The Ingham Family #98 Still exploiting your daughter(s)? Stick your head in cold water

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A summary of todays Vlog - so you don't have to watch it (25th April)

Today we start off with our well known typical montage, creepy's go to editing style as he knocks back his 4th monster/red bull can at 1am.
Its the same old footage of Jace eating his breakfast...talk about 'original content', some clip of Esme...with that hair STILL in and Jace playing with those bags of water from yesterdays vlog.
We begin with Creepy starting the vlog with Prinny...whats the betting she hasn't been walked yet?...we're only a minute in and we've already seen the tuff table. The girls are homeschooling again...and of course we have the usual 'ToDaY wE're DoInG sOmEtHiNg So ExCiTiNg'
Cut to a montage of him cleaning...yet again. Honestly I feel like I could predict these vlogs now.

Annnnddd here Lazy makes her firs appearance...rambling on about Jace eating fruit, clearly so we can't say he eats unhealthily. Apparently theres been some tears over work, and those bags of water from yesterday stuck on the window are better than a cure for cancer the way Lazy is going on about them.

Izzy has now made her appearance too only for 10 seconds though...mentioning the tuff table yet again, and some story about a spider. WHEN WILL WE HEAR THE END OF THIS BLOODY TUFF TABLE?? Oh wait, cut to some footage of Isla and Jace playing with the tuff table...fed up of it now.
Annnddd surprise surprise more tuff table things...esme making potions aka some soapy water. Only thing you can really focus on is that dreadful hair...I beg just take it out already. Now they're making perfume...apparently water and grass in a bottle is some revelation that smells So ReFrEsHiNg and looks incredible...im sure my fellow hay fever sufferers would beg to differ.

Cut to Jace sat in a paddling pool...and then a bucket. Also note prinny trying to join in and being shunned away again. Please that poor dog just give her some love.
This vlog title is clickbaity as per...but Mega Carnival Party is far from what actually happens...SPOILER its a couple of paddling pools and water guns. Lazy now complaining about the warm weather....and being lazy probably reading tattle...Hiya Sarah hun, nice to see u again! And here we go again with the 'We HaVe SoMeThiNg ReAlLy FuN FoR tOmMoRrOw'
ANNNDDD NOW EVEN MORE TUFF TABLE CONTENT. MY GOD IM LOSING THE WILL TO LIVE - its just some foam on a table and some sand. Tonights tea however is 'home cooked' in the loosest sense - a barbecue...im shook tbh.

Also now a typical montage...cut to Sarah reading comments on the vlog and people are suggesting for creepy to not wear his beanie? Personally I wouldn't want to see that greasy mop, and neither do the rest of the Ifam...I don't want to vom Sarah!!
HERE WE ARE THE IFAM MERCH MENTION OF THE DAY. Them make up bags have sold out...who is buying their crap? I don't understand?
The vlog ends with my fave bit - Lazy apparently does as much cleaning as Chris??? But doesn't film herself??? Honestly do not believe that for a second.

(Noted here, we barely saw any of Isla today? She appeared even less than Izzy which is an accomplishment in itself...wonder whats going on there)

AND thats another day for the Minghams + The tuff table (bc its basically a family member the amount of times its mentioned)
 
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NOOOOOOOO Isabelle talks to Jace exactly like Chris does, god that baby voice is so disgusting


I'm not really bothered by how Sarah draws her eyebrows on, however, can somebody please mail her a pair of tweezers? Laura? Chantella? Anyone?
 
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What the selfish lazy cheats should really be doing is donating to the nhs themselves. Not trying to get their viewers to pay them for things and donate that money instead! Maybe if they donated others would follow anyway. But it means nothing if they use someone’s else’s money! They could say they will donate the income from the video, lasy could do a sale on her vile blankets and then donate some of the profit of those. They are just so so tight. They don’t have money. I don’t care what anyone says they do not have money. They may have an income but it’s not much compared to some other YouTubers.
 
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MEGA CARNIVAL GARDEN PARTY!

Jace has breakfast, Esme does work and Jace plays with the water/food colouring bags.:rolleyes:

Creepy is in the garden with Prinny to try and convince us she still gets attention. Prinny is wet because Creepy turned the hosepipe on and she jumped in it. She's soaked and stinks like a wet dog (needs a good groom too). The girls are doing their work. Lazy is helping Esme with maths problems (probably not the best idea, the girls will fall even further behind). They've got something cool happening in the garden so Creepy is cleaning it.:rolleyes:

Lazy hopes we're having a good Friday. They've all just eaten the pears. They've had a few dramas with home schooling and there's been a few tears. Probably from Lazy when she couldn't answer the maths questions. Isabelle is upstairs doing writing. The girls are doing their last question and then they're putting the work away. The water bags are still going strong.:rolleyes:

