Nah Jace is clearly on the spinning teacups
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Those girls are so far behind developmentally, Isla has stayed at 4, Esme acts like 6 or 7 (except when she's tarted up in make up for tik toks) and Isabelle seems to have regressed to a 10 year old. You really are super parents chris and sarah delaying your childrens development just so they can earn money for you. I hope you 've put aside enough money for their therapy later on because they're damn well going to need it !
Shut up izzy you doing my head in lazy reapets herself over over again waiting for the day jace falls out the door smashes head on concrete its gonna happen soon then later she dont want to do the cleaning challenge that's cause you dont ever do any you sit on your fat arse drinking but you dont drink you just as boring out side as well as in oh I cant wait till it rains she have jace screaming all day as he want to go out he screams for food screams to go out hes the 6th screamer wow esma how dare you wake jace up how dare you poor girl bet she got right telling off 1 other thing I swear izzy said ok mate to her mum I'd have load that to if my kids called me mate I'd be so angry no respect
My 84
My father who is 84 is out and about everywhere wearing a mask. Every morning he drives to our village to get his newspaper. He absolutely refuses to let us do any shopping for him. It's like talking to a brick wall. I'm telling him numerous times a day that he should be self isolating because of his age, but he is so damn stubborn. I don't know what else to do because he is getting so angry at me, telling me to get off his back. Every day I'm cooking him meals which my husband leaves on his doorstep, thinking that if I do that, he won't have reason to go out. I've showed him how to read his paper on his ipad, but no, out he still goes everyday. I honestly despair of him and have no clue what to do!
Sorry, I've derailed the thread, but this is all so frustrating. I know everyone is going through it, not just me, so stay strong and stay safe everyone!
Can see lazy reading tattle hahaMy thoughts on the vlog:
- Creepy yet again describing more tit things as "mega"
- The hair is still in. Esme is going to be bald by the time she goes back to school.
- "the girls are going to freak out" this best be good, Creepy.
- Unblended bronzer is back. She must have been to B&M.
- Boring Isabelle segment.
- Lazy's Vicky Pollard hairstyle has made a return. Lovely.
- Esme's hair looking horrendous.
- Are they seriously pissing about with aerosol cans?
- I remember making my own perfume... When I was 7... Not 14.
- Jace shoving his hands in the water with the sprayed impulse and other toxins in it. Hopefully those hands don't go straight in his mouth at any point. Of course both parents are nowhere to be found yet again.
- Esme, the 10 year old, spraying "water grass" on herself
- Jace seems like a right handful.
- Another new item in the garden.
- Of course Isla has to take over the new toddler size paddling pool.
- Girls playing with water guns whilst Lazy scrolls through Tattle. Hi Hun
- More alcohol consumption. Kopparberg galore behind them in the vlog today. But they don't drink, though.
- Another toddler activity.
- Burgers for tea. Hahahahhahahahahahahahahaahahahahahha
There was no mega carnival thing.
Felt lazy didn’t do it.. still clickbaited the vlog."MEGA CARNIVAL PARTY"
Where?
I know there's an obvious answer here but why is nearly every thumbnail the oldest girl with a shocked face. It's so weird.
MEGA CARNIVAL GARDEN PARTY!
Jace has breakfast, Esme does work and Jace plays with the water/food colouring bags.
Creepy is in the garden with Prinny to try and convince us she still gets attention. Prinny is wet because Creepy turned the hosepipe on and she jumped in it. She's soaked and stinks like a wet dog (needs a good groom too). The girls are doing their work. Lazy is helping Esme with maths problems (probably not the best idea, the girls will fall even further behind). They've got something cool happening in the garden so Creepy is cleaning it.
Lazy hopes we're having a good Friday. They've all just eaten the pears. They've had a few dramas with home schooling and there's been a few tears. Probably from Lazy when she couldn't answer the maths questions. Isabelle is upstairs doing writing. The girls are doing their last question and then they're putting the work away. The water bags are still going strong.
Isabelle is outside with Jace. She has a story from the other day. There were some spiders in the tuff table the other day. She flicked them out and there was one on her foot. She screamed so loud. Isabelle did physics and maths today. The girls went through their summer clothes today.
Jace plays in the tuff table with Jace. they have put dinosaurs and trees in the water. They will get the slime out later and Creepy moans about the mess. Lazy uses the skate ramp to push cars down with Jace.
Esme and Isabelle have come up with a good idea; they're going to make potions. The girls make the potions. Not watching the whole thing but Esme has put grass in her perfume because she saw Peppa Pig putting flowers in her perfume. More potions. The spray the potions on each other.
