The Tim Tracker #243 Y do u do dat?

[erry]

I wonder if Tim remembers how long to boil eggs for this year.
Jelly bean planting
A bunch of Pokemon shit
Egg coloring
4Rivers that was ordered the day before and Jenn will reheat it for Easter lunch.

Instead of spending $3 for an Easter themed table cloth, she will bring out that same table cloth she pulls out for every occasion.

Instead of buying cute Easter/spring plates, the kids will eat off the “fa-la-la” plates.

Anyway, I think I covered the very tracker Easter vlog.

 

[airbusA330]

And Tim, nobody is paying rack rate or that room. They are all using their DVC points. Calling it Buy 1 Get 1 Free is just stupid.

Well remember, DVC is too complicated for Dimmy. Ginn’s life was never going to be jet setting. Kids or not, these two are too dumb and lazy to travel often and well, let alone vlog it.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

The video is titled "Real life at home" and Tim says at the very end of the video---he'll have to watch the video to see how the kids liked their dinner. Well, if that statement doesn't say what we're all thinking. There is zero communication in that house. Jenn is such an absolutely useless piece of shit--Tim has to watch the video to see how his kids enjoyed dinner. Because she won't tell him. Or he won't ask her. That's their real life, right there in a nutshell.

He doesn't say "hell" but the captioning is picking up what he's really thinking....

 

[Quasimodo]

I really need both of them to wear rashguards, their skin just really grosses me out with how aged and leathery and burnt and crispy they are for a couple of 40-somethings. Ginn's skin just looks so damaged and both dehydrated and greasy at the same time, and Dim's ugly tattoos have become distorted from his weight fluctuations and the fact that he looks burnt bacon.

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"I'm soooooo exhausted you guyzzzzzzzzz, it was just suuuuuuch a bussssssyyyyyy day and it took me 3 hours to wrestle myself out of my swimsuit."

 

[JssLG317]

Life’s been extra busy lately and I had a lot to catch up on. Last summer my family and 3 other hockey families rented a house in the Outer Banks. It was a huge house right on the beach. We paid a company to put up 3 tents/16 chairs every single day. We paid extra for them bring an extra large cooler that they refilled daily. It still wasn’t as much as they paid for this one week on AMI. And I also never once felt the need to broadcast our tent rentals to social media.
I’d imagine that they do get pushback from viewers, the comments just get scrubbed before most would see them. It’s probably the new girls only job function. How do you add that to a resume? Professional Deletist, Social Media Comment Cleaner, Shadowbanner Extraordinaire.

 

[Mopsy75]

I remember like it was yesterday (LOL!) receiving a blue 2-wheeler bike when I made my First Communion (many, many years ago). My parents took us out for breakfast after the service and waiting on the porch when we got back was my first bike. My Dad took me up and down the sidewalk holding the back of the bike until I was comfortable enough for him to let go. Thanks Pop - I love you and miss you every day - but I have my memories and they always put a smile on my face.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

OK so--they have a lot going on, so Easter is going to be just chill at home. Don't they say that every single holiday? They always spend holidays home, alone.

Jenn is getting her eyelashes done, because in case you didn't know...she gets eyelash extensions. Tim is going to go grocery shopping while she gets those done. Isn't the eyelash place kind of far from their house? Why can't she take her own damn self to get this shit done?

Now they are complaining about goodie bags for school...and how they don't need to be for every holiday. Basically, they're over it. And Tim is angry about it. I seem to remember them being super excited about "winning" with the school goodie bags not that long ago. Hmmmmm.....what changed?

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

This child looks dirty. And I don't mean dirty from playing outside. He looks greasy.
Does he have a black eye?
And how can a child who is only allowed 20 minutes of screen time's favorite part of the $1000/night treehouse be playing video games?

And a parent should have to serve jail time for shoving a camera so far in a 3 year old's face you can see the food in his mouth. The shots get closer and proceeds to get more and more gross. They need to leave this child alone.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

My guess is, he hated the film an rather than suck it up an watch it again with the boys, he's just using the excuse it's too scary so he doesn't need to see it, from what I've heard the film is really good an perfect for kids, but fake ass dimmy isn't a gamer so of course he's not gonna like a gamer film

I agree.

Or he knows the lights/sounds/crowded theater might be a recipe for a complete meltdown for the kid. If I recall correctly the only movie he's seen in a non-DCL theater is that Spongebob movie. I think J$ sensitivity to things may have worsened since then.

But here's the thing---NONE of this. NONE. ZERO. needed to be mentioned. It wasn't Tim's invite, so he didn't have to promote that he went. It didnt need to be mentioned at all.

It's still super weird that after all this time---there's Mike. On camera. Promoting his channel. Super fucking weird.