Isabelle is outside with Jace. She has a story from the other day. There were some spiders in the tuff table the other day. She flicked them out and there was one on her foot. She screamed so loud. Isabelle did physics and maths today. The girls went through their summer clothes today.:rolleyes:

Jace plays in the tuff table with Jace. they have put dinosaurs and trees in the water. They will get the slime out later and Creepy moans about the mess. Lazy uses the skate ramp to push cars down with Jace.:rolleyes:

Esme and Isabelle have come up with a good idea; they're going to make potions. The girls make the potions. Not watching the whole thing but Esme has put grass in her perfume because she saw Peppa Pig putting flowers in her perfume. More potions. The spray the potions on each other.:rolleyes:

They just finished lunch and Jace is going to see his surprise in the garden. Lazy has bought his bath toys outside for the paddling pool. Esme helps him get in the pool. Footage of Jace in the paddling pool with Isla.:rolleyes:

Jace is sat in a bucket. Apparently he got in himself. The water is for the girls' water guns. Creepy tells Prinny to get off Jace's paddling pool. What a d-head.:rolleyes:

No way did he get in that bucket himself - how did he not pull it over?
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It's so hot that Lazy can't see what she's vlogging. It's warm and they're having some time in the garden. Jace will be off for his nap soon. Lazy has got the other paddling pool out for him. They have got some garden toys out of the garage and Lazy is going to set up a carnival/obstacle course for the girls. They will have dinner in the garden today and spend the whole day outside. Lazy shows their NHS charity headbands. She got them off an Instagram page she is friends with. Footage of the girl in the garden. The girls have a water fight.:rolleyes:

The sun is finally staring to set. It's so hot in their garden. The had plans to do obstacle courses and have a carnival in the garden but no one wanted to do it because it was so hot so Lazy sat back down. So many people have messaged Lazy to say they don't get dressed and they stay in the pyjamas all day. Lazy wants to lounge around all day but that wouldn't be good content. Thought they filmed for the memories? They have something fun happening tomorrow. Didn't they say that yesterday, the day before and the day before that?:unsure::rolleyes:

Creepy and Esme are looking at houses in other countries. They do have a house update but will do that later or tomorrow otherwise it will get long and boring. Yes Lazy, we know the house is SSTC again. Esme as been delegated...re...relegated.... Esme is helping Lazy do the tuff table today so they need to decide between slime or a beach scene with shaving foam. Esme shaving foam. Creepy will be fooming… less for him to shave his ginger stubble off with.😁

Jace is awake and Lazy says he was on his back snoring. Esme walked in and woke him up. Jace goes over to the cleaning thing he was sent and Creepy says he's a wizard. Shoutout to the two lovely people who sent him it. Jace has seen the foam and he walks over to it. In the next shot he has some on his chin. The girls play with it and Creepy says it's nasty. Esme wishes girls could use shaving cream because it feels nice and that Lazy needs to try it.:rolleyes:

Sand is emptied onto the tuff table and the girls push toy animals into it. Lazy says they have their safari side with the sand she got ages ago from Home Bargains. They other side is shaving foam side with whales and sharks in it.:rolleyes:

Jace has shaving foam on his hand and Creepy says he needs to move the stools out of the way. Lazy cackles and asks what's going to happen.:rolleyes:

Jace eats a burger. Isabelle could smell a barbeque earlier and she wants one so she was happy when Creepy and Lazy said they were having one. Lazy is having mango chicken. Prinny has taken Jace's burger but he is having some of Lazy's chicken.:rolleyes:

Timelapse of Creepy cleaning the garden.:rolleyes:

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Oh my gosh you guys... Lazy is sat like the biggest sloth going through comments on the vlog because they will be doing a Youtubers for NHS at the weekend. There are some amazing suggestions. There's lots for Chris to not wear his beanie. Someone has suggested making calls to ifam. Just don't give Creepy their numbers, Lazy. Lazy has been asked by a lot of people for video messages. Lazy wants to charge people and secretly keep the money to go towards the new house mortgage or LOL Dolls donate it to the NHS. Lazy isn't sure about it thought because they could end up with 600 messages to film. People have said they could slime Creepy. Lazy thinks they will sell out of the makeup bags tonight but they will be restocking them. Another dare is that Lazy would clean and then Creepy suggests she could go out and skate for an hour. Lazy says 'no way' but it would be hilarious. Creepy says he isn't giving up his hour of skating. Lazy tells us she does clean but never films it. You keep telling yourself that hun, you keep telling yourself that. They will film it on Sunday.:rolleyes:

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Those pictures 🤣 I've just brought up my dinner 🤢
 
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What the selfish lazy cheats should really be doing is donating to the nhs themselves. Not trying to get their viewers to pay them for things and donate that money instead! Maybe if they donated others would follow anyway. But it means nothing if they use someone’s else’s money! They could say they will donate the income from the video, lasy could do a sale on her vile blankets and then donate some of the profit of those. They are just so so tight. They don’t have money. I don’t care what anyone says they do not have money. They may have an income but it’s not much compared to some other YouTubers.
Exactly this.

