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Birthday is Thursday. Same day as my daughter
A couple of thoughts on tonight’s vlog.
Why the Hell are the girl lying outside on coats and making dens with towels when the house must be full of Lazy’s skanky blanket samples?
I see there were no signs of the Creepy turd’s bad back today, what a pathetic, malingering piece of tit he is. Get some help for your painkiller addiction, you sorry excuse for a man.
Why the Hell are the girl lying outside on coats and making dens with towels when the house must be full of Lazy’s skanky blanket samples?
I see there were no signs of the Creepy turd’s bad back today, what a pathetic, malingering piece of tit he is. Get some help for your painkiller addiction, you sorry excuse for a man.
Who even sets up a camera to film themselves hoovering etc. How is that a highlight or memory
what a weirdo.Why do people keep sending these kids stuff, it's crazy they already have too much, it makes me feel sick! People say they are inspirational what for!!!! I watch a couple who vlog both have difficulties of their own the Dad has a growth on his neck which must be very disabilatating they have two severely Autistic sons who are in their early teens and are big lads one who cannot communicate very well he has no speech and yet both parents work they are inspirational! None of the Inghams are inspirational none of them talented in anyway at all!
Yeah but you can sleep well at night knowing your husband isn’t a pervert and you haven’t facilitated that. Plus your career will last forever, their YouTube bubble wont.
look how many famous boy band members went bankrupt for example. Doesn’t last forever if you don’t invest it
He's really trying to push this problem with germs thing. Going back to his late night chat at the garage that time talking about scrubbing his skin until it bled.
Chris, the way you're feeling currently is totally rational, you're not going down that route again STOP trying to make your kiddy ifam feel sorry for you, we are all in this together!
And if all else fails, listen to your Dr and stop those head thoughts
Chris, the way you're feeling currently is totally rational, you're not going down that route again STOP trying to make your kiddy ifam feel sorry for you, we are all in this together!
And if all else fails, listen to your Dr and stop those head thoughts
I’m a little suspicious as to why ‘fans’ are suddenly sending them stuff now at the worst time ever. I’m sure they’ve never had these kind of large gifts before from fans, why now? Also why accept them? You don’t know where they’ve come from.
I mean seriously, someone spending £300 on two prams now another ‘fan’ suddenly sends them a little tikes car. Something doesn’t sit right with me.
I don’t believe it was the ifam that sent it at all, it’s just Sarah buying it to show their kiddie fam that they’re still relevant. Surely if this Laura did send the prams she’d be pretty pissed they haven’t seen the light of day yet. It’s either that or they’ve been sent a freebie and do not want to mention so people do not email the company.
I'm starting to think maybe Izzy may have some developmental delay/ learning disability/ or behind cognitively. She seems to really enjoy playing with the girls and doing childish things. Maybe that's why they include her in silly things like the Easter garden etc. Maybe she would genuinely miss out or feel left out or something. She seems like she likes doing all the skits and playing games etc. Maybe it's her way of coping too. Isla is just babied but I dunno there's something night quite right with Isabelle. The fact her and Esme were fighting a lot and had to go to their rooms for an hour showed that she fights with a child much younger than her so developmentally she must think she's somehow equal or something... I hate to stick up for Sarah or Chris but maybe they treat her a certain way because they know she's behind and needs a bit longer to grow up. Just a thought.
COMPETITION TIME
ANSWER HONESTLY BASED ON CURRENT KNOWLEDGE
1 WHERE ARE THEY GOING ON MONDAY
2 WHY ARE THEY GOING?
3 WHO ARE THEY GOING WITH?
4 WHO IS PAYING
BONUS QUESTION
WILL THEY MANAGE WITHOUT THE YOU TUBE INCOME FOR THE DAY
ANSWERS ON TATTLE PLEASE BY MIDNIGHT TUESDAY.
WINNER ANNOUNCED WEDNESDAY SARAH’S DECISION IS FINAL AND PRIZE MAY BE DONATED BY BABY AND ME (and then again not - small print).
ANSWER HONESTLY BASED ON CURRENT KNOWLEDGE
1 WHERE ARE THEY GOING ON MONDAY
2 WHY ARE THEY GOING?
3 WHO ARE THEY GOING WITH?
4 WHO IS PAYING
BONUS QUESTION
WILL THEY MANAGE WITHOUT THE YOU TUBE INCOME FOR THE DAY
ANSWERS ON TATTLE PLEASE BY MIDNIGHT TUESDAY.
