The Tim Tracker #243 Y do u do dat?

[eatcherheartout]

OMG, they need a tent in order to have a fucking picnic?!?
Tim is such a wuss, I can’t stand it.

It’s too hot, too cold, too windy, lines are too long. I can’t stand a complaining whiny man.

Jackson wants to have a picnic, grumpy complaining Ass Tim says it’ll be too hot maybe they can do it inside. The first thing out of his mouth was a complaint.

Tim is a fucking pussy. It’s one thing to complain here and there, we are all guilty of it but he’s a giant pussy. He’s afraid of the cold and the heat and bugs and waiting in line for rides. For someone who wants to be a big strong man who wants to provide for his wife, he scares very easy.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

I'm surprised superfan Tim didn't make a Happy Birthday post to his all-time favorite Muppet, Bean Bunny, today.

Isn't he just adorable! (Bean, not Tim)

Let's see how closely Courtney is following along here....

 

[Quasimodo]

She’s complaining that salt makes her feel hungover and she can’t eat a lot of salt in her old age. She forgot she just told us she eats Parmesan cheese by the spoonful each night. Maybe that’s why she can’t get out of bed in the morning…

She seriously keeps repeating that "salt makes me feel hungover" shit while continuing to consume lots of salt. How much is or was the bitch even consuming to feel "hungover" and why is she convinced it's salt making her feel hungover? It just sounds like more crap she read from an influencer on Instagram, frankly. Meanwhile, she tells us her blood tests were perfect or very excellent or something. Bitch there is no "very excellent", this isn't some academic test, there are just results in the "normal" range and "abnormal" or "low" or "high" range, you pathlogical compulsive liar.

 

[eatcherheartout]

I’d at least pay $12K to go do nothing at an Italian villa instead where there are also staff waiting on me. Or somewhere that is more than just “generic beach” (sorry, it does look nice and all, but I’m from a state with thousands of miles of beach and *so are they* and they don’t even like to do anything with the water besides maaaaybe go sit in the ocean and only when it’s 95 degrees apparently). They barely even used the pool. I mean, they still even took the golf cart to the Sandbar even then Ginn said it was close by, they did nothing but sit and sleep and eat bacon and unappealing food and apparently track sand inside (from their backyard, everybody, in case you didn’t hear)

Exactly! If I’m dropping that kind of cash on a rental it’s going to be in a different country. Not at the same vacation spot we go to every year to do fuck all.

 

[Forest]

Happy Easter to everyone who celebrates and Happy Sunday to everyone.

What Easter gifts will the Tracker children be given to open while they have a camera shoved in their face?

 

[hcslacs]

When Tim went to Seaworld did he bother to go on any of the rides or was it just to eat and hang out with Courtney cos he missed her while they were in AMI? Sorry, I can’t bring myself to watch it. Not that I ever want to hear him wheeing and woo-hooing ever again but I love the Seaworld rides.

No rides, just eating and a ton of Beach Boy footage. He also didn’t do any rides at Universal or HS in the next two vids. Jen kept wanting to go on rides but Tim kept shutting her down saying the lines were too long. A day at the park with Tim must be so boring when it’s full of looking at construction walls and listening to him Dimguess about stuff. But it’s still better than having to spend any time with her son I suppose.

 

[Forest]

I’m still laughing about the rental tent. Another saboteur. I really hope they paid 20K for that house. It makes it even funnier.

 

[Quasimodo]

And she doesn't even eat actual parmesan cheese....it's that stuff in the plastic shaker. At least get yourself some freshly shaved parmesan, girl!

LOL wtf. I thought this whole time she was talking about eating a block of parm cheese. But she's eating the crap in the plastic shakers? Like girl, if you can afford a $12K house rental on an unremarkable beach, you can afford some actual legit cheese.

Also, people on legit authentic "wealth and hellness" "health and wellness" journeys aren't inhaling grated microplastics as a midnight snack.

 

[macbeths]

Happy Easter to all who celebrate!

 

[erry]

Unfortunately, I don’t see a world where Oliver will ever have the opportunity to actually ride a ride.
Jackson doesn’t like the rides, so it’ll be “the kids don’t like the rides” or “the kids won’t/can’t wait in line” or “the line is too long for the kids”

If there comes a day when he verbally says hey I want to ride that ride, the lines will be too long, and LL won’t be available.

I know a mom of 7 year old twin girls, and it’s constantly “the twins”
I have to take the twins here
The twins are going
The twins are sick
The twins want
Those girls have no identity other than being twins. Just like Oliver will have to be part of “the kids” for the rest of his life

 

[Orangebird]

Tonight I was in Hollywood Studios so my daughter could meet up with a friend who was visiting with her school from out of town. I had a solo dinner at Hollywood Brown Derby …no Trackers in sight but I did end up seeing Tina Fey. I know I know she is not nearly the celebrity that the Trackers are but what are you gonna do.

