The Tim Tracker #178 Xmas Is Starting Now (on Tattle)

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Maybe she is just to exhausted from all the hard work she did on the cruise, you know with the two kids and all.
 
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Maybe fitness-buff Mike was Tim's initial inspiration for his failed plan to lose 30 pounds. If Tim is so concerned about his body image I imagine standing next to Mike all week, especially at the beach, would be a bit daunting. Of course, that would have meant Mike was planning on going all along. Oh, who knows. It's just a constant game of trying to figure out the truth from these jerks.
 
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Gambling is 100% legal in Florida. Several casinos on land with slots, table games, and sports book. He is an idiot.
 
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I can’t believe Tim said the first day of the cruise is so hectic and listed having to get all your chargers plugged in as a source of the chaos he experiences and why he can’t relax on day 1.
Does he even hear himself? Is it really that stressful trying to get all your chargers plugged in? How long could that honestly take?
He also says it takes time to get used to the feel of the room. He’s not in some huge suite. How hard can it be to get adjusted to a small cruise cabin?
They honestly complicate the most basic of things.
 
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Slightly OT, but this video was suggested to me today and I instantly thought of the lying Bojos. Not sure if I’m including the link correctly. But this girl has some sleuthing skills, wonder what she’d think of our buddies Dim & Ginn.
 
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He did mention Mike at dinner. Kind of. He said their friend that is sailing with them has a tree nut allergy so they were given the allergy friendly menu from Lookout Cay.
 
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It's almost like a game of Clue with them. Really I almost don't even think we want to know what exactly was really going on.

Gambling is 100% legal in Florida. Several casinos on land with slots, table games, and sports book. He is an idiot.
The casino boat company even told them thanks for the shout out in the comments. I halfway wouldn't be surprised if Dimmy has been on such a boat before and lost some of their set for life earnings.
 
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I don't know if it's more concerning that they never seem to remember what they ordered before or that we do. Tim said he wanted to try something new so he went with the Farmhouse salad. I am quite certain he had that last cruise. Maybe it's because they just do the same things over and over and over that it just becomes a blur. I guess that's why she always has to refer to old vids to confirm whether or not they did something. All she really needs to do is come here and ask us.
 
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I don't know if it bothered anyone else but I was annoyed with background Jenn saying the French onion soup was disgusting and the apple dish was sour. I mean, yeah you don't like it but someone else might and how are they going to feel to hear you say that....Ugh.
 
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After dinner when Jenn claims she’s going back to the room to put the kids to bed, Tim cuts away from her to get a shot of Goofy dancing in the distance and comments “Goofy’s throwing it down. He’s dancing.” He cuts back to Jenn who affirms that Goofy is a good dancer.
His obsession with these characters is so bad that he cuts away from what his wife is saying in order to get a shot of a character dancing in the background. It’s very bizarre.
 
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Don’t forget, it’s also a travel day!!

That’s a 45 minute drive from their Lake Nona compound!!
Nobody understands their hardships!!
 
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I’m sorry, but any vacation where you simply pack your car and drive 40 minutes is 100% not hectic. He needs to go around the ship on day 1 and ask the other cruisers what they had to go through to get to the ship. Multiple flights, multiple days of travel, time zones, waking in the middle of the night for an early flight, etc. He has no idea.

And that trivia! “Against All Odds? What movie is that?” The movie with a title song of the SAME NAME that you just fucking heard!!! Moron.
 
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Ok I’ll I take it back but he’s still an idiot
You weren’t wrong. While casinos are only legal on Indian land, Tim’s exact words were that gambling is illegal in Florida which it’s not. It’s legal in certain places and he himself is participating in a form of gambling when buying lottery scratch off tickets. So for him to say gambling is illegal in Florida was incorrect.
He's absolutely an idiot.
 
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I missed that, but I don't really have a problem with Jen telling Tim the apple tatin was sour. I am pretty sure that Tim made a big deal about how sour it was on their last cruise, so she probably didn't want him to get it again. I guess he forgot about that too.

Saying the soup was disgusting, on the other hand, was uncalled for.
 
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Don’t forget, it’s also a travel day!!
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That’s a 45 minute drive from their Lake Nona compound!!
Nobody understands their hardships!!
Jenn got dysentery during the arduous trip. Sorry, I may be thinking of creating an Oregon Trail game with the Trackers as my party members. It might be one of those games where I purposely kill my party by the Kansas River. Yes, I know I aged myself. No, I don't care.
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I may have watched another video of the same cruise where someone purposely asked for the soup when they were in another restaurant so it was what made it stick out to me. It does make me wonder if he was annoyed with her in part for "correcting" him. Seems like something that would piss him off with his small dick energy. Still, why leave that in?
 
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Ding ding ding! Be a good reason to quit the sauce, too.
 
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