The Sloppies Nominations

9. Slow cooker slime bread! Orphy B for the win, I feel nauseous remembering it

HotesTilaire said:

9. Slow cooker slime bread! Orphy B for the win, I feel nauseous remembering it

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Your oats were like something out of The Fly

1. Pants down comment at Labour conference with cheeky sumo top knot - and she was late of course
2. Posting monster munch and lion bars to Australia
3. Go Henry
4. Saving vile fish oil of varying ages in the same bottle in the fridge for an unspecified length of time
5. Wearing SB's top with laser finger tips trying to look like a £Land Liam Gallagher
6. Soup with inexplicable toe nail
7. Sitting in a sunbeam/ in front of pink curtains being responsible for massively filtered good looks (with missing ear lobes
and wandering pupils)
8. granola
9. Man Bees stuffing soup
10. Head Viggle and assorted support Viggles - Linda McCartney

@Switchstreetz search @Falkor posts on the Food & Drink thread you’ll see Badger

1. The Eye of Sauron award for “best public appearance”

the empty chair at the Labour party conference

2. The Golden Grifty award for “most egregious waste of money from someone claiming to be poor”

Toni + Guy haircut from the most expensive stylist

3. The Full Moon award for “best chaos”

Go Henry

4.The Yes Absolutely award for “most useless/actively harmful advice”
-im being naughty and breaking impartiality to nominate the dryer fluff and tin can candle lighters in this category, because to this day I still get the shudders when it pops into my head

The advice to a diabetic about her recipes
And yes, your one too @Switchstreetz

5. The Facetune Award for “selfie of the year”

The meme selfie!

6. The Mission Inn Star Award for “best slop”

The “Salted caramel pecan butter” that looked like actual shit omg

7. The Novak Nail award for “most entertaining/outrageous lie”

The lies she tells about the Cabal

8. Missed Deadline Award for “most urgent item on Kacha's list” see posts by @kachoochoo for the full list in all it's fear and awe inspiring length

Pythagoras
column for the Breakdown

9. (As yet untitled - open to suggestions) award for 'favourite' cabal recreation of a Jack Monroe Recipe

Hote’s Oats (the fact that we were left worried overnight!!)

10. The Silver Poca Plate for “honorary frau of the year”

Trifle Defender

Badger at Halloween

The Eye of Sauron award for “best public appearance”

The This Morning raw linguine shitshow

2. The Golden Grifty award for “most egregious waste of money from someone claiming to be poor”

Managing to lose an entire laptop.

3. The Full Moon award for “best chaos”

Fugue state 'stalking' by a neighbour. That time she attacked a school and its teacher.

4. The Yes Absolutely award for “most useless/actively harmful advice”

That 75g of sugar + apple sauce+ prunes is 'low sugar' and therefore okay for people with T2D

5. The Facetune Award for “selfie of the year”

Definitely the Black Pupils of Emptiness or the finger lasers or the 'dog on string' hair rat-tail and Westwood dress combo

6. The Mission Inn Star Award for “best slop”

The poo and prune traybake.

7. The Novak Nail award for “most entertaining/outrageous lie”

I'm an alcoholic, I drank 200 units a week

8. Missed Deadline Award for “most urgent item on Kacha's list” see posts by @kachoochoo for the full list in all it's fear and awe inspiring length

The hair firefighters. I was looking forward to that book.

9. (As yet untitled - open to suggestions) award for 'favourite' cabal recreation of a Jack Monroe Recipe

Hotes Oats.

10. The Silver Poca Plate for “honorary frau of the year”

The squiggle who challenged her on Go Henry- she is a hero.

1. I just can’t decide

2. The Golden Grifty award for “most egregious waste of money from someone claiming to be poor”

The Aparthotel and it’s kombucha packed fridge

3. The Full Moon award for “best chaos”

GoHenry because the squiggle had the high ground and it was beautiful. But then I’m torn between this and the school quiet corridor chaos that was a proper turning point for her.

4. The Yes Absolutely award for “most useless/actively harmful advice”

Rinse yer bean tins, cut sharp fucking holes in it and put hot fire inside. Cheap dangerous tea light holders.

5. The Facetune Award for “selfie of the year”

Dib Dab boy child

6. The Mission Inn Star Award for “best slop”

Too many to choose. Anything not brown.

7. The Novak Nail award for “most entertaining/outrageous lie”

200 units a week of booze. An absolute walloper.

8. Missed Deadline Award for “most urgent item on Kacha's list” see posts by @kachoochoo for the full list in all it's fear and awe inspiring length

Belly button fluff fire lighters. I’m making it up now (just like they do).

9. (As yet untitled - open to suggestions) award for 'favourite' cabal recreation of a Jack Monroe Recipe

Too many - you all deserve an award for putting yourself through it.

10. The Silver Poca Plate for “honorary frau of the year”

I’ve had to toss a coin and it’s tails so it’s ICO squiggle, GOHenry squiggle misses out.

6. best slop and/or 3. best chaos
The time Jack drank all the prune juice, ate prunes and some kind of festering fermented chili sauce her maverick brain had invented, resulting in the live-tweet of her frequenting the toilet

1. Turning up late to the conference because she was dicking about with Opal Fruits.

2. Spending weeks on end at a private clinic and not getting better in any way.

3. Del Monte upside down pineapple chicken.

4. Deep frying the contents of the yellow sticker section.

5. Diva.pdf (Is this allowed? It's the least looking Jack of all the Jacks)

6. Vegan 'paella' (Leave us vegans alone thank(space)you.)

7. Her new book, it's never coming!

8. TAXES!!!!!!

9. Hotes Oates!

10. Trifle Defender for life, yo!

9 Hotes Oats - it was the prolonged time frame and overnight tension - and that it seemed to gain sentience

Vanelope said:

9 Hotes Oats - it was the prolonged time frame and overnight tension - and that it seemed to gain sentience

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I would not be surprised to see it in the new Ghostbusters film!

I can assure you that a lady scientist advised me that anything boiled for that long can’t live....

5 FaceTune award to…

HotesTilaire said:

I can assure you that a lady scientist advised me that anything boiled for that long can’t live....

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was she wearing lipstick
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i don't really want to suggest it, because the winner is already clearly trifle defender, but may I please nominate mr kcc for 'honorary frau' on account of the literal minutes of fun we all had with the mask he got me for my birthday. please and thankspaceyou

kachoochoo said:

i don't really want to suggest it, because the winner is already clearly trifle defender, but may I please nominate mr kcc for 'honorary frau' on account of the literal minutes of fun we all had with the mask he got me for my birthday. please and thankspaceyou

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I still can’t believe that was a real thing that actually happened!

Sideboard Bob said:

I still can’t believe that was a real thing that actually happened!

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Get you a man who gets you, like Mr Kachoochoo, I say!

Sideboard Bob said:

I still can’t believe that was a real thing that actually happened!

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let me take you back to early summer





it happened!

kachoochoo said:

let me take you back to early summer

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it happened!

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I make no secret of my fangirling for the trifle defender, but I‘m officially changing my honorary Frau nomination to mr kcc!

Suggestion for Novak Nail commemorative 7: “feeds 6-8, generously”

or more generally, plating up food on doll house plates for serving size perception deception