The Tim Tracker #112 Our snot so random giveaway

[HereForTheT3a22]

I love that, considering we're just a bunch of unwell folks, we truly care and support each other. I hope everything goes well for you with your doctor and you can heal quickly. We are all here for you.

I was trying to watch Adam's vlog with Tim, where they go to Jollibee. I love seeing Tim when he's not filming himself and then compare it to how he acts in his own video. But he looks like an absolute moron walking around the parking lot with his giant purse. What do you need that for at a fast food place? He had the giant camera, what in the world could he possibly need in that purse for a video about a fast food place. Tim orders $44 worth of food, 3 meals he says. He's disgusting.

It really is telling that the majority of us here seem to truly care when one of us doesn’t post for a while or comes to talk about the death of a family member or an injury. Hell we even care about people we haven’t even met in parts of the country where the weather is going to be particularly brutal. THIS is a community! So what we talk about what a giant land whale Jennothy is and how disgusting she is inside and out. That’s not bullying when it’s the truth. We are a more compassionate group of people than the stans/Jenn/Tim will ever be.

I appreciate that we can all be here and bitch and still be there for each other even if it is only virtually

 

[Galaxyprincess]

Nothing is stopping you from bringing him there except for the fact you don't want to deal with him. They suck so fucking hard.

 

[Quasimodo]

LOL Dimmifer said Sammy was next to him at FARTS. You sound like a stalker.

FUCK THIS FUCKING CUNT SO FUCKING HARD. "People quit their jobs every day IT'S NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL."

FUCK YOU. I'm burned the fuck out, I've worked my ass off, I actually have really sought out skills, and I'm losing sleep and weight contemplating if I can risk quitting my job before I find a new one. And I actually have substantial savings but life is so fucking expensive and I need fucking affordable health insurance. Fuck you, you piece of shit.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

They are at this chocolate factory (Dev was here over a year ago) and the instructions are--you suck it, don't chew it. At 3 years old, unless J$ truly has some special needs, he should be able to suck something on his own. Instead, his mother is actually rubbing it on his tongue.

 

[Rebelle]

So they’re going with either an outer space theme (no they’re not) or a “beach” themed nursery. The latter of which they basically used for Buddy, beach/nautical is the same fucking thing tbh. They’re so basic.

Meaning they could put Anotherson in Buddy’s room and let Buddy, who is old enough to express what he likes, pick out stuff for his own new big boy room.
They make no fucking sense.

 

[BoPeeps78]

Oof....

OMG..did they really buy another stroller???

 

[HereForTheT3a22]

Jenn’s moms “recipe” for grilled cheese…….

It’s cheese and motherfucking bread JENNIFER you dimwitted fucking waste of skin

 

[U76]

You just need to follow the Tracker tips! Don’t worry about showering before going, totally not necessary to be in public. Let your spouse/handler/nanny handle worrying about getting through traffic and that intimidating app stuff.

Actual Tracker Tips:

• DON'T bother with the app...it's just gonna take up space saved for your filtered IG pics
  • DO complain that the app is confusing
• DON'T learn how to use Genie+ and not be surprised about the specifics of the platform for the major company you spend all your time giving money to and sucking off an income from
  • DO complain at the price for Genie+ right after you came off your third concierge-level cruise
• DON'T shower, comb hair, wear washed/folded clothes neatly stored in proper closet/drawer
  • DO roll out of bed at 11AM and complain that none of the boarding groups are available
• DON'T be in the park and try for the 1PM boarding group distribution
  • DO wander the park from Noon-2PM eating things you have previously tried and "not sure if you like"
  • DO blame your toddler for why you HAVE to leave before 3PM
• DON'T reflect on your life choices or how you've become worthless shells of human beings
  • DO sadly look into a camera and say without irony "All in all it was a good day"

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

I started listening to the live as background noise. I just can't with the complaints about "when you are this pregnant". I literally have never felt such absolute disgust towards someone. This hurts, that hurts, LIFE IS HARD FOR ME??? What the actual fuck is hard about your life if you were told that having a child would never happen and here you are pregnant with your 2nd child in 3 years? What a vile and disgusting human to complain about how hard your life is when you life the ultimate life of privilege. I've said it before, but there is no way in the world she ever dealt with any sort of infertility. Ungrateful bitch.

 

[Quasimodo]

BUY BIGGER PANTS YOU TURD.

According to Hefty, they found a random existing "ghost costume" in the table that was in their living room? I don't even know.

 

[Galorious]

Only Ginn would say something was once in a lifetime and do the same fucking thing twice in the span of a year. She’s so incredibly stupid. If they skipped just one of those cruises, they could “afford” to take off some time with Prop2ElectricBoogaloo when he comes.

Dim lives up to his name everyday with his nonsense but honestly his biggest and most critical mistake was to encourage Ginn to be the laziest bitch on the planet. She literally cannot function as a human being.

