The Slackers make their Triumphant return to Universal Studios for the Universal Studios Store and Mardi Gras Food.
Jenn complains the store opened the day after they were last there.
We get a weird Timbo voiceover telling us when they extended Mardi Gras to.
Tim has a feeling it will be a "busy day" because it's Spring Break.
Tim hopes crowds thin out on April 12th since that's when Universal lowers their ticket prices for Spring Break.
It's 10:30 on a Wednesday and it's a zoo. Both Dim and Gin didn't think it would be "that' busy but it is.
Jenn's face is looking super bloated guess all that sugar and salt is catching up to her.
They dressed Jackpot up like a Minion because PLEASE UNIVERSAL PUT US BACK ON THE MEDIA LIST! #HOSTED
They apparently did some research before they got there to find out what time the food booths open, it's apparently 11AM.
LOL the Transformers extended queue is completely full, and it looks like social distancing doesn't matter anymore.
They go into the Tribute Store and Tim audibly orgasms because no one is in the Tribute Store.
Tim argues that the Pirate Ship Mold-O-Rama isn't an authentic pirate ship because it has too many sails.
They got the Andouille Sausage Puff and the Crab Meat Hand Pie.
Jenn tells us they had them before but they were so good so they had to GET IT!
Tim spoils the mystery of the Hogwarts Express as it goes "backstage"
Tim shows us the ice cream store which apparently went from Ben and Jerry's to Haagen-Dazs
Tim also tells us they no longer sell Dippin Dots at Universal.
LOL NOT A WORD OUTTA TIMBO ABOUT HOW MANY PEOPLE AROUND
Before he clutched at his pearls if he passed 3 people 30 yards away at Disney. Here his wife and miracle baby are walking right into people with no effort to socially distance from anyone.
They stop at the Germany booth to get Vegan Bratwurst and the Bavarian Pretzel. Jenn misread the menu sign again (NO SHOCKER) she thought you got mustard and cheese sauce, not a cheese sauce with mustard in it.
Tim attempts to deepthroat a veggie weiner.
They get more food, this time a jerk chicken dish, and the same thing but instead of chicken you get jackfruit.
Jenn is afraid it might be too spicy because they use Scotch-Bonnet chili peppers.
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MFW when the major themeparks cut me off from freebies because I'm a racist bigot who blames everyone else except myself.
Note, we are only 17 minutes...
HOLY SHIT TIMBO SHOWS US HIS BLOWJOB TECHNIQUE
Tim tells us the jackfruit tastes like a spicy hot melon.
Jenn tells us that jackfruit looks like meat aliens would eat.
LOL Jackpot was throwing his Cheerios off of his snack tray and birds started circling around.
This vlog is a slog....they finish their food and then go to the new Universal Store.
I'm shocked they didn't show any footage of the new Jurassic Coaster at all...just merch at the Universal Store.