The Tim Tracker #126 Look, even his Schmekle is deep fried and greasy

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Quasimodo

"we" got to see the new acts and "I" think it'll be such a great addition! Then our tenses are all over the place as usual as we make our way to WBG and try new "season" food items!
 
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Quasimodo

I think she thinks she's super hip or something? It's like when she called her menstrual cycle "B7.... no wait, that's only 6 'b's... B6 cause I hate the word menstraul!"

Oh look, Kasper and Tiffany crawled out of Dim and Ginn's fetid colons to chat with each other (twice, Kasper, really? Just admit it, you're totally into Dim's spittle and wiener sucking).
 
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hcslacs

You would think the Editor Extraordinaire would do something about all that static when Dim was eating. And I really don’t understand why he always has to shove things in his mouth when eating, like hot dogs or eclairs (which he says are like dessert hot dogs).



Ha, someone commented about his stupid pronunciation of eclair.

 
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bubble55

They don’t know the difference between 4 weeks and 1 month, they were discussing it on a blog when J was a newborn, and they genuinely couldn’t work out the difference and blamed it on lack of sleep. I was like wow they actually are just a wee bit dumb aren’t they
 
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TawdryT

I'm still convinced they are down low Disney resellers. No one can use the sheer amount of shit they buy.
 
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Dillon21


You can like whatever music you like. I do like some Harry songs and I am older than Tim. But I am not Harry's target age group unless I have a child (girl) under the age of 23 lets say. As I did not grow up with New Direction. To me it is a little odd that a 41 year old man is wearing a Harry shirt.
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I can't stand people who post stuff like this. Does the world need to know you've not watched the vlog yet? Post a comment if you need to AFTER you watch it. Does Tim or Jenn care? Nope.
 
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Galorious

nevinsmommy said:
We all know she was most likely already pregnant at the Villains party, BUT remember the Trackholes and PMM meat sweats did hang out an awful lot that night. Maybe PMM IS the daddy
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Tim - "Nate, if you tell me the secret of your success, I'll let you bang Jenn.... C'mon dude you know we're both desperate here... Let's help each other out. '
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They filmed as soon as they left because their life revolves around that camera. Jenn woukd have some emotion so she'd have to spill it to her bestie... The camera... Rather than have a supportive conversation with Tim, who woukd also be emotional. Well as emotional as with of them are capable off. That fucking camera is so damaging. They use it to hide behind, they use it to seek support from stans rather than each other. I'd say it was the elephant in the room... But... JENN.
 
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Snippysnips

They honestly think their life is some reality show that everyone wants to watch, but they are no where near as interesting an no one cares

Its all eat, bitch, complain, eat, repeat
 
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Giles21

Snippysnips said:
They honestly think their life is some reality show that everyone wants to watch, but they are no where near as interesting an no one cares

Its all eat, bitch, complain, eat, repeat
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@Snippysnips , that is bang on for these 2 shit stains. They live in a fantasy world that struggles to be relevant. No one wants to watch them stuff their faces with obscene amounts of food. There is no creative thought put into the vids-at this point its just "whatever I can do with the least amount of effort" Dim is grasping at anything for content nowadays.
 
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littlemuv

So we have ‘Jacksoncam’. I’m guessing they’ve decided against sending him to school and will employ him instead. He can go out filming, $ver can be packed off to nursery school and Tim and Jenn can just pretend they’re childless and happy like in the old days
 
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arickroxy

@Snippysnips you should submit that for a thread title some time. It‘s the perfect synopsis of their channel

“Its all eat, bitch, complain, eat, repeat”
 
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chitownzee

2020planner said:


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You know why he’s not funny and all his “jokes” fall flat? Because, as it has been showed over and over, his (and definitely hers) intelligence level is relatively low.

Funny People Have Higher IQs Than Their Dull Peers

Both men and women rate funny people as more attractive, too.
www.newsweek.com

He thinks because his dimwitted wife laughs all day he’s funny. Dim, she laughs because she also has no sense of humor, is not intelligent, and has nothing valuable to say. It doesn’t mean you’re funny.
 
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