The Real Housewives of Cheshire #5

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I had to fast forward through Tanya's bit. Can't bear all that self pitying drivel

Apart from Sheena and Hanna, how tacky did the others look in their dresses
What was Debbie thinking in that awful ill fitting yellow monstrosity.
 
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Just seen the reunion - well that was all a bit aggy! Some of them really let themselves down being so spiteful IMO.
 
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Can’t wait to watch when I'm Home from work but even the advert Debbie’s dress WTAF. Her boobs were all over the place. Looked like she’d been on the gypsy weddings.
 
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Why did all these old blokes go for women who are clearly using them. Do men not have a single brain cell

Ampika has done the same. A billion reasons she’s with her bloke
 
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Not sure if racist is the right term to use, I think it’s just that they have very different values in life, so I think it is more a snobby attitude if anything. She looks down on Lystra because of her background and how she has got to where she is today in terms of how she has made her money ( which is questionable in terms of gold digging ). But as I have said before with Hannah, she has been born into wealth, which has given her a massive head start in life compared to most of the other women there.
I used to quite like Hannah, but she really grates on me now. She has also become such a bloody baby bore. It’s super exciting news for her and Martin, but don’t bang on and on about it all day every day 🥱

Yeah it's not a good look!!
OMG, both her and Lystras boobs in their dresses looked ridiculous!
Debbie especially in that dress though! Does she not own any mirrors in her house ?

I had to fast forward through Tanya's bit. Can't bear all that self pitying drivel

Apart from Sheena and Hanna, how tacky did the others look in their dresses
What was Debbie thinking in that awful ill fitting yellow monstrosity.
I also think as Debbie lost a bit of weight ( allegedly ) it has gone to her head in terms of what she thinks she can wear and get away with. I wonder if she will feel mortified in how she looks when she watches it back.
This just goes to show us ladies, that all the money in the world, can’t buy style!!!
And Seema should know better as is in the fashion industry
 
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Has seema had work on her eyes I wonder. They looked really squinty and stretched . Maybe she was tired.
 
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Seema's surgery or non surgical procedures have really changed her face. It's been really noticeable this series.

Her hairstyle at the reunion is awful!
 
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Lauren saying “who were you in a previous life? A fucking emu” KILLED ME love her or hate her she is hilarious!
 
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Brian and production do a terrible job at the Reunions. As soon as something vaguely interesting happens he shuts down the conversation. The need to watch the American ones to see how they need to be done.
 
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love Debbie, she's real and not contrived and Hannah is a classist tory bitch my spidy senses are screaming racist. every black woman can sense a racist a mile away
 
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Sick of Tanya’s sob stories, ‘when I was a single mum and I had nothing…’ like she’s some kind of self-made millionaire. She married a footballer, and she’s forever banging on about ‘Phil’s credit card’.
 
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Sick of Tanya’s sob stories, ‘when I was a single mum and I had nothing…’ like she made some self-made millionaire. She married a footballer, and she’s forever banging on about ‘Phil’s credit card’.
That used to irritate me so much with her, like all these wags, they haven't made it on their own, it's due to their husbands fame and money.
 
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I had to fast forward through Tanya's bit. Can't bear all that self pitying drivel

Apart from Sheena and Hanna, how tacky did the others look in their dresses
What was Debbie thinking in that awful ill fitting yellow monstrosity.
my husband was actually speechless at lystra and Debbie's frocks and not in a good way, he thought Debbie looked like she Playing the part of a madam in a western and lystra well

Has seema had work on her eyes I wonder. They looked really squinty and stretched . Maybe she was tired.
Yes I thought that, shes def had some work
Plus shes come across really petty in this series
 
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I think these women get these dresses and stand looking in the mirror and think that looks good BUT they are sat down for the whole episode…. How does the dress look then?…. This was Debbie’s problem in particular and in Listeria’s case…. Well if she’s got her nipples covered she’s fully covered in her empty head
 
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After watching every series I’ve not watched much of this one, I’ve found it hard work. I hated Dawn, she was a vile bully but I must say I’m missing the drama she brought I saw Martin the other day out with the baby on his own and he seemed like the most loving hands on Dad. He was really friendly and initiated (baby talk) conversation when we glanced in each other’s direction whereas when I’ve seen other reality tv people out and about the mostly look down their noses at you and think the are something special. He was the complete opposite. P.s I’m not Hannah
 
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Agree totally. Lystra’s look is to have her boobs barely covered ( an extreme version of Jessica Rabbit ). But Debbie certainly didn’t do the sit down on the sofa look with her dress. Also, they are all quite squashed up on the sofa, so a big poufee ballgown doesn’t work.
If she lasts into next series, a major re think is needed on her dress choice next reunion!

I have to admit, he does seem a really nice guy. I think all the husbands and BF’s seem nice to be fair.
I also agree with you over Dawn, she was a vile bully, and even though she could be very uncomfortable to watch, was TV gold too.
There are too many tedious or unlikable characters on the show now.
I think the only genuine ones I like are Rachel and Sheena ( who seems far too nice to be on the show ).
I bet Debbie can be bloody hard work to be married to though! I don’t know how Lystra stayed married for so long, as I don’t think anyone would put up with her now. Maybe she needs another great grandad billionaire. Anna Nicole Smith comes to mind
 
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I wonder if they'll have her as a housewife. I'm sure I read she's moved back to Cheshire
If the have Kerry Katona they may as well have moved Katie price up north and put her on !!!!! Both are vile women. They have totally no understanding on what it is like to become bankrupt.
 
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