Your cut out and keep MacMaster full English review bingo card :
"Beangate"
"Do hash browns belong on a full English? Comments down below"
"I like a bent sausage"
"Don't like sausages that look like a poodle's whatsit"
"I like my eggs with a bit of white over the top"
"Milk in my tea first - controversial"
"Don't really go for black pudding but this is nice"
"I prefer smaller mushrooms to those large Portobello ones"
"Tinned tomatoes take me back to my childhood"
"American hash browns are different - I lived there for 12 years, don't you know"
"Yes these are definitely Heinz"
"Toast on the plate pads it out"
"Don't like these sachets"
"much prefer tinned tomatoes to proper tomatoes that have been shown the frying pan"
"Toast is pre-buttered but I'm prepared to overlook that"
"Nice bit of bacon, not too much fat on it"
"Use the sausage as a waterbreak. One for all you Partridge fans out there"
Regardless of your feelings about the Royal family, the country has just lost our much loved Queen, and this utter wanker has just spent 13 mins moaning about a car door function he shouldn't have even had. Fucking tool!
Go easy on him. After all, as he said on more than one occasion, this is a
Third World problem.