thegreencow
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WE GOT A MEGA GARDEN SLIP N SLIDE!
OH NO! COULD SOMEONE CALL BRADFORD CITY COUNCIL AND TELL THEM THERE'S BEEN AN OIL SPILL AT B&M HQ! THIS SOUNDS SERIOUS. THANKS
On with the vlog rundown I go.
Isabelle is sat in the living room with Isla, who has got them both an ice pop. Esme is outside doing Tik Toks. Creepy and Lazy are upstairs 'getting ready'. Isabelle is babysitting Jace again and they're about to watch Narnia. The weather is nice outside so they will probably go outside after watching the movie.
Lazy says they have a fashion designer in Esme. She has turned a t-shirt into a crop top because it was ripped. Jace looks cute because he's wearing slippers Nannar bought him.
Laura has sent a water toy for Jace.
RANT ALERT
Lazy is in the car because she doesn't want to hear her addressing fools online when she's always telling them to ignore things like that. It's boiling so Lazy opens the window. She wants to give the conspiracy theorists (Tattlers?) something to talk about; why is she really doing sat in the car, where is she sneaking off to?
She wants to address something because she can't not. Last night somebody made a fake account under the name of Laura pretending she was upset they didn't open the prams and it got a lot of attention so well done Laura. They got loads more algorithm on the vlog last night and it pushed the video. It got a lot of people asking why the prams haven't been opened. It was a fake account; Laura messaged Lazy and told her about the comment. The real Laura was replying to the fake Laura's comment and kept getting blocked. The reason they haven't opened the girls' prams is none of our business. It's no one's right to comment and say it's because the Inghams haven't sold them on Ebay or they haven't shoved them in the garage yet. It's insane. Laura spoke to the Inghams and she knows why the prams haven't been opened yet. That's where it should end. Why anyone would set up a fake account is beyond Lazy but the people commenting saying the Inghams are ungrateful is insane.
The Inghams are probably one of the most grateful families that are on YouTube.
No other families on YouTube post what the receive online. There's so many jump cuts and eyes are all over the place as per. It took Lazy three days to find Laura because she wanted to thank her personally. The girls wrote her thank you cards. Don't tell Lazy they're unappreciative. They can't open every package on the vlog because it would become boring and repetitive. Any package that says 'please open on camera' they do it because they want to show how appreciative they are. They have a box of all the letters and card they've ever been sent. They actively promote the ifam to donate. Every person who asks them if they can send something they politely decline. They opened Jace's outdoor toy because it was outside and it was safe. Lazy often speaks to Laura on other social media. If you see Laura commenting it's just fake people to cause trouble.
Actually pissing myself laughing at the moment. Someone get her on Britain's Got Talent; she would win for her talent of telling porkies.
RANT OVER
Jace is in the garden and Creepy says he's in his element. Prinny has brought her mouse over. Stupid music to Jace walking round the garden. Isla pretends she's on holiday. Creepy says you could easily close your eyes today and pretend you're far away. Lazy is getting a cold drink. They have something fun coming up today and the girls will go mad.
Jace is upset so Lazy gives him a sprinkle pop. The lolly melts and falls on the floor.
Jace is back outside. He had to stay inside whilst Creepy got the sunhat and suncream out.
Esme says Isabelle is dancing and Isla has gone to get an ice cream. Esme has made another den.
Lazy is parked back on the sofa. The girls are playing outside and Creepy is putting Jace down for his nap; he didn't recover from his paddy. When the were outside he was crying. They're going to do something fun for the girls.
They don't have a swing for the older girls and they're a bit jealous of Jace's. Esme has made one by tying a blanket to the gymnastics bar.
Whilst the sun is out Creepy has been going through everything in the garage to see what fun things they can do in the garden. He found a water bomb slip and slide from last summer. Yes mate.
Timelapse of Creepy setting up the slip and slide. Creepy splashes Esme with the hose. Then he attaches the hose and Esme adds the washing up liquid.
Footage of the girls on the slip and slide. Prinny takes water balloons out of the slip and slide, and Creepy says it's cute.
Creepy says it was a lot of fun. The girls are cleaning up the garden and he's off to wake up Jace though. No sign of Lazy, she must be speaking to 'Laura' or having her nap. Jace has had a two and a half hour nap. Oh there's Lazy, she's in the makeshift office. Creepy advertises the notebooks. There's 160 left and Creepy says we heard it from the horse's mouth. Lazy asks what Creepy just called her. Lazy advertises the pocket money range.
Creepy is going to set up a barbeque. They're using the portable barbecues. Lazy says they should toast marshmallows later.
Time has got away with them. It was three and Lazy went to do some packing. It's now half six. Creepy has black bean in his teeth and he needs to go and floss. He's got chicken stuck in there too.
They have lots of crackle logs left so they'll light one and toast marshmallows. Oh this is to try and convince us it's all happy families. We all know Lazy and Creepy can't stand each other though, bless their hearts.
Lazy and Jace laugh. Prinny runs around the garden.
Lazy tells Creepy to give her the camera. He says no but she takes it. He has marshmallow on his face but he says doesn't care.
Lazy asks Jace what he's looking at and he starts to climb the stairs. She grabs his nappy and thanks everyone for the nice comments on the vlog. She wants to give an apology for the outburst she had but it needed to be said. It's unjust what people say. The point Lazy is making is they're not ungrateful. She doesn't take anything she said back. Creepy is replying to edits.
End of vlog
Can anyone tell the difference? Nope, me neither
Is that your midnight snack, Lazy?
