The Tim Tracker #178 Xmas Is Starting Now (on Tattle)

[xmasbdaygirl]

Sorry to break up the emotional conversations, I love that we have more here than just being unwell and how much we support each other.

But—-Holy creeper mother fucker!!!! I have a lot to say about the Diaper Dash, but I’m just gonna post this pic while I’m waiting for my next event with the disclaimer of—O did NOT participate. Diaper Dash will go on the Saturday tea list. There’s a lot to unpack here, but full disclaimer, it would have been dirty of me to video this. I know, I know, they do it…blah blah blah, but he’s a kid and I have morals. Watching J for 15/20 minutes straight made me sad folks. Like tears in my eyes sad.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

last breakfast—I’m going to order the Belgian waffle just so I can complain that it’s not a Mickey waffle and point out that it looks like an Eggo.

 

[littlemuv]

Just watched the IG story and Dim/J5D it’s FLIES not flys. And you had the nerve to point out a spelling mistake by one of the CM’s who’s first language may not have been English? Illiterate wanker

 

[SirHiss]

I think if about 1/4 of every thread it taken up by posts, one or two about an interaction with other vloggers is fine.

 

[Happiest]

That optometrist they went to is all about bloggers, vloggers, and filming and promotion. She gave free glasses to Nate and everyone else. Her office is right out the back door of Disney and the prices are so high that cast members can’t begin to afford the prices. And charging several times what glasses should cost. After a some of us getting suckered in, we had to start over with a proper exam elsewhere. My experience says avoid. She has an “optician” pushing glasses that supposedly he has 26 yers experience and we found out he was never licensed. He’s like a carnival barker. Perfect place for Tim and Jenn.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

This story is from Pirate Night. This is the same night as Nassau day. The same day I first say Nanny, made my THERE IS A NANNY!!!!!! post. Same day as me meeting J$, Tim heaving towels and cleaning up Jenn's mess. This was a fucking day.

And I have no idea what actually happened here, I'm just going to report my observation.

On Pirate Night there is a big deck party at, I think it started at 10:15. So we're on the top deck, deck 12, starboard side, where the fireworks are. I don't really care about the dancing and whatnot on the stage. So we're standing there. Peter/Kitra/Adrian/Koda are right there with us. Everyone is having a great time. Tim walks through. He didn't acknowledge any of them, walked right past. And it wasn't crowded-crowded at this point, but there was a fair amount of people. There's no way that he didn't see the other vloggers. They got a little gossipy after he walked by. I wasn't close enough to hear.

So Tim walked up closer to where the stage was, same deck as all of us. A few minutes later....Nanny and Mike come RUNNING. Like full speed running, weaving in and out of the people towards Tim. I initially thought they were kids just running. Nope. Mike and Nanny. They ran ahead to where Tim was...that was out of my sight. About 4-5 minutes later. They came walking back. Slowly. They stopped almost directly in front of me. Mike turned around, said something to Nanny. She shrugged her shoulders. They walked away.

There was some sort of drama that night. I had convinced myself in my head she had read my THERE IS A NANNY post, but there is no way that I could ever be sure of what actually happened.

I have one more story left. And a lot more laundry.

 

[Etj]

Which were all still waiting for…

Give her time. Dont be j5d

 

[airbusA330]

If the tea isn’t strong enough, please do see yourself out. It also isn’t an airport no need for a departure notice either.

 

[CherryTree]

I think if about 1/4 of every thread it taken up by posts, one or two about an interaction with other vloggers is fine.

Agreed, also xmasbdaygirl is doing us such as solid by providing high quality tea worthy of our finest china

 

[TawdryT]

An actual cruise to remember! I love a little context in my tea.
Merry Tattlemas to all, and to our dear @xmasbdaygirl, a good night!

You earned it, queen

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

I know everyone here mostly knows this but---I want to mention it again. They are not in real life who they are on camera. They are 1000% fake. The camera goes up, the personality and body language change completely. The camera goes off---completely different people. I can't even begin to describe the show they put on.

I also spent quite a bit of time near Peter/Kitra and Adrian (Theme Park Express), probably more than the Trackers even. Who they are on camera is who they are in real life. When the camera goes up, it's the same as they are just wandering around talking to each other, with each other. Koda (TPE girl) confused me a little. She walks around with this big Grogu (Baby Yoda) doll wearing different outfits? I'm old, maybe I don't get it. It made her look even younger though.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

Awwwww....you guyzzzzz are all just jealous haters. #couplegoals

It's all a fucking act.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

@xmasbdaygirl, Thank you for all of your observations of “the Bojos in the Wild”

You are a better person than I, as I would have given Tim a piece of my mind for not only not correcting J$’s behavior but for his own rude and entitled behavior!
The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree, as they say.

Now back to why I am posting.

When you are rested and ready, how was your cruise experience?
You haven’t shared much (which you don’t have to) unless I missed it.

I believe you are putting together something on just you POV of Lookout Cay, the main reason you booked this cruise.

But what about the rest of your experiences and core memories made with the fam?
As a seasoned cruiser (18 DCL, I believe) was this sailing still fun?

I think if I was at a WDW resort or some other random public place, like Target, I would have for certainly mouthed off to Tim. I'm introverted, but I have a mouth on me. My thought process of not engaging them was basically, I had to spend 7 days on the ship with them. If I said something to them, they would have been looking out for me. My main goal was to not draw attention to myself.

