The Tim Tracker #243 Y do u do dat?

[Quasimodo]

Sorry to be a seagull (fly in and drop a load) all the time but race season is back! Just hit a PR at the first race of the season, shamrock shuffle in Chicago. Such a fun one.

Anyway, this has to be Dim, right?

I was thinking about how the US army is raising the max enlistment age to 42 out of desperation, and then you think about people in society such as these vloggers and disney adults and similar folks who are grown and think "poop-butt" for a wifi name is so clever and witty, being drafted or enlisting, and then it just makes me want to root for whatever asteroid might eventually make contact with earth.

 

[Quasimodo]

I think Dim might have brain worms. No offense to brain worms.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

I know this was talked about with the last video, but it seems like J$ did not sleep in the top bunk and he had the other bedroom to himself. Tim mentions J$ bed may be more comfortable than the bed he and Jenn slept in because Tim laid in it while he was putting J$ to bed. That means he's not talking about the top bunk.

And Tim--some people don't even have to stay in overpriced outdated accommodations to have both rainfall shower head and a wall shower head in their shower. Some of us have that setup in our homes. You could too if you spend some time there and did some home improvements.

 

[Loueylouay]

She is not ok mentally.....worst kitchen pacing yet. And shut up about the stupid tart.
Despicable talking about Tim's mom.....shame on you Ginn

 

[And Now It's Time to Splu]

So far this vlog has been we have been reading Tattle. There was some awkward conversation about Zoot balding. Ginn called it clown balding. I guess she and Dim's are clowns. They also got a Bean Bunny penny. Oh, and they weren't able to go to the restaurant the Discord wanted them to go to. You can tell they were relieved about it. And they admitted that there were three in their party and the third isn't Oliver. Imagine bringing Cringy on your dates.

 

[Grilled_Cheese]

4 park videos in 5 days. They are SO SCARED.

 

[Snippysnips]

Imagine actually admitting to people just how lazy an worthless you are, like I just can't get over that she admitted to leaving dishes in the sink, what the hell does she even want to gain from that? The stans being all "ohhh gurl it's totally fine, you are sooooooo busy being a mom", if I had a partner that done shit like that his ass would be kicked so fking fast out the house he'd think he'd been caught in a tornado

When we used to go on holiday my dad always had us leave at 5am so we got down to Blackpool or Scarborough by around 9am so he could miss the traffic, my folks always ate before we left an you know what memory's I have, them DOING THE FKING DISHES at 4AM because we always left the house clean, even now when we go on holiday I clean the house so nothing is sitting about because theres no better feeling than coming home an walking into a CLEAN HOUSE

If slobella walked into a clean house bitch would probably think it had been robbed or something

 

[eatcherheartout]

opinion--Jenn is pissed about the--we will be visiting grandma at rehab one day a week and helping Grandpa at home another day of the week. By "we" I think she means mostly Tim. And that's going to affect her because she's gonna need to step up. Jenn's tears weren't for Grandma--they were a pity party for herself and that her life is about to drastically change.

This is exactly what it is. She’s a narcissistic cunt.

 

[Quasimodo]

Ugh that live show and the kid screaming bloody murder, and their reactions or lack thereof were so fucked.

 

[erry]

That rental company keeps blocking our 12K view, but we are not upset about it, we will just keep mentioning their set up placement every 3 minutes… but it’s no big deal, but our view, we aren’t mad or anything, we just paid a lot to be here, but it’s fine. We don’t own the view. It’s cool, no biggie, we love the concept of tent rental people as long as they don’t block our $12k view, but we are cool with it.


SN: I’m a Floridian through and through. I hate the beach and I’ve only been like 3 times in my entire life but even I know these type of rental places exist, did I mention I’m not a beach person?. Yet these 2 are just so amazed or annoyed these people exist.

The redundant crap they put out just in one video and they are titled with being hard workers and much deserving.

Mentions it’s chilly 5 times in the first minute.
Mentions the tent/umbrella rental 85 times
Mentions the sunset 37 times
Mentions Pokemon 18 times
Mentions some kind of food 56 times
All within 1 video.
**numbers inflated to prove a point

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

Happy April Tattlers!

Jenn somehow managed to pull it out again and they finished April with 1.9 million views and a whopping 15 videos. 15 is not a record though, that honor goes to January with 14.

This seems to be the new normal for them with 3 out of the last 6 months finishing at 1.9 mil.

Only 2 videos broke the 100k mark--the MK ABC vlog with 132k (still didn't cover the enormous expense of that day) and the first Flower and Garden video with 106k (I'm guessing that's why they went back). Tim's Epic Yosh should cross 100k though, it's at 99k right now (the title has not been updated to say Yoshi's correct name).

