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[kearns legal letter]

Fugly people inside and out

He did her dirty in that top photo

 

[emmygluewho]

She must pull her neck out constantly trying to make it look like she is shorter than that swamp rat.

 

[vikingjan]

Looks bloody miserable on that cruise all cold and windy. Sez’s beak will be dripping like a tap. Much rather be at home in front of my fire with wine & goodies. So not jealous.

 

[how.now.brown.cow]

Everytime I think he can't write something any more vomit inducing, he goes and one ups it. I feel so physically ill at the thought of these two leg touching, canoodling in the spa and rocking each others world
For the love of god Brad, writing in this style is not witty, funny or clever. Please stop.

 

[Bobley_the_1st]

Why is his jumper so moist….wettest thing that he has had on him this weekend I bet.

 

[screenfreelookatme]

The mutual unfollowing with so many people seems so weird to me.
I have friends that I’m not as close with anymore, family members who I’ve had disagreements with etc, but I don’t unfollow them.
I don’t understand if it’s just a petty move she does over little things, or if her relationships are constantly breaking down in a serious way that would warrant cutting each other off.
This isn’t normal behaviour.

I find it so fascinating!!!! I need to know more because it’s so strange as a grown adult. Of course I unfollow people, but it’s acquaintances I haven’t seen for years and who I am unlikely to interact with again. Relationships ebb and flow, but if we’ve naturally drifted apart over time and we’re still friendly, I would never unfollow.

This is ANOTHER friend that’s gone from long term bestie to blocked…in UNDER 18 months. Not unfollowed, BLOCKED. Who the duck blocks their mum and sister and then a few months later you’re back to “I’m sooooo blessed with the best family”. (Meanwhile the cheating husband can stay??)

Sarah, you are the problem. Go to therapy.

 

[fulltimeEffluenter]

Re-sharing this gem from my coeliac friend who still really liked them. Pretty sure she got blocked not long after this… She was actually quite upset. I haven’t spoken to her in a long time but I hope she’s seen the light.

 

[GlenCocoGoneLoco]

Re-sharing this gem from my coeliac friend who still really liked them. Pretty sure she got blocked not long after this… She was actually quite upset. I haven’t spoken to her in a long time but I hope she’s seen the light.

Love when her lies become unravelled. She is definitely intolerant at best, which is NOT coeliac and I wish she would stop saying that. She does not have an allergy, she really pisses me off.

 

[Cheesecakelover]

The mutual unfollowing with so many people seems so weird to me.
I have friends that I’m not as close with anymore, family members who I’ve had disagreements with etc, but I don’t unfollow them.
I don’t understand if it’s just a petty move she does over little things, or if her relationships are constantly breaking down in a serious way that would warrant cutting each other off.
This isn’t normal behaviour.

It's acting like a teenager

 

[StateOfMind]

Everytime I think he can't write something any more vomit inducing, he goes and one ups it. I feel so physically ill at the thought of these two leg touching, canoodling in the spa and rocking each others world
For the love of god Brad, writing in this style is not witty, funny or clever. Please stop.

He speaks exactly as he dresses - like a dick.

 

[phonies]

He speaks exactly as he dresses - like a dick.

Why does he try so hard with the African American vernacular when it’s very clear he’s white trash?

 

[Swamp Life]

Why does he try so hard with the African American vernacular when it’s very clear he’s white trash?

It’s also really jarring, earlier today he’s posting about his work and public speaking around finances in aged care. Next minute he’s posting that trash

 

[StateOfMind]

I'm also wondering what the cruise line think about these bogans using the song with the 'mother fking boat' lyrics. Like, is that the sort of ad they would be after? So classy.

 

[leaky_beaky]

Did they just invite soz the snoz and the cadet to fill numbers on the ship. It looks like they got the dregs.

 

[canijustsay]

Basically his word salad is saying they don’t like each other when they’re alone

 

[amiallowedhere]

Re-sharing this gem from my coeliac friend who still really liked them. Pretty sure she got blocked not long after this… She was actually quite upset. I haven’t spoken to her in a long time but I hope she’s seen the light.

She is fucked!!! I don’t follow her so don’t care if I get blocked, might have to remind her she said this one day

 

[emmygluewho]

My God the way he speaks is just beyond cringe. Surely he doesn't have 'write' in his bio still?!

 

[screenfreelookatme]

Emmylou did a significantly better job promoting her gifted cruise. This is abysmal. I’m sure we’ll get a half assed reel at the end which shows us just as much.

 

[Thatsmeinthecorner]

Go on a cruise and do all the things you can do at home or at the local rec centre..
Go on a cruise and bring your work laptop with you to dial in for meetings....
I think I'll pass...

 

[GlenCocoGoneLoco]

You'd think these companies would learn by now. The kearns are nothing but bogan trash, desperately trying to cash in at what ever opportunity they get, and doing the absolute bare minimum for these companies. So far all I've seen is them taking selfies and reading, wow, definitely enticing me to go on a cruise. Can't wait until these idiots are cancelled.