WINNER ANNOUNCED WEDNESDAY SARAH’S DECISION IS FINAL AND PRIZE MAY BE DONATED BY BABY AND ME (and then again not - small print).
A HUGE MYSTERY PRESENT GOT DROPPED OFF AT OUR DOOR!
Creepy starts the vlog by telling us it's the perfect day to show their routine whilst stuck in isolation at the weekend. When Lazy and Creepy they make sure the beds are made and the house is clean and tidy because you need to keep on top of tidying or it will turn to chaos. Creepy is sorting the beds and Lazy is doing the kitchen. Time lapse of Creepy cleaning the shower, hoovering the bedroom and Lazy ironing.
Esme is in the bedroom with Isla. They have both had a shower and Esme has dried her hair. The bedroom is a mess so they're going to tidy it up. Time lapses of bedroom being tidied. Esme says they then go and watch a Disney movie whilst Lazy makes lunch.
Jace is playing with pans, spoons and some balls from the ball pit.
Jace is sat in his high chair and it's 'cheese on toasty woasty' for lunch.
Isabelle and Lazy are trying to find a photo to post on Isabelle's Instagram now. Isabelle has a zoomed in photo of Lazy as her background. Lazy asks why. Lazy tells us Isabelle doesn't know how to frame photos and is always in the bottom corner.
Creepy tells us that after they've sorted the house, had a play with Jace etc it's lunchtime and today it's cheese on toast. Lazy says it takes ages to get anything done in the house. They're rationing the food to make sure everything lasts and they're using things before their used by date. Creepy, did you know you don't have to throw food away on the use by date?It's just a rough guide you idiot but I thought an educated parent like yourself would know that.
Lazy says they're not used to buying food for ten days because they usually go to the supermarket every couple of day but they can't do that now. Creepy tells Lazy that two and couple are the same thing.
Footage of Jace and the girls in the garden. Lazy films Jace through the window playing with stones. She says Creepy will kill him.He digs with a spade. Lazy says she ordered something a couple of days ago for the garden. It was going to be for Isla's birthday but she will be confused by what it is. It's a tuff tray. They're for toddlers but she will love playing with it. Lazy doesn't know when it's going to arrive. She's ordered a few things for her birthday e.g. slime because her birthday is on Thursday. Lazy says tuff tray is basically a cement mixing tray. There are lots of ideas on lockdown. Isabelle is working on her laptop. Esme and Jace are in the garden. Lazy says she's still in her pyjamas but they're just loungewear. Isabelle comes down and says she's bored. Lazy says she's trying to think of something for her different aged children to do. She asks how many time the ifam's children have said they're bored and that's the first time one of her children have said it. Lazy turn the camera around the Jace, who walks toward the door holding an LOL Doll.
Isabelle is upstairs. She has another sheet to do for her COVID 19 time capsule.
More garden footage. The girls have called Lazy to see their LOL Dolls. Jace flicks water on himself. More footage of the girls playing with LOL Dolls. Lazy says Jace is soaking wet and should've gone down for his nap an hour ago but she feels guilty putting him to bed when he's having fun. She'll pay for it later though.
Lazy has been doing ironing. Esme and Isla have been outside all day, only coming in for a yoghurt. They're currently hidden under Isabelle's coat.
Esme tells us they were playing with LOL Dolls in the garden. When they were under the coat they were watching Horrid Henry.
The girls have made a den in the cinema room. Isabelle says they had to improvise and use a towel.
Creepy dressed Jace in a Christmas outfit accidentally and he was wet so had to be changed and was changed into another Christmas outfit.
There's a bit package on the doorstep for Jace from one of the ifam. Lazy knows what it is because she sent a message Lazy can't believe it and says the ifam don't need to send her anymore gifts. She felt guilty when they were sent the prams. If you don't want them sending you things then close the PO box you greedy cow. The girls wants Lazy to film opening the box.
Creepy's sciatica tonsilitits toe back must be feeling better because carries the big box from the front door around to the garden.
Lazy opens the box. Jace walks over. Lazy says the camera should he on Creepy's face. It's a dinosaur Little Tike car. Creepy builds it.
Random timelapse of the girls coming out of their bedrooms and going downstairs.