OH NO! COULD SOMEONE CALL BRADFORD CITY COUNCIL AND TELL THEM THERE'S BEEN AN OIL SPILL AT B&M HQ! THIS SOUNDS SERIOUS. THANKS
On with the vlog rundown I go.
Isabelle is sat in the living room with Isla, who has got them both an ice pop. Esme is outside doing Tik Toks. Creepy and Lazy are upstairs 'getting ready'. Isabelle is babysitting Jace again and they're about to watch Narnia. The weather is nice outside so they will probably go outside after watching the movie.
Lazy says they have a fashion designer in Esme. She has turned a t-shirt into a crop top because it was ripped. Jace looks cute because he's wearing slippers Nannar bought him.
Laura has sent a water toy for Jace.
RANT ALERTLazy is in the car because she doesn't want to hear her addressing fools online when she's always telling them to ignore things like that. It's boiling so Lazy opens the window. She wants to give the conspiracy theorists (Tattlers?) something to talk about; why is she really doing sat in the car, where is she sneaking off to?
She wants to address something because she can't not. Last night somebody made a fake account under the name of Laura pretending she was upset they didn't open the prams and it got a lot of attention so well done Laura. They got loads more algorithm on the vlog last night and it pushed the video. It got a lot of people asking why the prams haven't been opened. It was a fake account; Laura messaged Lazy and told her about the comment. The real Laura was replying to the fake Laura's comment and kept getting blocked. The reason they haven't opened the girls' prams is none of our business. It's no one's right to comment and say it's because the Inghams haven't sold them on Ebay or they haven't shoved them in the garage yet. It's insane. Laura spoke to the Inghams and she knows why the prams haven't been opened yet. That's where it should end. Why anyone would set up a fake account is beyond Lazy but the people commenting saying the Inghams are ungrateful is insane.
The Inghams are probably one of the most grateful families that are on YouTube.
No other families on YouTube post what the receive online. There's so many jump cuts and eyes are all over the place as per. It took Lazy three days to find Laura because she wanted to thank her personally. The girls wrote her thank you cards. Don't tell Lazy they're unappreciative. They can't open every package on the vlog because it would become boring and repetitive. Any package that says 'please open on camera' they do it because they want to show how appreciative they are. They have a box of all the letters and card they've ever been sent. They actively promote the ifam to donate. Every person who asks them if they can send something they politely decline. They opened Jace's outdoor toy because it was outside and it was safe. Lazy often speaks to Laura on other social media. If you see Laura commenting it's just fake people to cause trouble.Actually pissing myself laughing at the moment. Someone get her on Britain's Got Talent; she would win for her talent of telling porkies.
RANT OVERJace is in the garden and Creepy says he's in his element. Prinny has brought her mouse over. Stupid music to Jace walking round the garden. Isla pretends she's on holiday. Creepy says you could easily close your eyes today and pretend you're far away. Lazy is getting a cold drink. They have something fun coming up today and the girls will go mad.
Jace is upset so Lazy gives him a sprinkle pop. The lolly melts and falls on the floor.
Jace is back outside. He had to stay inside whilst Creepy got the sunhat and suncream out.
Esme says Isabelle is dancing and Isla has gone to get an ice cream. Esme has made another den.
Lazy is parked back on the sofa. The girls are playing outside and Creepy is putting Jace down for his nap; he didn't recover from his paddy. When the were outside he was crying. They're going to do something fun for the girls.
They don't have a swing for the older girls and they're a bit jealous of Jace's. Esme has made one by tying a blanket to the gymnastics bar.
Whilst the sun is out Creepy has been going through everything in the garage to see what fun things they can do in the garden. He found a water bomb slip and slide from last summer. Yes mate.
Timelapse of Creepy setting up the slip and slide. Creepy splashes Esme with the hose. Then he attaches the hose and Esme adds the washing up liquid.
Footage of the girls on the slip and slide. Prinny takes water balloons out of the slip and slide, and Creepy says it's cute.
Creepy says it was a lot of fun. The girls are cleaning up the garden and he's off to wake up Jace though. No sign of Lazy, she must be speaking to 'Laura' or having her nap. Jace has had a two and a half hour nap. Oh there's Lazy, she's in the makeshift office. Creepy advertises the notebooks. There's 160 left and Creepy says we heard it from the horse's mouth. Lazy asks what Creepy just called her. Lazy advertises the pocket money range.
Creepy is going to set up a barbeque. They're using the portable barbecues. Lazy says they should toast marshmallows later.
Time has got away with them. It was three and Lazy went to do some packing. It's now half six. Creepy has black bean in his teeth and he needs to go and floss. He's got chicken stuck in there too.
They have lots of crackle logs left so they'll light one and toast marshmallows. Oh this is to try and convince us it's all happy families. We all know Lazy and Creepy can't stand each other though, bless their hearts.
Lazy and Jace laugh. Prinny runs around the garden.
Lazy tells Creepy to give her the camera. He says no but she takes it. He has marshmallow on his face but he says doesn't care.
Lazy asks Jace what he's looking at and he starts to climb the stairs. She grabs his nappy and thanks everyone for the nice comments on the vlog. She wants to give an apology for the outburst she had but it needed to be said. It's unjust what people say. The point Lazy is making is they're not ungrateful. She doesn't take anything she said back. Creepy is replying to edits.
End of vlog
Can anyone tell the difference? Nope, me neither
Is that your midnight snack, Lazy?
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always nice to see you're keeping up to date with Tattle, hun. 
) #twat 
no one is fooled .
’ even though they don’t have a shred of empathy in them and post things like ‘gone 50 years today RIP *insert relative here* I know I never met you but think about you every day ur wiv the angels now’