They just finished lunch and Jace is going to see his surprise in the garden. Lazy has bought his bath toys outside for the paddling pool. Esme helps him get in the pool. Footage of Jace in the paddling pool with Isla.
Jace is sat in a bucket. Apparently he got in himself. The water is for the girls' water guns. Creepy tells Prinny to get off Jace's paddling pool. What a d-head.
No way did he get in that bucket himself - how did he not pull it over?
It's so hot that Lazy can't see what she's vlogging. It's warm and they're having some time in the garden. Jace will be off for his nap soon. Lazy has got the other paddling pool out for him. They have got some garden toys out of the garage and Lazy is going to set up a carnival/obstacle course for the girls. They will have dinner in the garden today and spend the whole day outside. Lazy shows their NHS charity headbands. She got them off an Instagram page she is friends with. Footage of the girl in the garden. The girls have a water fight.
The sun is finally staring to set. It's so hot in their garden. The had plans to do obstacle courses and have a carnival in the garden but no one wanted to do it because it was so hot so Lazy sat back down. So many people have messaged Lazy to say they don't get dressed and they stay in the pyjamas all day. Lazy wants to lounge around all day but that wouldn't be good content. Thought they filmed for the memories? They have something fun happening tomorrow. Didn't they say that yesterday, the day before and the day before that?
Creepy and Esme are looking at houses in other countries. They do have a house update but will do that later or tomorrow otherwise it will get long and boring. Yes Lazy, we know the house is SSTC again. Esme as been delegated...re...relegated.... Esme is helping Lazy do the tuff table today so they need to decide between slime or a beach scene with shaving foam. Esme shaving foam. Creepy will be fooming… less for him to shave his ginger stubble off with.
Jace is awake and Lazy says he was on his back snoring. Esme walked in and woke him up. Jace goes over to the cleaning thing he was sent and Creepy says he's a wizard. Shoutout to the two lovely people who sent him it. Jace has seen the foam and he walks over to it. In the next shot he has some on his chin. The girls play with it and Creepy says it's nasty. Esme wishes girls could use shaving cream because it feels nice and that Lazy needs to try it.
Sand is emptied onto the tuff table and the girls push toy animals into it. Lazy says they have their safari side with the sand she got ages ago from Home Bargains. They other side is shaving foam side with whales and sharks in it.
Jace has shaving foam on his hand and Creepy says he needs to move the stools out of the way. Lazy cackles and asks what's going to happen.
Jace eats a burger. Isabelle could smell a barbeque earlier and she wants one so she was happy when Creepy and Lazy said they were having one. Lazy is having mango chicken. Prinny has taken Jace's burger but he is having some of Lazy's chicken.
Timelapse of Creepy cleaning the garden.
Oh my gosh you guys... Lazy is sat like the biggest sloth going through comments on the vlog because they will be doing a Youtubers for NHS at the weekend. There are some amazing suggestions. There's lots for Chris to not wear his beanie. Someone has suggested making calls to ifam.Just don't give Creepy their numbers, Lazy. Lazy has been asked by a lot of people for video messages. Lazy wants to charge people and secretly keep the money to go towards the new house mortgage or LOL Dolls donate it to the NHS. Lazy isn't sure about it thought because they could end up with 600 messages to film. People have said they could slime Creepy. Lazy thinks they will sell out of the makeup bags tonight but they will be restocking them. Another dare is that Lazy would clean and then Creepy suggests she could go out and skate for an hour. Lazy says 'no way' but it would be hilarious. Creepy says he isn't giving up his hour of skating. Lazy tells us she does clean but never films it. You keep telling yourself that hun, you keep telling yourself that. They will film it on Sunday.
End of vlog.
Jace has breakfast, Esme does work and Jace plays with the water/food colouring bags.
Creepy is in the garden with Prinny to try and convince us she still gets attention. Prinny is wet because Creepy turned the hosepipe on and she jumped in it. She's soaked and stinks like a wet dog (needs a good groom too). The girls are doing their work. Lazy is helping Esme with maths problems (probably not the best idea, the girls will fall even further behind). They've got something cool happening in the garden so Creepy is cleaning it.
Lazy hopes we're having a good Friday. They've all just eaten the pears. They've had a few dramas with home schooling and there's been a few tears. Probably from Lazy when she couldn't answer the maths questions. Isabelle is upstairs doing writing. The girls are doing their last question and then they're putting the work away. The water bags are still going strong.
Isabelle is outside with Jace. She has a story from the other day. There were some spiders in the tuff table the other day. She flicked them out and there was one on her foot. She screamed so loud. Isabelle did physics and maths today. The girls went through their summer clothes today.
