The Tim Tracker #243 Y do u do dat?

[xmasbdaygirl]

Oh no...Jenn's sister was supposed to O to his music class today....but the Tesla stopped working. I just...I just can't with these idiots. Tim says because it's so hot in Florida, the 12 volt battery always needs to be replaced. Is this true? People with Teslas? Always? Because, Florida? Maybe just buy a regular gas car then for the reliability? Or a hybrid? Or---Tim is full of shit?

He says he's replaced the battery 2 or 3 times and tires are the biggest expense on an electric vehicle. Why keep it then?

Oh boy, she's wearing a romper again. To go to a gardening event for the kids.

I guess Tim didn't go to the grocery store during the eyelash appointment because they went to the grocery store after the gardening thing. IDK about you all, but when I get home from the grocery store, the shit goes from the bag, directly into the fridge. I don't put it all on the counter and then talk about it for 10 minutes. Out of the bag, piece by piece, directly into the fridge. Have I really been doing it wrong all these years? Should I leave it all piled on my counter until it reaches room temperature?

And this folks, is $100 worth of groceries. Because they only buy expensive name brand shit and don't buy anything anywhere else but Publix.

 

[hcslacs]

I really hope this means Jackson is keeping notes for his eventual tell-all book.

 

[GreenIsNotACreativeColor]

The Official Disney Parks Vloggers are doing some fantastic things with their channel. I'm waiting for some of the other Vloggers to steal clips.



Very creative Easter Bunnies video, with highly detailed sets of bunnies riding Tower of Terror, Everest, and Small World.

So far, the Official Parks Vloggers have yet to show anyone deep-throating food.

 

[erry]

And Tim, shut your bitch ass up about 80 degrees. This has got to be rage bait at this point.
People literally go into hot tubs when there’s snow outside.

If it’s 80 degrees, it’s 80 degrees. Even if it’s breezy outside, the water is still warmer than the outside temp, submerge your body into the water you idiot.

I’m not about to let that man gaslight me.

 

[Havok Karlsberg]

I like that Tim's solo videos are dreadful that even us haters can't bother to watch them.

 

[rageblackouts]

It’s funny how Jenn has to take a month off after coming home from a cruise, but she’s somehow always able to get a video out ON a holiday, when you would actually expect a parent to be spending the day with their children.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

And they got home on Sunday. Checkout was at 11:00. Why weren’t those dishes done on Sunday?

wait a minute—didn’t the end of the treehouse video have the two of them sitting on the couch giving the wise advice of doing all the laundry right when you get home ? Why weren’t the dishes done on Sunday? What the hell is going on in that house?

 

[Littlemuv1]

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I think what she bought mostly looks like sleepwear. But then that’s ideal for Jenn because she can just roll out of bed, spend the day doing Jenn things (nothing) and then roll right back into bed again.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

I hate GLP-Ginn

Feeling herself SO hard

I think another part of it is she's got Courtney filming her, so she feels like a Housewife.

Something I also haven't thought about---we know how Jenn feels about plus sized people, before she was huge herself...you know she's judging the fuck out of Courtney for being heavy while Jenn is just oh so slim now. I don't feel bad for Courtney though--these are the people you chose to seek employment with, you deserve to have Jenn cackling about you behind your back.

 

[Quasimodo]

So their dumb ass live is going on now. Does anyone know if it's a palm tree idiot exclusive or are Gallon of Gasers also allowed to join? Seriously, it's fucking ridiculous people are paying her to get off on herself.

I hope the live show is going like this:

 

[Snippysnips]

I think one of the reasons it seems they aren't being called out unlike others is because they just don't have a huge fan base, they may think they do but compared to so many out there they just don't, an the few haters they had that did call them out are all shadow banned, they are lucky if they maybe get a 100 or 200 comments on things which is easy enough to control, so therefore easy to delete, if they were as big as others those comments would easily be reaching 1000 or more, not quite as easy to control so you'd definitely see all the hate

Until someone huge calls them out (like Charlie) on the shit they do, which will expose them to actual millions, they are just tiny fish in a huge pond an will always get away with shit because they just aren't big or important enough to be noticed like that

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

I love the Treehouses. We only stayed there once. The treehouse was right on the river. It was so cool seeing the boats all day and you really do feel like you’re in a treehouse.