 

[ETsMomma]

That's filters for ya, babeh!!!!

 

[Quasimodo]

Does this idiot mean "meander"?

Dim the meandering neanderthal.

 

[mjm9]

Hold on!

The pans at a DVC stay are okay to make the kids pancakes, but the $7M AMI house wouldn’t have the proper pan. So they packed their own pan from home!

Make it make sense.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

Regarding the boys eating so well, Jen says Oliver ate half of his chicken, a quarter of his broccoli and a quarter of his fruit.

Before:
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After:
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Counting the pieces of chicken I don't think he ate a single piece. He might've eaten one piece of broccoli and maybe 2-3 pieces of fruit.

Do you really expect that woman to understand fractions? She doesn't even know the day of the week.

My hot take--that's too many choices for a 3 year old, there's too much on the plate. Of course he's going to eat the fries first and fill up on the fries. The fries were unnecessary here. She should have given him the fruit as an appetizer. And why didn't he get pasta like his brother?

 

[Quasimodo]

My opinion--Jenn is pissed about the--we will be visiting grandma at rehab one day a week and helping Grandpa at home another day of the week. By "we" I think she means mostly Tim. And that's going to affect her because she's gonna need to step up. Jenn's tears weren't for Grandma--they were a pity party for herself and that her life is about to drastically change. And I really think one of the siblings told Tim that he had to step the fuck up because if she's been in rehab for a "a few months" why is this starting now? It's not because the kids weren't able to visit her like she said--this has nothing to do with the kids. And the kids would have been able to go help at Grandpas this entire time. So as always, she's lying.

This is exactly what it is. She’s a narcissistic cunt.

Yeah, that tracks. She must be so mad that a real-life thing has legit occurred that requires some actual adulting (and caring for someone else) that you can't just half-ass or keep avoiding like everything else in their life that gives them "anxiety" and "stress and the such". Bitch just wants to keep fake laughing her way through life while mindlessly scrolling Instagram (except when she can accurately and specifically name ingredients for a charcuterie nacho "recipe").

Ugh she really is such a wretched self-absorbed cunt who doesn't want to deal with any discomfort or inconvenience. She thinks she's already doing plenty of sacrificing and compromising in her life anyway by having to spend any time pretending to give a shit about Da Baby.

And Dim deserves all his own misery. He's a shitty son and an immature, obsessive manchild with no backbone or character or integrity.

It's a good thing his parents have 3 other children, but I hope his siblings (likely the older adoptive two) have given him grief for being a shitty dick who only shows up to piss on his parents' lawn.

 

[Divechik]

Why in the world do they need the bed rail things on that bottom bunk? Oliver is 3 and climbs up on couches etc just fine. He's not going to fall out of bed (well he wouldn't if they took him out of that straight jacket: I mean sleep sack)

 

[Quasimodo]

How does she seriously think this wrinkled monstrosity is flattering? Even her chest is wrinkly to match her face wrinkles and romper wrinkles. That tracks.

I seriously wondered who told her the romper was a good idea.

Probably Britchey from Appalachia.

 

[Mopsy75]

I don't think this can be stressed enough some days - what a delusional world these 2 asshats live in. I filled up my car over the weekend and it cost me $30, and I don't even have a big car and it takes regular/unleaded to boot. Groceries are thru the roof and even though we can and do order takeout once a week so I don't cook all 7 days that too is getting pricey for a family.
And all this moron has to offer is 'I wonder if my adoring stans want to know what kind of $10.00 coffee I drink' - seriously Jenn, folks are struggling these days and all you can offer to society is your coffee order. I'm so sorry folks I just can't for the life of me tolerate this chick, she is the most selfish individual and it's makes me quite angry.
Again, the more time these 2 boys spend away the better.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

I really cannot believe they spent an entire week here and did absolute nothing but get Two Scoops, chili cheese dogs (I'm assuming at Double Deez, Jenn) and go to the Sandbar for the 9000th time. And this was supposedly when they'd be celebrating Os birthday?

O would have LOVED to do one of those exploration cruises where they take you out you can dip net and see some cool sea creatures. Wouldn't marine biologist Tim love that too? There's an amazing play/exploration area at Robinson Preserve that both kids would love. Mote Marine just built this giant amazing new facility. It's incredible. Again, why would marine biologist Tim want to visit there? There's a farmer's market/beadh market just about every single day.

They literally did nothing for an entire week. And it was too cold to swim in the pool supposedly, too cool for the beach. They sat and played Pokemon all day every day. It's really sad because we have some amazing outdoor activities in the area which would be fun even on cool days.