The Tim Tracker #126 Look, even his Schmekle is deep fried and greasy

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Artoo Detoo said:
Jenn said they had friends over for dinner and to meet the baby
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Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if "the cousins' parents" (aka Tim's brother Adam and his wife) either lied to them about their kids being "sick" so as not to have to deal with Jenn ... OR ... Tim and Jenn simply made that shit up (surprise, surprise) in order to explain to the stans why they weren't going to be with (aka didn't want to be with) family on Easter... cuz I doubt Adam watches the vlogs to see they'd lie about his kids.

When Jenn was explaining about it, she kept pausing and looking at Tim as if for reassurance she was saying things "right." Classic liar move.
 
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Quasimodo

Ginn confirmed one of her "friends" is a some vegan disney chick on Instagram who bought Big Baby a bunny onesie.

I just imagine desperate influencers like that and themeparkdad and some other account that reviews theme park food that they've mentioned in an influencer-saturated world desperately clinging on to the Bojos like suckerfish on a (dying) shark.
 
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xmasbdaygirl

A couple of other things:

I don't understand how when they know kids watch their shit, they show a Target vlog of them buying all this shit and the next day the Easter bunny bring it all. I give J$ about one more holiday cycle before they blow it all.

We asked the Easter Bunny (that you told us yesterday that you didn't understand how J$ knew about) to give money and not candy. For the pressed penny machines because we never have change. Most of the pressed penny machines take credit cards now. Almost all of them take dollar bills. Very few take coins like back in the day when you put the two quarters and a penny in. You would think theme park experts would know that.

Jenn cleans dishes and points out, this is the queso dip, I'll probably just eat this later. She tells us earlier, before the actual dinner, that it has Velveeta, Rotelle, ground beef and taco seasoning. It has been sitting on the counter for hours and hours. This is how you get food poisoning. You can't leave shit like that out on the counter all day and then decide to eat it.
 
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xmasbdaygirl

Probably the same vegan disney chick that Tim was with at Woody's BBQ with.
 
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Galaxyprincess

I bet Delish feels like they dodged a bullet because this lazy bitch didn't link the recipes of her disgusting looking food. I'm sure the actual recipes are fine, she just sucks at cooking.
 
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Heidi27

it looks like buddy is wearing girl shorts hey dumb and dumbest y'all are horrible parents and the content sucks
 
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TubeTired

Quasimodo said:
If Ginn thinks eggs are so expensive (enough to give Buddy a hard time on camera about it)
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It's a pet peeve of mine when a parent talks to a child about costs of anything. A kid doesn't need to know any of that. They're kids.
 
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hcslacs

Jen says the baby slept through the entire cooking of the meal. Then later says she couldn’t film the cooking of the meal because it was so chaotic with Jackson running around and the baby crying.
 
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peteykirch

hcslacs said:
Jen says the baby slept through the entire cooking of the meal. Then later says she couldn’t film the cooking of the meal because it was so chaotic with Jackson running around and the baby crying.
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It's difficult for Ginn to remember all her lies especially since she cannot easily edit them out when she makes contradictory statements....
 
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hcslacs

Hmm, wonder if Jen’s “friend” is that vegan lady that sat with Tim and Mike at the Woody restaurant.

I also wonder whatever happened to that new “friend” she met in the basket aisle at Target. Did she also stop by for some queso dip?
 
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TubeTired said:
It's a pet peeve of mine when a parent talks to a child about costs of anything. A kid doesn't need to know any of that. They're kids.
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Yep. I agree. There's a healthy way to do it, then there's...the Trackers.

My mother talked about money all the time to my little brother when he was growing up (we're 16 years apart) ... always emphasizing to him how expensive things were, how they couldn't afford things, how my parents didn't have any money, etc.

(even thou it wasn't true... no clue why she'd say those things... but she would always be a martyr / victim like Jenn)

So, as a little 5-year-old kid, he was walking around obsessed with the cost of things and declaring "pay bills, don't make bills."

Even now, as an adult, he refuses to buy things (even necessities like new sunglasses) because he's terrified of the cost of things. She really made him extremely awkward with money. He's not miserly or anything (he's generous at the holidays and donates $$$ and things), but he has a very poor relationship with money for himself.
 
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cari_

I live in central FL. The daily storms haven’t started back up yet. Our grass is very brown from lack of rain. The past few days have seen some rain, but it had been pretty sparse before that. So, just give it time. I feel like daily afternoon storms start up in May or so and go through the early part of the fall.
 
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Quasimodo




Thought this stan was "stuckinmo poo"


Didn't they get "mysterious" food poisoning last Easter? The goldfish crackers reminded me of that.


Oh cool, another grabby bratty kid with no boundaries.


Yes kimkimmy, it's you and not the useless mashed potato named Ginn who remembers to "link down below" about 10% of the time.
 
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Heidi27

I can't believe these two delusional people have a baby swing in the middle of the kitchen floor wtf a swing belongs in the living room you two twats get with reality dimifer and jennraffe
 
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Lambyo

Poor D’Oliver doesn’t have a chance with E Bunny and Santa. You know that as soon as J$ finds out, he will ruin it for BIG little brother. Those kids would be better off living with gma and gpa.
 
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Loueylouay

Dim just can't make his way to fill up that propane tank so they can barbecue the friggin steaks!
Ridiculous amount of toys and candy for Jackpot.
Pretty sure their friends did the dishes.
Gross...at 10 pm they are going to keep eating? After they pigged out all day.
 
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TawdryT

Eeeeeeeeeeeeee! I never get to use this meme and it's my favorite!
 
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eatcherheartout

They have been doing this for 14 years and still can’t figure out how to angle a camera properly. We don’t need lingering shots of Tim’s crotch for fucks sake.


Also, why did Tim grab the collar of Jackson’s shirt the way he did? I thought he might have been trying to fix his tag maybe but I don’t think so:

When Jackson was going through his “haul” he was visibly excited for the candy and the Hot Wheels and the word game. But when showing him the bird house and the trash can game, he didn’t seem to understand what they were, simply responding with “yeah” in a monotone flat voice.
 
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