DONATE.A.FULL.DAYS.AD.REVENUE 👍
Then come back and let us know.

it’s not even that much considering views will be way higher at the minute anyway. Just tell granny to put keep the videos on loop for a bit longer than she usually does
 
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Chris can duck off with 'it's essential for my mental health'
It's not in the government guidelines.

I'm really struggling, had to call helplines multiple times in theh past few weeks as it's amplifying my usual PTSD/depression/grief symptoms and I'd love to get out, let my kids play properly and get myself some real fresh air, but I'm NOT because even though it would be essential for my mental health, sticking to the guidelines is more important right now. Everyone is struggling right now, he needs to get over himself.
With you on this one. I left my house today for the first time in 6 weeks as I had to go see my oncologist and collect medication. I've struggled with being inside and because I'm shielding it means that my husband and 2 children are also unable to leave the house. We're all struggling mentally but we're doing what needs to be done. Chris Ingham can just duck all the way off!
 
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MEGA CARNIVAL GARDEN PARTY!

Jace has breakfast, Esme does work and Jace plays with the water/food colouring bags.:rolleyes:

Creepy is in the garden with Prinny to try and convince us she still gets attention. Prinny is wet because Creepy turned the hosepipe on and she jumped in it. She's soaked and stinks like a wet dog (needs a good groom too). The girls are doing their work. Lazy is helping Esme with maths problems (probably not the best idea, the girls will fall even further behind). They've got something cool happening in the garden so Creepy is cleaning it.:rolleyes:

Lazy hopes we're having a good Friday. They've all just eaten the pears. They've had a few dramas with home schooling and there's been a few tears. Probably from Lazy when she couldn't answer the maths questions. Isabelle is upstairs doing writing. The girls are doing their last question and then they're putting the work away. The water bags are still going strong.:rolleyes:

Isabelle is outside with Jace. She has a story from the other day. There were some spiders in the tuff table the other day. She flicked them out and there was one on her foot. She screamed so loud. Isabelle did physics and maths today. The girls went through their summer clothes today.:rolleyes:

Jace plays in the tuff table with Jace. they have put dinosaurs and trees in the water. They will get the slime out later and Creepy moans about the mess. Lazy uses the skate ramp to push cars down with Jace.:rolleyes:

Esme and Isabelle have come up with a good idea; they're going to make potions. The girls make the potions. Not watching the whole thing but Esme has put grass in her perfume because she saw Peppa Pig putting flowers in her perfume. More potions. The spray the potions on each other.:rolleyes:

They just finished lunch and Jace is going to see his surprise in the garden. Lazy has bought his bath toys outside for the paddling pool. Esme helps him get in the pool. Footage of Jace in the paddling pool with Isla.:rolleyes:

Jace is sat in a bucket. Apparently he got in himself. The water is for the girls' water guns. Creepy tells Prinny to get off Jace's paddling pool. What a d-head.:rolleyes:

No way did he get in that bucket himself - how did he not pull it over?
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It's so hot that Lazy can't see what she's vlogging. It's warm and they're having some time in the garden. Jace will be off for his nap soon. Lazy has got the other paddling pool out for him. They have got some garden toys out of the garage and Lazy is going to set up a carnival/obstacle course for the girls. They will have dinner in the garden today and spend the whole day outside. Lazy shows their NHS charity headbands. She got them off an Instagram page she is friends with. Footage of the girl in the garden. The girls have a water fight.:rolleyes:

The sun is finally staring to set. It's so hot in their garden. The had plans to do obstacle courses and have a carnival in the garden but no one wanted to do it because it was so hot so Lazy sat back down. So many people have messaged Lazy to say they don't get dressed and they stay in the pyjamas all day. Lazy wants to lounge around all day but that wouldn't be good content. Thought they filmed for the memories? They have something fun happening tomorrow. Didn't they say that yesterday, the day before and the day before that?:unsure::rolleyes:

Creepy and Esme are looking at houses in other countries. They do have a house update but will do that later or tomorrow otherwise it will get long and boring. Yes Lazy, we know the house is SSTC again. Esme as been delegated...re...relegated.... Esme is helping Lazy do the tuff table today so they need to decide between slime or a beach scene with shaving foam. Esme shaving foam. Creepy will be fooming… less for him to shave his ginger stubble off with.😁