Creepy says between buiding the car, having dinner and watching the Queen addressing the nation, it got dark so they will show Jace's car tomorrow. Filming the routine went out the window. The girls have gone to watch a movie in Isabelle's bedroom. They're all watching Twilight. Lazy and Creepy are getting ready to settle down. He's going to make a cup of tea and feels the days are going too fast. Lazy says Creepy is out of breath. He says's it's because he's been walking around the house but it's obviously because he's unfit.
Lazy is ending the vlog. She says thank you for watching the vlog and comments. She always worries about footage and goes out to film. Staying at home might be boring to watch but they've had no choice at the moment. People love the vlogs though and that takes a big pressure off Lazy. She is one of those people who feel they need to go out and make everything exciting. But that's a silly way to think. It has been stressful filming some days, watching Jace, doing chores, managing the businesses and thinking of what to vlog. She feels under pressure to film sometimes. Tomorrow they're taking the day off. Not because they have plans but they just need to spend time together with no cameras. Things can be a little bit too much and they just need to sort out the house and get some work done.
End of vlog
Yayyyyyyy I get a day off hearing Lazy screeching tomorrow. Do they realise that people can't just take a random day off a normal job just because they don't feel like going in?
Erm… Lazy why are you allowing the girls to share a drink when there is a deadly virus spreading around the world? Idiot!
Isabelle... are you a Tattler?
Smug witch face when she said that it was the first time one of her kids had said they were bored
So your back is feeling better then Creepy?
Lazy will see you on Wednesday everyone. Anyone want a kiss from herpes face? Can anyone tell the difference?
Has Creepy got court today for his (suspected) driving ban or something? It seems a bit sudden for them to take a day off.
Creepy starts the vlog by telling us it's the perfect day to show their routine whilst stuck in isolation at the weekend. When Lazy and Creepy they make sure the beds are made and the house is clean and tidy because you need to keep on top of tidying or it will turn to chaos. Creepy is sorting the beds and Lazy is doing the kitchen. Time lapse of Creepy cleaning the shower, hoovering the bedroom and Lazy ironing.
Esme is in the bedroom with Isla. They have both had a shower and Esme has dried her hair. The bedroom is a mess so they're going to tidy it up. Time lapses of bedroom being tidied. Esme says they then go and watch a Disney movie whilst Lazy makes lunch.
Jace is playing with pans, spoons and some balls from the ball pit.
Jace is sat in his high chair and it's 'cheese on toasty woasty' for lunch.
Isabelle and Lazy are trying to find a photo to post on Isabelle's Instagram now. Isabelle has a zoomed in photo of Lazy as her background. Lazy asks why. Lazy tells us Isabelle doesn't know how to frame photos and is always in the bottom corner.
Creepy tells us that after they've sorted the house, had a play with Jace etc it's lunchtime and today it's cheese on toast. Lazy says it takes ages to get anything done in the house. They're rationing the food to make sure everything lasts and they're using things before their used by date. Creepy, did you know you don't have to throw food away on the use by date?
It's just a rough guide you idiot but I thought an educated parent like yourself would know that.Lazy says they're not used to buying food for ten days because they usually go to the supermarket every couple of day but they can't do that now. Creepy tells Lazy that two and couple are the same thing.Footage of Jace and the girls in the garden. Lazy films Jace through the window playing with stones. She says Creepy will kill him.
He digs with a spade. Lazy says she ordered something a couple of days ago for the garden. It was going to be for Isla's birthday but she will be confused by what it is. It's a tuff tray. They're for toddlers but she will love playing with it. Lazy doesn't know when it's going to arrive. She's ordered a few things for her birthday e.g. slime because her birthday is on Thursday. Lazy says tuff tray is basically a cement mixing tray. There are lots of ideas on lockdown. Isabelle is working on her laptop. Esme and Jace are in the garden. Lazy says she's still in her pyjamas but they're just loungewear. Isabelle comes down and says she's bored. Lazy says she's trying to think of something for her different aged children to do. She asks how many time the ifam's children have said they're bored and that's the first time one of her children have said it. Lazy turn the camera around the Jace, who walks toward the door holding an LOL Doll.Isabelle is upstairs. She has another sheet to do for her COVID 19 time capsule.