I loved my Mum and Dad soooo much. But, my Mum gave up work early in her pregnancy with my older sister because her pregnancy was at risk. They couldnt conceive again so adopted me. I had a great childhood because she was at home. I still went to nursery to socialise and prepare me for school. However, my Mum never returned to work. Keeping a small house took some of her week and financially even a part time job would have helped but she'd get so anxious she'd come home first day and refuse to go back. She didn't drive, she got lazy and let my dad take over doing dishes, walking dog, doing bedtime routine etc when he got home from work. As they got older it got worse. Dad retired and Mum relied on him for everything.... Until he started to have strokes. It was a devastating time for us all, made all the harder by her just not being able to do the smallest thing for herself like pay bills, get food shopping, etc. When he passed away, she gave us hell because she was just so lost without him. She passed 18 months after him having just given up.

Now, loving someone so much you are devestated to lose them is one thing. But being so utterly dependant that you can't do the basics for yourself is downright sad and pathetic. I'm ridiculously independent in fear of being 'that person'. I see so many similarities in T & Js relationship and when Tim encourages her idleness, it always flashes through my mind that he's doing her no favours. He's setting her up for future strife. She has no sense of purpose, despite her New Year declaration just after they shat out J$ that she'd found her purpose was being a Mom. No pride in her 'contribution' to her familie's private or business life's. She just skims by on mediocre editing, crap attempts at nutritious food, mucky messy house and atrocious parenting. What an unfulfilled, needy energy vampire she must be!

 

[SinisterWasp]

Just stumbled across this thread and it’s pretty great. I remember watching Tim like 6 years ago and really enjoyed his videos. Now it’s much harder to watch. Get the impression they are both completely out of touch with reality. Also I know they have both gained weight over the years but bloody hell Jenn is enormous now.

 

[cavamom]

Jenn thinking that the sauces for her fried mozzarella from the ITALY BOOTH are chimichurri and soy sauce.

 

[CoolWhip]

I go away for the weekend, previous thread is locked and 10 pages deep in the new thread. That means some shit went down in slackerland.

Sadly no, we just enjoy each others company enough to fill threads now

 

[erry]

This is the worst live I have ever watched of theirs. Absolutely shitty, full on grifting on display, delusion, ignorance, bitching, etc.

So many fucking stickers.

They got the nursery done earlier with J because they "didn't have a toddler" and Tim says they could do whatever they want. WTF. YOU HAVE A NANNY, and can do whatever you want permanently.

But instead of doing the nursery, they CHOSE to go on back to back cruises, and a 2 week Hawaiian trip. Yet, they blame J for not getting the nursery done sooner.

 

[CoolWhip]

Just for travel vlogger comparison…

The slackers just gave away a bunch of old crap from their hoards

Kara & Nate… just gave away a 7-nt all expenses paid, including flights, trip to an over water bungalow in the Maldives while thanking their viewers

 

[Blessyourheart]

This video popped up on my home page that I had never seen. Tim telling you how to steal copyrighted Kindle books! (Relevant part right at beginning)

Ok- as someone who started watching in 2018- I don’t understand how anyone thought these two were interesting back in the old days? He is just redneck trash & there is lots of evidence for it before he started the ultra vain, fake voice, fake love of Disney holy guacamole shit. And I thought he didn’t read- so why is trying to get free shit!?
Let’s not forget getting books, music, printed art, etc… this way is stealing. You are taking money out of an artist’s pocket. It’s wrong plain & simple. I wouldn’t expect anything less from his trashy ass self.

 

[Snippysnips]

I know am late but I cannot believe he went to a kids theme park an didn't take you know his KID, Legoland seemed to be the only park J actually seemed to really love with that dinosaur ride, are they forgetting that one day J is going look back on all these vlogs an just see exactly to what extent they went to with making him miss out on so much

I couldn't imagine having a kid an doing so much that's centred around kids an not have them there, even now I won't do a lot without my neice being there because I'd just feel guilty knowing how much she would have loved it, especially now that she's at the age she's able to do more

It's her second birthday tomorrow an unlike poor J with his Amazon boxes an forced naps, her place will be decorated with frozen, she loves Olaf so we have Olaf balloons, banners, bunting, we got a Olaf birthday cake made for her as well, all her grandfolks will be there, aunt an uncle (she doesn't have cousins yet but that won't stop us from joining in with games like a cousin would) I also spent all day making her card, I couldn't find one I liked so I made one with her favourite character, she's also a massive Minnie mouse fan, I also cannot wait to enjoy her little party, it will be a nice "core memory" for us all

Please don't judge my poor ass drawing am not a artist an had one go at her because it's a cardboard foam that's glitter in the other side

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

This was on Kitra's story this morning, she was doing a Q/A thing.

Kitra always does a good job expressing her opinion without completely saying how she really feels. I'm sure she can't stand either of the Bojos.

 

[peteykirch]

That’s how Ginn eats, with a turned fork. I know @peteykirch has to have the pic/gif somewhere.

She can talk about his disgusting bites all she wants, but she’s not Mrs. Manners either.

Ask and you shall recieve