Spoiler: Some more personal experience, skip it if you don't care

Sailing is still fun for me. I enjoying sailing DCL because I'm very comfortable there. I know where everything is, how everything works, etc. When cruising on a RCCL or NCL ship, it takes me a few days to figure out where everything is. On DCL, I can tell forward or aft/starboard or port wherever I am because I know the ships really well. For the most part, I don't really sail for the destinations. The destinations are fun and I do get off the ship in most ports, but I enjoy the ships. I enjoy the Rainforest room, I enjoy the adult areas, I enjoy the shows. I also really enjoy the rotational dining and the relationship that you develop with your servers over the course of the cruise. Our team this cruise was especially wonderful. Our server was from India and she told us how in her family, she is the first person ever to work for a public company, everyone has always had government jobs. She also talked about how when she marries, she couldn't have a job like this as she would be required to stay home, even before they had kids. She was Buddhist and explained how they wouldn't be allow to marry someone from another religion. Her cousin married a Christian girl and he was never spoken of again. She's leaving DCL in a few weeks, but I would definitely request her again. Many of the entertainment team members were the same from our last Fantasy cruise. It's nice to see those people again.

This cruise was very different for me because 90% of the passengers were returning guests. 30% of those were Pearl cruisers. People knew what they were doing and I found them to be more considerate of other guests and less entitled, if that makes sense. We were on Deck 9. Over the course of the cruise, we walked the entire length of the ship on our floor. There were 2 doors that were not decorated. People had magnets showing off how many cruises they've been on, which ships, where they've been. There was an enthusiasm from everyone. It was like everyone had this common bond, if that makes sense.

I'm going to write more about LHP. I have avoided all the vlogs about it. I have seen the negative tweets and I saw some YT video title saying how awful it was. My reaction is the opposite. I really enjoyed the new island. I like it more than Castaway Cay. But, I think they weren't ready for guests yet. I also think people are assholes about certain things sometimes and complainers will always complain.

I would go back to LHP. I would wait 6 months before I returned, although I was looking at August cruises because, and I didn't share this earlier, only my older daughter came along with us. Younger daughter has a pretty big deal internship and could not miss a week because they really need her there. Younger daughter has already done 3 more cruises than older daughter, so do not feel badly for her. I'll eventually share some details about what she did this summer and she's really doing something amazing, and had something most people would never experience happen while we were gone so she did not miss out.

 

[eatcherheartout]

Okay I’ll calm down

If what Xmas shares is not considered hot enough tea for you that’s all fine and good. She’s reporting what she saw. It might not be salacious enough for you, but there is no need to be rude or demanding when posting.
And yes, we already know Jackson has displayed posturing, but we only see it for a second or two on camera. Xmas witnessed this go on for a long period of time and relayed that observation to us so we know that his situation is actual much worse than what we see.

ETA: Xmas also shared how she saw the nanny interact with Jackson because that is not something we ever see on camera. It may not be something you find tea worthy but obviously the nanny is doing a lot more than cutting up his food and holding his hand.

 

[erry]

Oh noooo they are so stressed shopping at target, getting spray tans and having to pack the night before a DISNEY cruise!
Meanwhile we are half way through June, and some people are trying to figure out how to pay their rent before they get evicted.
some people are stressed about getting gas or buying bread!!
some people are worried about leaving a 5 year old home because they have to work and don’t have a reliable sitter.
Tim is so stressed in his paid off lake Nona home, and off road capable car and Jenn is so sad Target got rid of their outdoor plant area.

god I HATE THEM!

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

Some more info—my story does not involve the noise level. He didn’t seem to be affected by the actual entire crowd screaming constantly at all. It was the funniest DD I’ve ever been to.

Also, Nanny has a gift. If this girl is not studying to work with special needs kids….she needs to. Few people have the gift that this girl has. She is truly amazing.

And sorry, they are near the bottom left.
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I zoomed in. Tim is wearing the creeper sunglasses to watch the diaper dash. This should not be allowed. Jackson is sitting in Jess’s lap covering his ears:

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He wasn’t actually covering his ears he was hitting himself in the head. And spoiler alert—when the turned the lights out, the glasses must not have worked right because he got up and moved to the other side. I have pics of that.

 

[hcslacs]

Thank you @xmasbdaygirl for all your information about the Bojos in the wild! Nothing too damning, like that one person seemed to be expecting, but insightful nonetheless. I think it really cements what someone else said earlier in that it really confirms the types of things we've speculated for so long and that run contradictory to the Stans. Sure, we only see a few minutes of their lives--a few minutes that they have chosen to show us--and we have been able to deduce a lot of their offscreen behavior. They don't tell Jackson 'no'. They don't seem to love each other. They don't even seem to be able to stand each other. The nanny does all the heavy lifting. They are rude. He is creepy.

For me, I think the real surprise was how much Tim and Jen spent apart and, to a lesser degree, how much time they both spent away from their kids.

 

[hcslacs]

She’s so lazy and uncaring she just used the same template and wording from last year. I’m surprised she even bothered to update the photos.

 

[Grilled_Cheese]

Last Christmas my partner and I went to Disneyland. Day 1 we flew into LAX, took an Uber to our hotel near Disneyland, found out they wanted to charge us $40 to check in early, said F- that and just gave them our luggage to store and went to Disneyland. Got back to the hotel and checked in around 12:30am. We retrieved out luggage, got into our room, found all of our chargers, and went to sleep so we could go back in the morning. It was both a hectic day and a really great vacation day.

TIM DROVE TO A PARKING LOT AND WALKED ONTO A BOAT AND IT'S TOO MUCH GUYZ.

 

[Forest]

Regardless of what this child is dealing with, it’s time to take him off the internet. This is behavior we could all see in their own videos. If you want to pay your bills off YouTube, fine, you’re an adult. But keep your kids out of it. Mukbang yourself into oblivion for all I care. And if you can’t pay your bills when you take your kids off, then go get a real job.