More garden footage. The girls have called Lazy to see their LOL Dolls. Jace flicks water on himself. More footage of the girls playing with LOL Dolls. Lazy says Jace is soaking wet and should've gone down for his nap an hour ago but she feels guilty putting him to bed when he's having fun. She'll pay for it later though.
Lazy has been doing ironing. Esme and Isla have been outside all day, only coming in for a yoghurt. They're currently hidden under Isabelle's coat.
Esme tells us they were playing with LOL Dolls in the garden. When they were under the coat they were watching Horrid Henry.
The girls have made a den in the cinema room. Isabelle says they had to improvise and use a towel.
Creepy dressed Jace in a Christmas outfit accidentally and he was wet so had to be changed and was changed into another Christmas outfit.
There's a bit package on the doorstep for Jace from one of the ifam. Lazy knows what it is because she sent a message Lazy can't believe it and says the ifam don't need to send her anymore gifts. She felt guilty when they were sent the prams. If you don't want them sending you things then close the PO box you greedy cow. The girls wants Lazy to film opening the box.
Creepy's sciatica tonsilitits toe back must be feeling better because carries the big box from the front door around to the garden.
Lazy opens the box. Jace walks over. Lazy says the camera should he on Creepy's face. It's a dinosaur Little Tike car. Creepy builds it.
Random timelapse of the girls coming out of their bedrooms and going downstairs.
Creepy says between buiding the car, having dinner and watching the Queen addressing the nation, it got dark so they will show Jace's car tomorrow. Filming the routine went out the window. The girls have gone to watch a movie in Isabelle's bedroom. They're all watching Twilight. Lazy and Creepy are getting ready to settle down. He's going to make a cup of tea and feels the days are going too fast. Lazy says Creepy is out of breath. He says's it's because he's been walking around the house but it's obviously because he's unfit.
Lazy is ending the vlog. She says thank you for watching the vlog and comments. She always worries about footage and goes out to film. Staying at home might be boring to watch but they've had no choice at the moment. People love the vlogs though and that takes a big pressure off Lazy. She is one of those people who feel they need to go out and make everything exciting. But that's a silly way to think. It has been stressful filming some days, watching Jace, doing chores, managing the businesses and thinking of what to vlog. She feels under pressure to film sometimes. Tomorrow they're taking the day off. Not because they have plans but they just need to spend time together with no cameras. Things can be a little bit too much and they just need to sort out the house and get some work done.
End of vlog
Yayyyyyyy I get a day off hearing Lazy screeching tomorrow. Do they realise that people can't just take a random day off a normal job just because they don't feel like going in?
Erm… Lazy why are you allowing the girls to share a drink when there is a deadly virus spreading around the world? Idiot!
Isabelle... are you a Tattler?
Smug witch face when she said that it was the first time one of her kids had said they were bored
So your back is feeling better then Creepy?
Lazy will see you on Wednesday everyone. Anyone want a kiss from herpes face? Can anyone tell the difference?
Has Creepy got court today for his (suspected) driving ban or something? It seems a bit sudden for them to take a day off.
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I hope someones saving all this footage for when he tries to claim disability!
They haven’t had a day off in four years? They had one last month on the way back from the Maldives?
also not forgetting the non situation when they went on the run
also not forgetting the non situation when they went on the run
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That pig is so cuteA HUGE MYSTERY PRESENT GOT DROPPED OFF AT OUR DOOR!
Creepy starts the vlog by telling us it's the perfect day to show their routine whilst stuck in isolation at the weekend. When Lazy and Creepy they make sure the beds are made and the house is clean and tidy because you need to keep on top of tidying or it will turn to chaos. Creepy is sorting the beds and Lazy is doing the kitchen. Time lapse of Creepy cleaning the shower, hoovering the bedroom and Lazy ironing.
Esme is in the bedroom with Isla. They have both had a shower and Esme has dried her hair. The bedroom is a mess so they're going to tidy it up. Time lapses of bedroom being tidied. Esme says they then go and watch a Disney movie whilst Lazy makes lunch.
Jace is playing with pans, spoons and some balls from the ball pit.
Jace is sat in his high chair and it's 'cheese on toasty woasty' for lunch.
Isabelle and Lazy are trying to find a photo to post on Isabelle's Instagram now. Isabelle has a zoomed in photo of Lazy as her background. Lazy asks why. Lazy tells us Isabelle doesn't know how to frame photos and is always in the bottom corner.
