The Runner Beans

[hollyhocks]

Just when I thought she couldn't get any more unrelatable!

Seriously though, I do hope she grows into parenthood. Otherwise, it's going to be a sad childhood for Bertie. I have a child his age and cannot fathom leaving them so often. I had so much guilt being gone for a whole day while I ran a marathon

 

[the_chafe_is_real]

I find it really sad that she set up her phone and filmed herself eating dinner and pretending to watch tv in a hotel room. Where was her son?
Moaning about being tired from a red eye flight when she probably sat in first or business class.
duck off Charlie and be a mother.

 

[instaclowns]

This is just pure selfishness and imagine thinking that doing this and taking that photo for social media and attention is acceptable!

Also why does she try her hardest to (when she bothers) hide her declaring of ads and gifts? Horrible woman

 

[uberoblique]

The thing is, it’s literally her choice to do a red eye flight. No one is holding a gun to her head to cart a toddler to the States. As I said earlier, why on earth would you take Bertie to do buggy runs in Central Park and take photos of yourself in a sports bra?

She did a reel the other day moaning that she wants to be a “London running girlie” (you’re mid 30s Charlie, you’re not a “girlie”) but her toddler gets in the way of that.

I’m not into mum shaming as I work FT and have a live in nanny. But I do prioritise my free time for my toddler because what’s the point of it all otherwise?

 

[Lemming312]

The thing is, it’s literally her choice to do a red eye flight. No one is holding a gun to her head to cart a toddler to the States. As I said earlier, why on earth would you take Bertie to do buggy runs in Central Park and take photos of yourself in a sports bra?

She did a reel the other day moaning that she wants to be a “London running girlie” (you’re mid 30s Charlie, you’re not a “girlie”) but her toddler gets in the way of that.

I’m not into mum shaming as I work FT and have a live in nanny. But I do prioritise my free time for my toddler because what’s the point of it all otherwise?

You probably spend more time with your toddler than she does, even with working full time.

 

[punter]

Her and Liz Newcomer…. What a combo…

 

[punter]

Hahaha the reel announces Beans will be on the Podcast talking about Boston

 

[*twinkletwinkle*]

Beans confirming what we all know: running and being without the child is her preferred state. Plus a look at the comments showed she palmed him off at Granny’s last night anyway so they could go to a party.
Should really rebrand as run-walk beans and part-time Mom.

 

[punter]

The picture looked like Oxford didn’t it?
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Haha tell me she is reading here without telling me… picture of Bertie and grandma followed immediately.

 

[hollyhocks]

Complaining about needing more solo time but then admitting to having another (second?) night away from her child this week. It’s sad how much she clearly dislikes being a parent.

 

[orange club biscuit]

Beans confirming what we all know: running and being without the child is her preferred state. Plus a look at the comments showed she palmed him off at Granny’s last night anyway so they could go to a party.
Should really rebrand as run-walk beans and part-time Mom.

Getting strong ‘not like other girls’ vibes from this one

 

[coach84]

Someone is after some time in lieu for the next trip

 

[Camperfan]

Why is she doing all this recipe testing? Please tell me she's not doing a book, we don't need another influencer crappy book. Did she already do a book? I don't really follow her.

 

[Lemming312]

Why is she doing all this recipe testing? Please tell me she's not doing a book, we don't need another influencer crappy book. Did she already do a book? I don't really follow her.

Yes, she did a cookbook a few years back and plugs it occasionally, it was probably self-published.

 

[punter]

So the cat is out of the bag New York marathon it is. No more mention of the spring marathon from the Peloton video…. Also note the poorly placed links to track smith Westin NYC hidden in the corner while advertising the necklace business she flew to NYC for last year to promote at the expo.

 

[instaclowns]

So the cat is out of the bag New York marathon it is. No more mention of the spring marathon from the Peloton video…. Also note the poorly placed links to track smith Westin NYC hidden in the corner while advertising the necklace business she flew to NYC for last year to promote at the expo.

The links are always poorly placed! There’s also been no more of the mention of peloton either and she’s not advertising anything with them

 

[Lemming312]

Her one day a week job must pay really well

 

[punter]

She means the trips she plans only to then not actually run them (spring marathon?) but to fly out to cheer in Pom-poms….

 

[instaclowns]

Not to mention all the gifted trips

 

[punter]

She keeps trying sports bras and keeps talking about chafing. Call me crazy but is she perhaps wearing the wrong size?