I’ll have to skip this one because I can’t listen to the Trackers’ stupid comments.

You can tell they were pissed they didn't get the river view and had to look at the golf course. I think this entire video was them saying complimentary things but really hating on everything, including their children.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

O is awake from his nap and Jenn is telling him all about her asparagus, gruyere and onion tart. She tells him it's like pizza. You absolutely love setting that kid up for disappointment, don't you Jenn?

Jenn is super annoyed that Tim and J$ aren't home from their Pokemon thing. She's mentioned like 3 times that she's waiting for them to come home. Now that O is awake and she has to take care of him (and I use that phrase loosely) she's pissed they aren't back yet. Anyone want to bet if the kid is sitting in a wet diaper waiting on Tim?

Oh and she made him take the cookie they give you at the bakery at Publix HOME and wait to eat it after his nap. Seriously--who the fuck does that? Anyone want to bet if J$ got to eat his cookie right then and there in the store?

There is entire too much footage of her cooking these onions.

Thank the maker! Tim and J$ are home and they can plant the jellybeans. This is the dumbest thing they do. I think perhaps even dumber than the lemon pig bullshit. They put jellybeans in the grass and then next morning the eggs appear. I know for sure they don't find the jellybeans in the grass and remove them, so they are still there when the eggs are there. And why would jellybeans grow plastic eggs with treats in them? It literally makes no sense.

 

[BoPeeps78]

He is still subjected to daily naps and when he doesn't want to they openly tell us about what a problem it is.

They still keep him locked up in the "swaddle." And yes, they are purposely restricting his mobility to force him to take naps. Those things are not intended for 3 year olds!!

I will NEVER understand why they keep putting him in that sleep sack/swaddle thing. It is SO unsafe. If there is ever an emergency inside the home, he will never be able to escape safely on his own.

Wait, yes I know why, because like you said he's an inconvenience to them. They can't handle more than one kid so they keep the younger one restricted as much as possible.

 

[Mopsy75]

Happy Easter to my fellow Tattlers who celebrate. Thank you folks for always allowing me to voice my 1/2 cents worth here. I'm so happy that I get the chance to spend the day with my family.

 

[Galorious]

I peeked in for a few moments to see the Treehouse. It looks exactly the same as the last time they stayed. No major changes -- I thought maybe there had been some updates and that's why they were staying.

They got it for a bargain $1200 per night. Guess that's where the Patreon money is going. Didn't catch how long they're staying. I don't normally watch now but I live SS. Jenn couldn't even drive herself and the kids over, she had someone else do it. Useless. Kids were a bit loud in artists pallet. They ate a fraction of what they used too. Lol at them taking 3 pieces of fruit with them. They're so weird.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

Apparently the word "urban" is a banned word in the discord. They're so fucking thin skinned it's hilarious.

So what does Courtney and Britt really think about shit like that? Oh we have to ban the word "urban" because, well...we're racist, people hate us for it and we don't want any of our paying stans to be informed of our racist and homophobic past? I mean, I guess there's the possibility that Courtney and Britt are also racist homophobes....

And can you imagine them sitting down and listing all the "offensive" words they want banned? That list has to be huge. I bet autism/neurodivergent is also banned.

 

[ETsMomma]

The thing is, no one actually went to Universal to walk around the park to talk about this. Nobody took their little ticket thing to the park to film it. There is literally nothing to show or talk about. All the information about the house is already out. Jackie and a few others were at the HHN panel at MegaCon for the announcement. That's all Tim needed to do....show the ticket, show clips from the announcement. Instead, he's going to wander and speculate and give 99.9% false information. His Universal videos always piss me off because he never knows what the hell he's talking about. And he's like 5 days late.

Doing what he does best.

 

[Quasimodo]

 

[Loueylouay]

Why did Dim go to MK and then back to TTC and back again? That was so weird.
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