The Tim Tracker #243 Y do u do dat?

[erry]

And Tim complains that Jackson’s way of sweeping the porch takes too long and he’d rather do it because it’ll be faster. What’s the rush? Let the boy learn… grow… develop… show him how to do it.
They are so bad at every fucking thing.

Tim is the type that has to do everything fast and half assed to get to the finish line faster.
I’m sure that’s why he is vacuuming every 6 minutes because he did a shitty job the first time and notice all the sand he left behind because he was in such a rush.

That’s also probably why he washes dishes after putting the kids down because he’s faster. That’s probably why he chooses to put Oliver down because he can do it faster. I just know he has a short fuse

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

And how eating a churro reminds them of him. Seriously though a part of me feels bad for the guy. He clearly doesn't have a clue and then he opens his mouth and exploits his kids and I don't feel bad for him.

He gets a big fuck off from me. It's how Nick sadly explains how the older kid is bullied....then he proceeds to make content with said kid (who is at the age where these kids use the internet) that would only provide more material to be bullied. I'm not victim blaming---it's not the kid's fault. But if your kid was bullied--isn't your job as a parent to protect your child? Not provide a treasure trove of material for the bullies to work with? I'm not saying keep the kid locked up...I'm saying just not put clips of him awkwardly skipping along?

This will also happen with the Bojo children and there is even more material out there for them to be bullied about.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

How does she look so incredibly different in every single photo? These are all from today's Epcot instagram post.

Like her face in these two shots....she's a different human.

And her body looks totally different in these two. Especially how smooth and long her legs are in the butterfly shot, but you can see the lumpy cellulite in the monster shot?

Sorcery, I tell you! (Or inconsistent photoshop/filters)

 

[Quasimodo]

That's life, behbay! Also maybe pay attention that the kiddo back there.

 

[Disney0914]

Cooking chicken on 450° with it just being dipped in egg wash and bread crumbs probably made it as dry as the Sahara. She should have done mayo or olive oil over it so it at least had some type of juices to cook in. The chicken could have been cut at least 2-3 times, or even cut into chicken strips, which the kids may have liked.

I feel like they need to cut home vlooogss out completely. It shows how grossly incompetent these two are. Why did we need to hear foil pulling and Dims dumb excuse for what Jackson doesn’t like piano lessons after 2 months. Nobody cares! They can’t/don’t function like normal 40 something parents of two. Nobody needs to see their dirty house, hear that she is going to clean, only to see proof she dicked around all morning and didn’t clean. See the pile with the outfit and shoes that just had a birthday… one year of walking by clutter. The home vlogs are nothing but an embarrassment for them. Stick to giving wrong info in the parks.

 

[Galorious]

Money! Money! Money!
Must be scummy
In a Grifter world.


OK so having a bit of cash does make life easier. But imagine selling your soul, your kids privacy and your relationship just to splurge and flex like these skidmarks. Is it worth it??

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

The more you hear this the worse it sounds. It’s obvious that Tim has no intention of going to see what’s up with his child when Jenn turns to him. She could just have said ‘can you take over from me while I go to J’. But no, as hcslacs said, money first, kids last. It takes a certain kind of ‘parent’ to be able to ignore their child making a sound like that. I know I couldn’t.

This is spot on. I haven't watched that clip in a long time and just....wow. They should have ended it, right then and there, but they couldn't, because SuperChats. And every parent has been frustrated with kids crying and fighting naps...but they take this shit to a whole other level AND broadcast it publicly.

And, in this specific instance, I don't think there was a lock on the door. I think they had/have a child gate across the opening. It always sounded to me like the door was open and that's why it was so dramatically loud.

I will never understand how they brainwashed both children into never leaving their crib/bed. Like ever. They just cry and cry until they get released from their prison, they never escape.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

And he's always super shady....

What does "partnered with to get this unit" actually mean Tim? They covered it? They gave you a discounted rate? You just booked it though them? They paid you to say this bullshit....