 

[Quasimodo]

Jenn....you aren't cool. You aren't going to be a reality tv influencer. You look like absolute shit. Wash your damn hair. Take care of your children. And I've never in my life seen a 40 year old woman make such a big giant deal about making her own personal breakfast every single morning.

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Bitch, you have a fucking discord. Go there and blab to your minions about two of the most boring white people on Bravo (one of them being Ginn's idol, of course) fucking each other. Better yet, go to creddit, plenty of discourse there (if vloggers and coffee drinking kitties think we're unwell, they should check out the vitriol bravoholics bring).

 

[Grilled_Cheese]

3 park videos in 4 days. Someone came home from their $12k beach vacation and saw red in the bank account.

 

[BoPeeps78]

View attachment 3934941As if they actually use it. Have you seen the sun spots on Jenn’s shoulders and Tim’s face that’s starting to look like jerky?

OMG I thought this was a can of EZ Cheese. LMAO I was like...wtf are they eating this crap on the beach for?

 

[Grilled_Cheese]

Jennifer's ambition to quickly edit and post videos has evaporated now that it's a new month. That's a future Jenn problem.

 

[Mopsy75]

oh for the love of God, Jenn how could you basically take the chicken out of the package and think you could go right to breading it - UGH!!!!!
My Italian heritage (100%) is so annoyed at you right now. And if the bread crumbs package says ITALIAN FLAVORED bread crumbs and you say you are not sure the boys will like that than don't add ITALIAN SEASONING to the Panko you fool - you just made ITALIAN FLAVORED Panko.
Sorry folks I couldn't even get thru any more of this. The first thing I learned when I was newly married was how to make chicken cutlets. And the packages in the store say 'chicken breasts' and some say 'thin sliced chicken cutlets'
But it doesn't matter either way, the chicken breasts you can pound with a meat tenderizer to flatten them out.

And Timmy, way to go on the 2 piano's for J$ and now he is bored. Well at least we know that the shoes and shirt will have a new home shortly.

okay - rant over - Happy TGIF!!!!!!

 

[ETsMomma]

Jenn posted a photo on the beach "looking slim" and everyone is kissing her ass and asking what the secret is. Here's the secret! Filters and Patreon money paying for GLP-1!

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

Maybe this comes across as a bit nasty, and I don’t mean it to, but shouldn’t Jackson be able to ride a bike without stabilizers at 6 1/2? It’s too long ago for me to remember about my kids but my grandson was doing this at 3. Maybe hasn’t found the time to teach him yet.

Eh. Not every kid learns to ride a bike, especially in the world that we live in today where you can't just send your kids to ride bikes to their friends houses or around the neighborhood without parent supervision.

My older daughter, now 22, never learned how to ride a bike. She was a competitive athlete and our weekends were spent traveling to games since she was 8 years old. She just never expressed interest in bike riding. She had a bike. She's had several bikes. She's never learned or even wanted to learn. She graduates with her master's in a few weeks and has secured a job in her field. She's doing ok for herself.

 

[Grilled_Cheese]

The woman has no friends, so she talks into the void on Instagram. Totally jealous of your life, Mrs. Set-For-Life.

 

[Got2LuvIt24]

I’ve never wanted to jump off a bridge more than I did when Jen intentionally crunched into her mic. Oh my god.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

Imagine looking like this and having the balls to make fun of the Mickey Mouse sunglasses. They are not my style, but so many people I saw pulled them off and looked adorable in them. I hope she offended some of her Stan’s

Why would anyone in Florida wear sunglasses like this? The lenses are hardly tinted. Are those things offering any UV protection at all? I mentioned this before--my daughter sent me a photo of her wearing these same glasses almost 2 years ago. They are outdated and she's 20 years too old for them.

She’s complaining that salt makes her feel hungover and she can’t eat a lot of salt in her old age. She forgot she just told us she eats Parmesan cheese by the spoonful each night. Maybe that’s why she can’t get out of bed in the morning…

And she doesn't even eat actual parmesan cheese....it's that stuff in the plastic shaker. At least get yourself some freshly shaved parmesan, girl!

 

[Disney0914]

What TF is with Dimmy and his “catch me…!!” “Catch me proposing to Ginn with this ring, catch me getting a free uncrustable!” STFU… he is so corny trying so hard to be cool. Nobody says this dimmy dumbass. Not even “the kids”

And him talking about getting the Spike on a spike to cheat on the scavenger hunt. He was trying to be funny but you know his sneaky self was really thinking of how you can cheat the scavenger hunt. The scavenger hunt where as long as you pay the $12, you automatically “win” anyway. Their content is so moronic and immature.