Jace is awake and Lazy says he was on his back snoring. Esme walked in and woke him up. Jace goes over to the cleaning thing he was sent and Creepy says he's a wizard. Shoutout to the two lovely people who sent him it. Jace has seen the foam and he walks over to it. In the next shot he has some on his chin. The girls play with it and Creepy says it's nasty. Esme wishes girls could use shaving cream because it feels nice and that Lazy needs to try it.:rolleyes:

Sand is emptied onto the tuff table and the girls push toy animals into it. Lazy says they have their safari side with the sand she got ages ago from Home Bargains. They other side is shaving foam side with whales and sharks in it.:rolleyes:

Jace has shaving foam on his hand and Creepy says he needs to move the stools out of the way. Lazy cackles and asks what's going to happen.:rolleyes:

Jace eats a burger. Isabelle could smell a barbeque earlier and she wants one so she was happy when Creepy and Lazy said they were having one. Lazy is having mango chicken. Prinny has taken Jace's burger but he is having some of Lazy's chicken.:rolleyes:

Timelapse of Creepy cleaning the garden.:rolleyes:

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Oh my gosh you guys... Lazy is sat like the biggest sloth going through comments on the vlog because they will be doing a Youtubers for NHS at the weekend. There are some amazing suggestions. There's lots for Chris to not wear his beanie. Someone has suggested making calls to ifam. Just don't give Creepy their numbers, Lazy. Lazy has been asked by a lot of people for video messages. Lazy wants to charge people and secretly keep the money to go towards the new house mortgage or LOL Dolls donate it to the NHS. Lazy isn't sure about it thought because they could end up with 600 messages to film. People have said they could slime Creepy. Lazy thinks they will sell out of the makeup bags tonight but they will be restocking them. Another dare is that Lazy would clean and then Creepy suggests she could go out and skate for an hour. Lazy says 'no way' but it would be hilarious. Creepy says he isn't giving up his hour of skating. Lazy tells us she does clean but never films it. You keep telling yourself that hun, you keep telling yourself that. They will film it on Sunday.:rolleyes:

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Those pictures at the end....🤣🤣🤣

Stumpy legged, knock kneed(sp?) pigeon toed twit...!!!
 
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Chris can duck off with 'it's essential for my mental health'
It's not in the government guidelines.

I'm really struggling, had to call helplines multiple times in theh past few weeks as it's amplifying my usual PTSD/depression/grief symptoms and I'd love to get out, let my kids play properly and get myself some real fresh air, but I'm NOT because even though it would be essential for my mental health, sticking to the guidelines is more important right now. Everyone is struggling right now, he needs to get over himself.
Stay safe thinking of you and your struggles
 
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There is no way Jace got into that bucket himself, it would have toppled over his legs are not that long, they must be the most fake family vloggers on youtube, the girls developmental play is delayed because they have never had chance to do any, this must be the first time in years they gave been able to stay home and play, so they are playing like toddlers.
spot on
 
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"Carnival" in the back garden 🙄🙄🤣🤣🤣
Worra loada fuckin' shite
That garden is nothing more than a plank-fenced compound of piss-patches and dog-shite
The clickbait titles are getting a bit mental
No carnivals tomorrow now she couldn't get off her lardy arse🤦‍♀️

When did Chris start talking with that ridiculous fake Londoner accent? He sounds absolutely ridiculous
No he thinks he's Mr t 🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
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"MEGA CARNIVAL PARTY"

Where? 🤔
In her dozy dreams

Hold on, Sarah says she wants to charge for video messages to the iFam and will (maybe) donate the money? Um, I'm pretty sure you already tried that at least once before and there was a very lot of unhappy customers who paid for messages that they never received (or if they did, it was weeks/months late). 😂
I remmber that
 
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Hold on, Sarah says she wants to charge for video messages to the iFam and will (maybe) donate the money? Um, I'm pretty sure you already tried that at least once before and there was a very lot of unhappy customers who paid for messages that they never received (or if they did, it was weeks/months late). 😂
PFFT!! none of that money will come close to being donated to charity. But at least if they do there shouldn’t be any excuse for it being not to done or late seeing as there is f**k all else for them to do!
 
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Eating pears alot she dont like them hard she likes them soft prob reminds of her of her saggy pear shape boobs
 
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With you on this one. I left my house today for the first time in 6 weeks as I had to go see my oncologist and collect medication. I've struggled with being inside and because I'm shielding it means that my husband and 2 children are also unable to leave the house. We're all struggling mentally but we're doing what needs to be done. Chris Ingham can just duck all the way off!
I think of you often I hope you’re doing okay 💗

He has truly no idea. Everyone is struggling but clearly he thinks he’s special🙄
 
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Wanting fans to tell them how much they will pay for a zoom call with them with the money going to the NHS. I would be so tempted to pay and ask some very interesting questions
 
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