And again with the fucking rack rate. Literally no one is paying rack rate for that room, Tim. And he's saying you can get it for $1200 through DVC Rental store. What he's not telling you is--you can't freely pick your dates and you're limited to what's available through them. You're renting other people's reservations and other people's points. He just does such a shitty job describing what this actually is.

 

[banana.time]

I’m sick of universal with this HHN shit. Are they trying to get people excited or annoyed. It’s MARCH. Why is it even on anyone’s mind?

Now Tim is going to start filming every little speaker and black pole he finds thinking it’s got something to do with HHN.

Catching up on this thread so bear with me if this has been talked about more!

I LOVE Universal (Disney I'm more meh on) but I hate the HHN overkill and it makes no sense to me. I get that it's their premier event that they're world famous for but for Gods sake it's only MARCH. Why do we need to see stuff about an event that's 6 months away still? People are too obsessed with it imo, which I know is a wildly unpopular take. Also I hate that I can't take a birthday trip to Uni without having to see the HHN shit everywhere (my bday is early Sept). If I really wanted to ik I could go but the sets everywhere ruins it for me. Also, every theme park influencer is so over the top obsessed with it. Surely many of them are faking it right?

 

[hcslacs]

I don’t know why it’s so difficult for a 44 year old man to eat over the table to avoid spilling food on his shorts.

But I see the same thing when I watch the boys eat so I guess he can’t instill any table manners in his children if he doesn’t have them himself.

And yes, the way he eats is so bizarre. The way he shoves hot dogs in or the way he twists and turns his fork into his mouth. Freaking odd, almost like he’s trying to shove a square peg in a round hole or something.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

Nick is really a loser that he doesn't realize he was dropped badly from Tracker Island.
Maybe they panicked because their genius financial guy is telling them to hang in there but stocks keep going down. I have a feeling though that they are so dumb that they don't know how to check the stocks themselves.

I actually wonder if they are selling stock to make these big purchases, like the AMI trip, because they've blown through most of their savings with the other hundreds of thousands of dollars spent on cruises for 2024/2025. Paying the AMI trip off would be consistent with the timing of--I just had a call to discuss the war/stock market. I get the impression that it was a kind of last minute thing and it wasn't booked all that far in advance.

 

[Quasimodo]

So they bring their third wheel but still felt the need to put a pic in the thumbnail to what... show how distorted Ginn can make her arm? And make Dim's ridiculously wrinkled fingers look like inflamed angry penises? Was Cringey taking a potty break and couldn't take a pic of you two for you?

 

[cavamom]

Jenn’s hair- the bald spot. She’s getting a part that extends down the back. I have the same thing. The solution is to direct your hair with a brush when you’re drying it. Also, look in a mirror and brush your fucking hair before you go out!!!! Neither will happen.

 

[Quasimodo]

The only thing toned on her body is that tongue of hers, it's the hardest working muscle she's got.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

Wow, they really spammed instagram with the "perfect family" content last night. Yikes.

We see through the bullshit, Bojos. You hate those kids.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

All of those photos posted to their social media are so cringey but they look absolutely giddy without the kids. I guess they couldn’t wait to get away from them since they were cooped up with them for a week.

Honestly, every second those kids are away from their parents, they are safer and better cared for...so I wish they'd just do everything without them.

 

[And Now It's Time to Splu]

FFS so they announced their Patreon and were cruising high on the hog when Grandma had a stroke. These fuckers. Not to mention the 20K beach vacation video a week ago

 

[Forest]

Gah these views are so bad A Disney Park video with food and with Ginn. Can’t even break 40K almost one day in. And they’re spending money on the food, their private paparazzi and a nanny at home while they’re doing this

 

[Forest]

She’s taking more pictures and stories and posting them because she thinks she is skinny now. You can see her eye fucking herself.

Their video streak at the end of the month didn’t help much. Still at 1.6M. Down 11% versus last month. (1.8M on Social Blade)

Dropping like a rock baby!

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

Jenn’s hair- the bald spot. She’s getting a part that extends down the back. I have the same thing. The solution is to direct your hair with a brush when you’re drying it. Also, look in a mirror and brush your fucking hair before you go out!!!! Neither will happen.

Jenn: What is this brush you speak of?