The MacMaster

[MacBastard]

Why is his channel just the same old tit, again and again? He’s put up another fried breakfast review tonight. Same old boring cliches that he’s stolen from Alan Partridge and the same stinking old shorts that he keeps wearing. He’ll claim he’s got 5 pairs of them to try to hide the fact he’s just a scruffy fucker.

How can an egg yolk be “too yellow”?! They are yellow, you head. And his obsession with poodles’ dicks is beyond weird. It’s a struggle to even slag his videos off now, because… sorry, beCAWS they’re just so repetitive. And look at the state of him in this picture. This is a man who claims his doctor gave him a clean bill of health. He’s a bleeping heart attack waiting to happen, and he’ll probably vlog that, too.

 

[Roy_S]

Seems to be wearing the same pink t shirt that was soaked in sweat the other day, of course he’s had it washed…. Must f***ing reek.

 

[thinice]

Seems to be wearing the same pink t shirt that was soaked in sweat the other day, of course he’s had it washed…. Must f***ing reek.

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He's not had this one washed, beCAWS he's just got 3 of this exact same polo shirt

 

[MacBastard]

He's not had this one washed, beCAWS he's just got 3 of this exact same polo shirt

And if you look out your window, you might just spot a flying pig…
(That’ll be the MacBastard on the cheapest FlyBe flight back from Tene-reek)

 

[MacBastard]

Ol’ Dirty Bollocks is back with another trip to the airport. You know what that means? A different but equally as nauseating set of cliches.
He starts, as you do, by waving goodbye to every square inch of his squalid hotel room. Not forgetting to give a thumbs-up to the toilet & bidet. I dare say the toilet deserves it; processing 25 pounds of Jameson-soaked junk food from MacBastard’s rotting colon.

Then he clambers into the back of a taxi for his obligatory “stare out the window and grin like a simpleton” shot.

Upon arrival at the airport, he heads off in search of a meal deal from WH Smith. In fact, this seems to be the entire focus of the video. bleeping riveting stuff from the fat prick. Could’ve saved himself a few euros, there’s probably a hash brown or a portion of chips hidden underneath those tit-flaps (that are so beautifully highlighted by that stinking pink shirt he’s had on since July).

Next, he’s on the plane, putting his camp little hairdressers luggage into the overhead storage. Again, edge of the seat stuff! And let’s not forget to behave like a child and embarrass yourself in front of all the other passengers by constantly videoing yourself grinning at the concept of air travel.

bleeping idiot.

 

[Humphrey Rudge]

He's been getting stick for his sh!t haircut in the mac facebook group. The guy Baz is the barber who butchered him.

 

[thinice]

Excuse me MacBastard, as he has previously stated, his doctor has said he is in tip top condition. Look, I have even found a picture to prove just how athletic he is...

 

[MacBastard]

Superfan Lynne getting the cold shoulder from the MacBastard.

 

[thinice]

Really weird, just wondering why he lied like that? It couldn't be that he didn't want to see her again before he went home surely?

 

[Clemmy Fandango]

Tim in drag surely

 

[PoisonHarley]

duck me I’m glad my tits don’t look like that Then again I’m probs half her age. Wonder if Lee has had them chebs wrapped around his head

 

[borisjohnson]

Superfan Lynne getting the cold shoulder from the MacBastard.
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Haha mugged her off there bless. The problem is if you’re going to bullshit like he does then you need to have a good memory!

 

[DonInDevon]

Really weird, just wondering why he lied like that? It couldn't be that he didn't want to see her again before he went home surely?

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I don’t mean to be rude, but is that his wife?!

 

[Digumbo]

I dunno if I've missed something. Has The Mac fallen out with Darren John?

 

[borisjohnson]

I dunno if I've missed something. Has The Mac fallen out with Darren John?

I think so!

 

[Digumbo]

I think so!

Can anyone elaborate?

 

[kizzy]

Really weird, just wondering why he lied like that? It couldn't be that he didn't want to see her again before he went home surely?

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If anyone watches the it's em Chanel, this woman is the spitting image of Ems husband Chris

 

[Bilbo Baggins]

Really scraping the bottom of the barrel with that clickbait headline about the flight. YouTube normally take a dim view of such things. I guess if enough people reported him, he would probably get that video demonetized.

 

[Roy_S]

Is that the sweet smell of success?

Oh yes!

Wait a minute...

It's just my mouldy, skanky, dry sweat ridden t shirt

 

[PoisonHarley]

Why does he not have lips