The Kearns #46 Mirror mirror on the wall, where’s the project Sez promised us all?

[gawjussssfabric]

More boring beige family photos...
Hey Jess don't forget to capture a ladybird landing on Bubba's hand...

Sez your kids will never be giant

 

[problematicinfluencers]

More boring beige family photos...
Hey Jess don't forget to capture a ladybird landing on Bubba's hand...

Why would you get your nails done AFTER a photo shoot…

Also her professional pics will have those lame multi colour nails LOL

Guess it doesn’t matter when you get professional pics every 2 months unlike us normal people who only budget for once a year.

 

[canijustsay]

Sarah’s done the old share a go fund me but doesn’t donate thing again.

I actually went to school with the girl she has shared.. so she better pay up mole!

 

[AlterBoy]

There’s no high here Sez. Just a normal day for Turdy.

It’s been said before, but there is nothing cute about their kids.

 

[StateOfMind]

Hang on...is she only 24?? Seriously? Or is she taking the piss...

I honestly thought she was in her mid to late 30's

 

[skratcha]

She’s taking the piss. She’s at least 45.

 

[AJAYA]

Hang on...is she only 24?? Seriously? Or is she taking the piss...

I honestly thought she was in her mid to late 30's

I think she's trying to be funny, and she failed miserably just like with everything she does

 

[StateOfMind]

She’s taking the piss. She’s at least 45.

Actually yeah, now I think about the age of Knoxayyyy there's no way
Don't mind me, as you were
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I think she's trying to be funny, and she failed miserably just like with everything she does

Messed with my head (and logical thinking) for a bit there
How old even IS she?

 

[Drama Filled Llama]

Why would you get your nails done AFTER a photo shoot…

Also her professional pics will have those lame multi colour nails LOL

Guess it doesn’t matter when you get professional pics every 2 months unlike us normal people who only budget for once a year.

Won’t matter what colour her nails are because the beige tones mute any colour and life in the photos. Dull as her personality.
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Ok, back to teef. I know it’s blurry, but does this look like Invisalign?

 

[loveinfluenzas]

Won’t matter what colour her nails are because the beige tones mute any colour and life in the photos. Dull as her personality.
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Ok, back to teef. I know it’s blurry, but does this look like Invisalign?

It really does look like invisalign, I didn't know kids got invisalign??

 

[canijustsay]

This wouldn’t be Loki… because they never ever swear…

 

[how.now.brown.cow]

Won’t matter what colour her nails are because the beige tones mute any colour and life in the photos. Dull as her personality.
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Ok, back to teef. I know it’s blurry, but does this look like Invisalign?

His little rat mouth gives me the full ick he really is the most awful cross of Sarah and Brad.

 

[Kalesmoothie]

Won’t matter what colour her nails are because the beige tones mute any colour and life in the photos. Dull as her personality.
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Ok, back to teef. I know it’s blurry, but does this look like Invisalign?

Nah. same as the time we thought he got braces but it was just plaque oral hygiene and Kearnts doesn’t go in the same sentence. the overbite on it wouldn’t be corrected with invisalign.

 

[GlenCocoGoneLoco]

Won’t matter what colour her nails are because the beige tones mute any colour and life in the photos. Dull as her personality.
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Ok, back to teef. I know it’s blurry, but does this look like Invisalign?

I don't think so, I think its just discolouration of teeth from tit brushing.

 

[thatbluebikini]

God that kid is so unfortunate looking. The male child equivalent of Beaky.

 

[Drama Filled Llama]

Nah. same as the time we thought he got braces but it was just plaque oral hygiene and Kearnts doesn’t go in the same sentence. the overbite on it wouldn’t be corrected with invisalign.

That’s what I thought. Surely he would need a palate expander before any work was done to the teeth. The photo just looks like there’s something going on. Guess I was being hopeful that these deadshit parents who spend their money on absolute rubbish, would actually do something to help benefit the kids for the future. Silly me.

 

[Kalesmoothie]

We’re in trouble, i just scrolled through 27 pages of the “most liked” and we don’t have any thread suggestions and we need a new thread

Someone let me know if there’s one that i’ve missed? Otherwise should we just do a “The Kearns #47 Still a bunch of Kearnts”

Happy to make the thread just don’t have a title lol

 

[StateOfMind]

That’s what I thought. Surely he would need a palate expander before any work was done to the teeth. The photo just looks like there’s something going on. Guess I was being hopeful that these deadshit parents who spend their money on absolute rubbish, would actually do something to help benefit the kids for the future. Silly me.

Drum kits for Fave, new active wear, mani/pedis and live concerts are more important to these 'parents'.
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We’re in trouble, i just scrolled through 27 pages of the “most liked” and we don’t have any thread suggestions and we need a new thread

Someone let me know if there’s one that i’ve missed? Otherwise should we just do a “The Kearns #47 Still a bunch of Kearnts”

Happy to make the thread just don’t have a title lol

I like either that one or, 'Project Glow by Sarah Kearns: watching, waiting, commiserating'

 

[Kalesmoothie]

NEW THREAD

The Kearns #47 Project Glow by Sarah Kearns watching, waiting, commiserating

Thank you @StateOfMind for the last minute thread title! We were too busy previous thread discussing their bullshit we didn’t have time for thread titles 😂 Let’s see… Thread 46 brought us a sudden Blink182 obsession (nod to the thread title), a hypocritical podcast from Maggie Dent featuring...

tattle.life

Thanks for the last min collab @StateOfMind i love being loved by you 🫶