1.1 million views were from the videos released in March which means about 40% of March views are from the so-called back catalog. Which is always interesting to me because people are watching their old shit almost as much as their new. It's what is keep them in business at this point and they likely know it. Between that and Patreon--they don't have to make all that many new videos. The idiots just need to keep running the playlists all days.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

LOL wtf. I thought this whole time she was talking about eating a block of parm cheese. But she's eating the crap in the plastic shakers? Like girl, if you can afford a $12K house rental on an unremarkable beach, you can afford some actual legit cheese.

Also, people on legit authentic "wealth and hellness" "health and wellness" journeys aren't inhaling grated microplastics as a midnight snack.

Oh yea. This is what they buy. The sawdust. Not even the Kraft name brand stuff. And I'm 100% Italian---so this is a mortal sin to me.

 

[cavamom]

I think they are called out. They just have most of the haters shadow banned and many people don't even understand that, they think their comments are still showing up. I also think they use filtering where comments with "Ozempic" or "terrible parents" don't even show up. They keep those comments squeaky clean so anyone who reads them thinks everyone loves them. It's some sort of fucked up psychological experiment they've got going on.

My question is, if I'm shadow banned, which i am, if I were to leave a comment, you all can't see it, but can the Bojos?

I’d like to think they can bc I often leave comments just for myself

 

[And Now It's Time to Splu]

I’m still laughing about the rental tent. Another saboteur. I really hope they paid 20K for that house. It makes it even funnier.

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If only there were three not four chairs there I would've said it was the Unwell Three ruining their fifth vacay of the year.

 

[And Now It's Time to Splu]

Well up until 5 days ago, they only had 8 videos in the month of March so, they should be scared.

And is it a date when you have your employee with you? Because that's fucking weird.

It's like reverse Duggar courting. Having a chaperone with you after you're married. Debating if I want to watch the latest shit fest. I do need something to snark at. It's been a particular difficult week for me between having a nasty stomach bug, my phone breaking when my dad had to go to the hospital due to having issues with his kidney stone procedure. Not to mention dealing with having to activate my replacement phone which was a headache in itself. J10D would probably say she needed two more vacations after all that

Holy distorted thumbnail

She looks like she leaves a trail of grease behind her. That white top is rough guyzzz

 

[erry]

They keep those comments squeaky clean so anyone who reads them thinks everyone loves them. It's some sort of fucked up psychological experiment they've got going on.

And I feel like I was part of that experiment, but not in their favor. The ONLY reason I found tattle is because their comments were too clean. I was thinking this shit is weird, not one bad comment. So I googled them because I knew they were fucked up, and tattle popped up for me.

I couldn’t tell if they were a couple, I thought they were like besties and couldn’t for the life of me figure out if Tim was gay. (I don’t care if he was, I’m an ally ) I was curious if they were racist, Tim had a deeper southern drawl and a buzz cut in the older videos I watched.

So it was me trying to figure out if these are people I wanted to support, but I had too many questions.

Btw- I found out they were together when Tim went to that nascar thing after Jackson was born and he was anxious to get back home to the newborn. And then it was like oh shit they have a kid.

 

[WhiskeyBusiness]

Shoutout to whoever came up with "coogie". Every time I read it, I laugh.

 

[hcslacs]

I don’t know how anyone that watched that live show can still be a fan. That pretty much summed them up in just a couple of minutes. Money first. Kids last.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

Agree. And lord I feel bad for Luke because there is a lot of material with his father that could be used as material against him. I'm sort of surprised that J$ hasn't gotten bullied yet but at the same time I can see him being a bit of a bully. He is to his brother at least.

We will never know whether or not J$ is bullied....or even has friends because Tim and Jenn would never admit that he is nothing but perfect.

I actually think O is going to be the bully, especially as he becomes more advanced than his big brother at things and sees that J$ is the golden child who does no wrong and gets everything he wants.

There's this part in the SSR video where the boys are playing with a giant Tetris game. O picks up a piece over his head ang begins to aggessively walk towards the base and J$. Tim says--oh no, he's going to throw the piece at J$....like they expected it to happen and he laughed. They both laugh and are saying to themselves--don't do it, oh no...don't ddo it. And of course, there is ZERO discipline or guidance that happens during the actual event, it's just content and they find the entire thing hilarious, watching their kids from afar. (He does not throw the piece, he actually gently places it on the base). But I'm guessing that O is becoming the aggressor because they clearly expected him the chuck the piece at his brother.

And for the 900 millionth time....why put this out for the world to see? This isn't content. This is your personal parenting failure.

 

[Galaxyprincess]

I'm sure the siblings love having their mom's business out there.