The Lodge Guys #53 The vantanic is sinking, which got Nick thinking, he'll start on the drinking

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Hahahaha, the absolute state of Pouty prancing around in his hard hat, gilet and shorts. What a bleeping clip.
 
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If Prick is really claustrophobic, how can he stand being in the van when it’s the size of a Turkish prison cell AND Baldermort is there too, quivering in a corner.
 
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No wonder that van is having issues… with Prick not waiting for the glow plug light to go out and immediately revving a cold engine! Won’t be long till it’s back in the garage again
 
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Prick goes everywhere now with that bloody drone ! Scrounge guys your vlogs are still as boring as ever even with your drone shots Prick. That blue coat of Pricks must stink of as he never takes it off to even wash it. On that bike Baldy said he is going fast and hardly peddling, peddling is too much like hard work for this waste of space cretin.
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Loves Baldys comments when you are at home you do the same everyday and with van life everyday is different. Is that right you total pair of bellends. You do the same in the tin can as you do in the caravan ha ha
 
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Where the Fook does prick get his stupidity from ?
I've ordered lemon soul with katsu curry, pours the curry over the fish "ohhh it's very katsu curry" as he looks at it..... :sneaky:

What an absolute knob..
 
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Where the Fook does prick get his stupidity from ?
I've ordered lemon soul with katsu curry, pours the curry over the fish "ohhh it's very katsu curry" as he looks at it..... :sneaky:

What an absolute knob..
then proceeds to have Katsu chicken for dinner!! Bad enough they eat the same dinner 4 nights in a row and produce the same slop over and over again for months but now they have to start eating the same thing twice in a day!!
 
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then proceeds to have Katsu chicken for dinner!! Bad enough they eat the same dinner 4 nights in a row and produce the same slop over and over again for months but now they have to start eating the same thing twice in a day!!
How many times does Leigh says he fancies something but then never orders it! He wanted a steak but ended up with katsu curry as I think that would be easier to share.
 
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How many times does Leigh says he fancies something but then never orders it! He wanted a steak but ended up with katsu curry as I think that would be easier to share.
and prick wasn’t hungry so he fancied a tomato and basil soup… ended up with a big fat curry, poppadom, chutney and naan.
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knocked me a bit sick at how horny they both got when they arrived back at the site and there was a football match going on. Guarantee lads, you’d get banged the duck out if you went lurking in them showers at full time
 
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when they were trying to find the town centre of Penzance and they came across these three ropey looking characters, pissed up in the back streets 🤣🤣🤣 bet they bleeping tit themselves.
Yep and ran a mile
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How many times does Leigh says he fancies something but then never orders it! He wanted a steak but ended up with katsu curry as I think that would be easier to share.
And cheaper than a steak!!
 
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Do you think they ask small restaurants for kickbacks to "promote" their restaurant??

not the posh ones or Costa, but the ones that could use the business.

the reason being there has a couple of places they have gone in, and then next minute they are outside with no real mention what the place was like.
 
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Why the duck can they not Google how to pronounce Mousehole (Mowzel) and just use that pronunciation? Rather than mowzel, moozel or whatever......it's bleeping Looe all over again!
They've been to Caaarrrnwaaaal many times, as they repeatedly tell us, yet still can't pronounce the towns (Marison which is actually Marizion)
That poor van climbing the hill the following morning, it sounds like an old bus full of passengers
 
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Interesting that Prick is so offended by 0% beer all of a sudden ("That's not beer") when it's all he claims to have been drinking for the last six months.
 
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Interesting that Prick is so offended by 0% beer all of a sudden ("That's not beer") when it's all he claims to have been drinking for the last six months.
really don't get the having non alcoholic wine, beer etc! why not just have a soft drink!
 
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really don't get the having non alcoholic wine, beer etc! why not just have a soft drink!
Especially when it is just the 2 of them. They harped on not that long ago about how being social is what forces them to drink. But you are just the 2 of you and you need to have some representation of beer. But we all know Nick's tastebuds are shot with the concoctions he feeds people
 
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and prick wasn’t hungry so he fancied a tomato and basil soup… ended up with a big fat curry, poppadom, chutney and naan.
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knocked me a bit sick at how horny they both got when they arrived back at the site and there was a football match going on. Guarantee lads, you’d get banged the duck out if you went lurking in them showers at full time
Prick is a greedy git
 
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