The Lodge Guys #53 The vantanic is sinking, which got Nick thinking, he'll start on the drinking

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florida1011

prick in the background catching up on tattle… covering his mug with his phone cos “I haven’t done me eyes yet”
Lisa looks like a little poisoned dwarf anyway, but fucking hell boys, you didn’t do her justice with that photo.
 

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Flowerstar68

So, I wonder which part of the country were unfortunate to have the honour of their visit?
 
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Flowerstar68

I'm only on the preview and Pricks annoyed me already. "It's amazing to think that at the other end of that cable is America"
 
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Fatman74

Alright tattlers been away so just catching up. I see that the deadly duo are still massively cockwombling their way around in vantanic
 
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Every Day Is Rest

Tonights vlog - 36 minutes. So much for "less but longer vlogs". Baldy has obviously working hard recently, so is taking it easy. Either that, or the van footage is so incredibly boring (as we've all now experienced) and it's now starting to dawn on these morons that the whole van life concept is a shite idea
 
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Maleficent50

So an abbey and former monastery - a Christian place of worship - was built in 712 AD which according to to Prick is 700 years before Jesus was born
 
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Bundor

What a pair of boring c*nts!!!

seriously they could take the most interesting thing in the world and present it as a "it reminds of an unremarkable episode of Star Trek I watched in 1986l"

naaaaebodyyyy caaaares maaaate!!! Fucking losers
 
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Flowerstar68

Bundor said:
What a pair of boring c*nts!!!

seriously they could take the most interesting thing in the world and present it as a "it reminds of an unremarkable episode of Star Trek I watched in 1986l"

naaaaebodyyyy caaaares maaaate!!! Fucking losers
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Yet not one trip to a supermarket reminds them of an episode of Supermarket Sweep
 
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bollyboy

Drone was a waste of money as the footage is absolutely boring as fook, and low and behold on another caravan site.

Those pair of morons could be on a shuttle launch and make it boring, shame shite every single day regardless of where they go.

Yawnnnnnnn
 
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Fuzzyfelt

OMG do these 2 refer everything back to a film or TV programme, their life is so booooring. Prick should be renamed Mr Google, whenever Baldy gives facts it reminds me of when a child is learning to read. I bet if you asked them some questions about where they’ve been a couple of weeks later they wouldn’t remember a thing.
 
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Flowerstar68

The last pitch was like Hobbiton, and it had a stream behind the van. Looked like a field to me and the stream was a ditch. I was hoping he'd roll back into it.

Hobbiton


"Stream" = Ditch
 
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Emmy79

bollyboy said:
Drone was a waste of money as the footage is absolutely boring as fook, and low and behold on another caravan site.
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only half way through but the initial drone footage is shocking, it constantly centres on them, with Prick continually looking to see where the fucking thing is!
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I couldn't have said it better myself!
Everything has to look like something else, it can't just be what it is!

At least Prick sounds convincing (ish) but Pouty reading out loud is hilarious
 
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Doodlebug94

Imagine buying a drone and then it doing you dirty and showin your whack off bald spot

Suppose nick could use it as a landing pad though
 
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stokie108

It’s surreal that the stones in that building were here before you and me! FFS moronic guff!
 
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TheNortherner

Anyone worked out where they copy and pasted those Glastonbury facts from?

Creasing at how shit those drone shots are, ten foot above them on a country lane with the sun reflecting off his bald spot.

I'm not sure what it is but I find their holiday vlogs much more boring than when they're just at the lodge doing fuck all. How do they make potentially interesting tourist places so utterly tedious?
 
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