1. The Eye of Sauron award for “best public appearance”
Either the non-appearance at the Welsh charity gig, or the Scottish radio interview
2. The Golden Grifty award for “most egregious waste of money from someone claiming to be poor”
Where to start? Either poor Content or the Tiffany earrings.
3. The Full Moon award for “best chaos”
Burger Boy, a classic. Runner-up: the "yer mam's taters are shite" chaos that (temporarily) drove her off Twitter
4.The Yes Absolutely award for “most useless/actively harmful advice”
- cancelling direct debit for energy bills (thereby incurring massive cancellation fee for switching to month-by-month payments)
- rewiring the radiator, or attaching to the gas mains, or whatever the hell that advice was supposed to be about
5. The Facetune Award for “selfie of the year”
the smol wee jumpsuit in the garden
6. The Mission Inn Star Award for “best slop”
Hard to choose this one as there were so many Jack-inflicted disasters in the Slopalong, and also because she posted so few recipes this year. I'm going to go with that all-inclusive sandwich that she forced upon served her publishing team at their meeting.
7. The Novak Nail award for “most entertaining/outrageous lie”
The non-apology apology re Patreon etc that mysteriously was posted online the day before Grifty Kitchen went on pre-sale. Coincidence, I'm sure. And she's done f-all to follow up on her promises in that apology.
8. Missed Deadline Award for “most urgent item on Kacha's list” see posts by @kachoochoo for the full list in all it's fear and awe inspiring length
Patreon deliverables, every month
9. (As yet untitled - open to suggestions) award for 'favourite' cabal recreation of a Jack Monroe Recipe
Will have to think about this one, but may I propose the award be called the THAT MAN award, or the Fingers Kerridge award, or the Jack's Mam's Potatoes award
10. The Silver Poca Plate for “honorary frau of the year”
Jimmy Nail, for "She's lying"
Either the non-appearance at the Welsh charity gig, or the Scottish radio interview
2. The Golden Grifty award for “most egregious waste of money from someone claiming to be poor”
Where to start? Either poor Content or the Tiffany earrings.
3. The Full Moon award for “best chaos”
Burger Boy, a classic. Runner-up: the "yer mam's taters are shite" chaos that (temporarily) drove her off Twitter
4.The Yes Absolutely award for “most useless/actively harmful advice”
- cancelling direct debit for energy bills (thereby incurring massive cancellation fee for switching to month-by-month payments)
- rewiring the radiator, or attaching to the gas mains, or whatever the hell that advice was supposed to be about
5. The Facetune Award for “selfie of the year”
the smol wee jumpsuit in the garden
6. The Mission Inn Star Award for “best slop”
Hard to choose this one as there were so many Jack-inflicted disasters in the Slopalong, and also because she posted so few recipes this year. I'm going to go with that all-inclusive sandwich that she
7. The Novak Nail award for “most entertaining/outrageous lie”
The non-apology apology re Patreon etc that mysteriously was posted online the day before Grifty Kitchen went on pre-sale. Coincidence, I'm sure. And she's done f-all to follow up on her promises in that apology.
8. Missed Deadline Award for “most urgent item on Kacha's list” see posts by @kachoochoo for the full list in all it's fear and awe inspiring length
Patreon deliverables, every month
9. (As yet untitled - open to suggestions) award for 'favourite' cabal recreation of a Jack Monroe Recipe
Will have to think about this one, but may I propose the award be called the THAT MAN award, or the Fingers Kerridge award, or the Jack's Mam's Potatoes award
10. The Silver Poca Plate for “honorary frau of the year”
Jimmy Nail, for "She's lying"
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