The Sculpted Vegan #5 Owner of Shreds R Us, Failed freeloading travel blogger/beggar

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weliveinsadtimes

keeperofthekey said:
Uv hosted a lot of parties…..have ya Kimmy!! Have ya really????
Gotta admit Ur guests look absolutely enthralled about ur party
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Sisters clearly texting each other saying,,, common we’ve shown or faces, when can we leave ? How much more of this narcissistic bull shit do we have to listen to and Jesus how long do we need to look at that face and deal with these feral kids.
 
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Cutthebull

keeperofthekey said:
Uv hosted a lot of parties…..have ya Kimmy!! Have ya really????
Gotta admit Ur guests look absolutely enthralled about ur party
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Ah yes, the sign of a good dinner party where the guests are using their phones. Are they texting for help?
 
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TanyaG

Love it
 
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Woodworker

£140 to hire a bloody table - given the amount of furniture she’s purchased for her offices lately why can she not buy a dining table? Surely if she hosts so many dinner Parties and has 4 kids they’d need a large table? Oh wait, the kids eat their food in their bedrooms, hand delivered by Chef Lee of course
 
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Jemima puddleduck

There’s a very high chance chef lee was working last night and did all the cooking and serving. Lorraine was probably there serving drinks. Also it’s dangerous to leave a candle in a bathroom, my sil whole bathroom went up in flames
 
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Donkeykongxx

Laughed so loud at her trying to do a Martha Stewart on tell us all how to throw a dinner party!!?? Haha. Keep it coming Kimmy.
 
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keeperofthekey

Seriously sitting with my jaw on the floor….loved the bit about make sure the dishwasher is empty before you start does her staff not cover all that. If she did the cooking herself do u not think there would be HUNDREDS of pics of her
Cooking??? seriously who believes this shit??
 

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truth2022

I thought all millionaires had a dining table? Oh no you borrow one when your sisters come round give me strength. Also, whoever was paid to do the decorations & tree are shit. My tree looks fabulous & all my decorations are from home bargains!
 
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Jemima puddleduck

truth2022 said:
I thought all millionaires had a dining table? Oh no you borrow one when your sisters come round give me strength. Also, whoever was paid to do the decorations & tree are shit. My tree looks fabulous & all my decorations are from home bargains!
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It’s always only family isn’t it, or staff. I wonder why she doesn’t host dinner parties regularly either because I’m positive she would’ve posted about them
 
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Cutthebull

truth2022 said:
I thought all millionaires had a dining table? Oh no you borrow one when your sisters come round give me strength. Also, whoever was paid to do the decorations & tree are shit. My tree looks fabulous & all my decorations are from home bargains!
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They are actually very good but I guess they have to do whatever the client wants. Sadly if the client has no taste, that makes them look bad!
 
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Lilijumper

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#6 aka leather tits, bought 600,000 followers, fake it to you make, your dynasty is holding on by a (face) thread

(probably too big like her forhead and ego
 
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Cutthebull

Suggested thread title “the lying, narcissistic, non sculpted non vegan whose bought followers are as fake as her plastic face”.
 
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weliveinsadtimes

isaidit2 said:
Sooo ha ha ..oh my days..skanky kim constable is giving tips for a dinner party
..yes really .. blow me down with a fkn feather
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O my f*<king days
Awwwww geeeee thanks Kimmy (you absolute crank)
Not sure us poor, incapable minions could ever manage that.
You’re just absolutely incredible.
Maybe, just maybe you should create a dinner party program we could all buy you silly twat !!
 
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Cutthebull

She doesn’t seem to have any actual friends does she? They are all employees or her sisters that she socialises with. That’s a bit odd. I realise not everyone puts every aspect of their life on Insta, but Kim does and we never see her with anyone outside of her work or family.
 
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candyfloss99

It would be more odd if someone voluntary chose to be friends with that thing
 
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Shimmering

She's an eejit, making fun of her guests being on their phones while she's on her bloody phone!
 
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