Creepy tells us that after they've sorted the house, had a play with Jace etc it's lunchtime and today it's cheese on toast. Lazy says it takes ages to get anything done in the house. They're rationing the food to make sure everything lasts and they're using things before their used by date. Creepy, did you know you don't have to throw food away on the use by date?
Footage of Jace and the girls in the garden. Lazy films Jace through the window playing with stones. She says Creepy will kill him.
Isabelle is upstairs. She has another sheet to do for her COVID 19 time capsule.
More garden footage. The girls have called Lazy to see their LOL Dolls. Jace flicks water on himself. More footage of the girls playing with LOL Dolls. Lazy says Jace is soaking wet and should've gone down for his nap an hour ago but she feels guilty putting him to bed when he's having fun. She'll pay for it later though.
Lazy has been doing ironing. Esme and Isla have been outside all day, only coming in for a yoghurt. They're currently hidden under Isabelle's coat.
Esme tells us they were playing with LOL Dolls in the garden. When they were under the coat they were watching Horrid Henry.
The girls have made a den in the cinema room. Isabelle says they had to improvise and use a towel.
Creepy dressed Jace in a Christmas outfit accidentally and he was wet so had to be changed and was changed into another Christmas outfit.
There's a bit package on the doorstep for Jace from one of the ifam. Lazy knows what it is because she sent a message Lazy can't believe it and says the ifam don't need to send her anymore gifts. She felt guilty when they were sent the prams. If you don't want them sending you things then close the PO box you greedy cow. The girls wants Lazy to film opening the box.
Creepy's sciatica tonsilitits toe back must be feeling better because carries the big box from the front door around to the garden.
Lazy opens the box. Jace walks over. Lazy says the camera should he on Creepy's face. It's a dinosaur Little Tike car. Creepy builds it.
Random timelapse of the girls coming out of their bedrooms and going downstairs.
Creepy says between buiding the car, having dinner and watching the Queen addressing the nation, it got dark so they will show Jace's car tomorrow. Filming the routine went out the window. The girls have gone to watch a movie in Isabelle's bedroom. They're all watching Twilight. Lazy and Creepy are getting ready to settle down. He's going to make a cup of tea and feels the days are going too fast. Lazy says Creepy is out of breath. He says's it's because he's been walking around the house but it's obviously because he's unfit.
Lazy is ending the vlog. She says thank you for watching the vlog and comments. She always worries about footage and goes out to film. Staying at home might be boring to watch but they've had no choice at the moment. People love the vlogs though and that takes a big pressure off Lazy. She is one of those people who feel they need to go out and make everything exciting. But that's a silly way to think. It has been stressful filming some days, watching Jace, doing chores, managing the businesses and thinking of what to vlog. She feels under pressure to film sometimes. Tomorrow they're taking the day off. Not because they have plans but they just need to spend time together with no cameras. Things can be a little bit too much and they just need to sort out the house and get some work done.
End of vlog
Yayyyyyyy I get a day off hearing Lazy screeching tomorrow. Do they realise that people can't just take a random day off a normal job just because they don't feel like going in?
Erm… Lazy why are you allowing the girls to share a drink when there is a deadly virus spreading around the world? Idiot!
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Isabelle... are you a Tattler?
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So your back is feeling better then Creepy?
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Lazy will see you on Wednesday everyone. Anyone want a kiss from herpes face? Can anyone tell the difference?
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Has Creepy got court today for his (suspected) driving ban or something? It seems a bit sudden for them to take a day off.
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Im sure there has been other times too. Didnt they have one when they got back from spain last year to hide the fact the girls didnt go to school?They haven’t had a day off in four years? They had one last month on the way back from the Maldives?
also not forgetting the non situation when the went on the run
Felt a bit queezy with the thought of Chris Malcolm Mingham's undercarriage but then noticed your username and burst out laughing! That's the best username ever!
If in doubt just check the Ingham support facebook pageThey haven’t had a day off in four years? They had one last month on the way back from the Maldives?
also not forgetting the non situation when they went on the run
- They missed one when Jace was born.
- Another at the end of December 2018
- Another when Creepy's uncle died.
- They missed on in February
- Another after the Maldives holiday because 'there was no footage'
- Don't forget the hotel hostage vlog
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Oh I bet all sorts of news things pop up in Wednesday's vlog..
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