Jace plays in the tuff table with Jace. they have put dinosaurs and trees in the water. They will get the slime out later and Creepy moans about the mess. Lazy uses the skate ramp to push cars down with Jace.
Esme and Isabelle have come up with a good idea; they're going to make potions. The girls make the potions. Not watching the whole thing but Esme has put grass in her perfume because she saw Peppa Pig putting flowers in her perfume. More potions. The spray the potions on each other.
They just finished lunch and Jace is going to see his surprise in the garden. Lazy has bought his bath toys outside for the paddling pool. Esme helps him get in the pool. Footage of Jace in the paddling pool with Isla.
Jace is sat in a bucket. Apparently he got in himself. The water is for the girls' water guns. Creepy tells Prinny to get off Jace's paddling pool. What a d-head.
No way did he get in that bucket himself - how did he not pull it over?
It's so hot that Lazy can't see what she's vlogging. It's warm and they're having some time in the garden. Jace will be off for his nap soon. Lazy has got the other paddling pool out for him. They have got some garden toys out of the garage and Lazy is going to set up a carnival/obstacle course for the girls. They will have dinner in the garden today and spend the whole day outside. Lazy shows their NHS charity headbands. She got them off an Instagram page she is friends with. Footage of the girl in the garden. The girls have a water fight.
The sun is finally staring to set. It's so hot in their garden. The had plans to do obstacle courses and have a carnival in the garden but no one wanted to do it because it was so hot so Lazy sat back down. So many people have messaged Lazy to say they don't get dressed and they stay in the pyjamas all day. Lazy wants to lounge around all day but that wouldn't be good content. Thought they filmed for the memories? They have something fun happening tomorrow. Didn't they say that yesterday, the day before and the day before that?
Creepy and Esme are looking at houses in other countries. They do have a house update but will do that later or tomorrow otherwise it will get long and boring. Yes Lazy, we know the house is SSTC again. Esme as been delegated...re...relegated.... Esme is helping Lazy do the tuff table today so they need to decide between slime or a beach scene with shaving foam. Esme shaving foam. Creepy will be fooming… less for him to shave his ginger stubble off with.
Jace is awake and Lazy says he was on his back snoring. Esme walked in and woke him up. Jace goes over to the cleaning thing he was sent and Creepy says he's a wizard. Shoutout to the two lovely people who sent him it. Jace has seen the foam and he walks over to it. In the next shot he has some on his chin. The girls play with it and Creepy says it's nasty. Esme wishes girls could use shaving cream because it feels nice and that Lazy needs to try it.
Sand is emptied onto the tuff table and the girls push toy animals into it. Lazy says they have their safari side with the sand she got ages ago from Home Bargains. They other side is shaving foam side with whales and sharks in it.
Jace has shaving foam on his hand and Creepy says he needs to move the stools out of the way. Lazy cackles and asks what's going to happen.
Jace eats a burger. Isabelle could smell a barbeque earlier and she wants one so she was happy when Creepy and Lazy said they were having one. Lazy is having mango chicken. Prinny has taken Jace's burger but he is having some of Lazy's chicken.
Timelapse of Creepy cleaning the garden.
Oh my gosh you guys... Lazy is sat like the biggest sloth going through comments on the vlog because they will be doing a Youtubers for NHS at the weekend. There are some amazing suggestions. There's lots for Chris to not wear his beanie. Someone has suggested making calls to ifam.
End of vlog.
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Can see her bald spot too
They did help him, they were wonderful with him all the time. He just became quite aggressive when challenged about it and they couldn’t calm him down so they called me to get him
Can’t wait to see what they’ll vlog next week when the weather turns cold and wet.Bring it on Jace give them a run for their money
Hang on, was Chloe Ward not one of the girls who came forward that Chris had come onto her as well?
Oh believe me she is not volunteering or helping the vulnerable.
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I have learned what selfish twats My Neighbours are
They are not sticking to the Social Distancing rules Either its just like haveing the Ingham bastards next door.
I have both My Husband and Son who are under 3 months Sheilding under our GP's instructions
I do have a large Garden thank goodness but we have to keep reminding my Son to stay away from the fence.
It got to much for me yesterday So i told the father to piss off Oh dear none of them are talking to me now,
My other Neighbours are being brilliant, Well just wait till they come scrounging next time My Nice side will not be showing lol
My Mum and dad are 88 and have been in for 53 days and are going stir crazy. Its a little bit like dealing with a naughty toddler!
Hold on, Sarah says she wants to charge for video messages to the iFam and will (maybe) donate the money? Um, I'm pretty sure you already tried that at least once before and there was a very lot of unhappy customers who paid for messages that they never received (or if they did, it was weeks/months late).
I feel for you lady in Wales. My gransha is exactly the same.
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