Actually using baby shampoo for blepharitis was advised by doctors for years, my granny got it after having shingles in her eyes1) If its cold in your apartment put more bleeping clothes on. Pj bottoms, socks etc!
2) oh, it must be so hard for you guys working a few hours a day for the last couple of days......glad you managed to squeeze in a break
3) Why would you panic about a delivery and be angry it was left when you were out.....do you think your neighbours are thieves like you?
4) Prick, what 'doctor' would suggest washing your eyes with baby shampoo? (Or baby lotion as you also said in the same segment).