge" Bojo.

This is exactly what I think she did. The credit person seems to have credible details showing this white bag is a Target (or somewhere like that) purchase. But I think all the--It's a $500 real bag--talk here inspired her to list it on LTK as real because what the hell--if she can make a buck off it and the stans think it's real, it's a win-win for Jenn. I really do think these idiot stans are buying tit from the LTK to be like Jenn. Losers being inspired by the biggest loser of all.

Personally, I think Jenn's panties get wet every single time we argue about these purses, regardless of their authenticity. If they are fake, she's laughing that people here are standing up swearing they are real...if they are real, she's laughing while people here are saying they are fake. Fact of the matter is, she's trash. Even with a $300,000 purse, she's still going to be trash who doesn't shower, doesn't brush her hair, fishes out food from her teeth with her tongue all day long and hates her kids. Absolute trash.

 

[Mopsy75]

And she is the MOST SELFISH PERSON on the planet - hands down she will take home this trophy every time.

 

[erry]

My memory fails me.. remember that fictional boy group from Turning Red. 4 town.. had all the over sized adult vloggers looking for t-shirts and merch. What an embarrassing time line that was.
wasn’t Tim on the hunt for one?
did he find one? He would’ve worn it to death.
Sorry y’all it’s all a blur

 

[Mopsy75]

Don't worry folks - 'coffee tunes' has been posted - that's all she cares about, and I'm not even sure she really does but she loves the attention.

 

[erry]

Ummm… if she did link a real bag and is walking around with a dupe how is that not fraud?

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

Ummm… if she did link a real bag and is walking around with a dupe how is that not fraud?

Their entire vlogging existence is fraud.

 

[And Now It's Time to Splu]

Their entire vlogging existence is fraud.

This. Everything about that woman is an act. At the end of the day she is a grifter and so is her idiotic husband.

 

[And Now It's Time to Splu]

Don't worry folks - 'coffee tunes' has been posted - that's all she cares about, and I'm not even sure she really does but she loves the attention.

And I still don't know what her obsession is with Coffee tubes unless she gets people and giggles from us talking about. Sad thing for Jenny is the more paywalls and clocks she puts on content the less we'll talk about what a crappy washed up piece of tit she is.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

And I still don't know what her obsession is with Coffee tubes unless she gets people and giggles from us talking about. Sad thing for Jenny is the more paywalls and clocks she puts on content the less we'll talk about what a crappy washed up piece of tit she is.

I think it gives the illusion that she has friends and we've been saying for years that she doesn't have friends, so she's doubling down on it. The tags get smaller and smaller so a person of small intelligence would assume she's tagging different friends all the time, not the same Z list losers. I havent checked the other people's stories--are they still carrying on with this stupidity?

 

[Quasimodo]

 

[ETsMomma]

"Oh that old woman? She died a month ago, no worries! We are having the BEST summer EVER pushing our kids off on a nanny so we can have all the datecations we want! "

 

[And Now It's Time to Splu]

"Oh that old woman? She died a month ago, no worries! We are having the BEST summer EVER pushing our kids off on a nanny so we can have all the datecations we want! "

It might be a bit macabre but a part of me almost wants to do a poll or something when they'll reveal her death. At this point I don't think they will or it will be a Patreon exclusive and if you mention Grandma's dead you'll be banned sort of thing.

 

[Moonlight666]

I know we mentioned this before but I can't get over the way they hold hands. So strange and it doesnt look natural or loving

 

[Mopsy75]

Oh folks, make it stop. Jenn posted a series of pix on IG. She is just too full of herself. And the last pix, holding hands with Timmy, I just can't. Complete and utter fraud.

 

[Commandereddy]

It might be a bit macabre but a part of me almost wants to do a poll or something when they'll reveal her death. At this point I don't think they will or it will be a Patreon exclusive and if you mention Grandma's dead you'll be banned sort of thing.

I'm thinking it will slip from her, but in a few months from now. By then, people will just think she passed during these weeks with just a few videos. Not while they were in SoCal, having "the best" Disneyland videos.