Lord, the plane hasn't even taken off yet and the two of them are shouting so loud in Upper Class I'd be pissed if I'd paid to sit by that. Pork cheek is exactly that. The cheek from the face of the pork. Not that I'd expect two losers from deepest Yorkshire with zero intelligence but money to burn to understand that.
Funny, I've never missed a flight in my life because I go straight to the gate area and not sit in a "free" lounge that they've just paid to upgrade to, and then moan that you only got Prosecco and not proper champagne and not pay attention to the the time or check any flight info on any of the many devices you have with you.