The Ingham Family #94 No pasta, no mince. But the fridge refilled every day since

[Web30]

Once again I need to say it... Won't order a takeaway for fear of the virus, happy to have sweets deliverd.

What idiots.

 

[Kimbo]

#95 The One Where They Weren’t On A Break (in the Maldives)

 

[Tublet83]

They haven’t had a day off in four years? They had one last month on the way back from the Maldives?

also not forgetting the non situation when they went on the run

 

[SarahGard83]

I've never known a business post such disgusting messages. Imagine being a new customer and seeing the stuff she publicly posts. The funny thing is that people don't even like her blankets they buy them purely because they would buy her shit if she was selling it! Her followers are not 'normal' people

 

[thegreencow]

Professionals will just block and ignore, not send their fans after them. Sarah you are a vile bitch. Get off Instagram and sort your bratty, attention seeking 8 year old out.

 

[SweetTalkingWoman]

I wonder which will end up doing most damage to their ‘business’ - Covid-19, or Jess,16?

Next thread title. You are a legend!

 

[lemonelmo]

It went something like this...

 

[Impleo]

Just reading a reasonably local page and saw this

Teenagers making a noise skating! Imagine a barcode fringed, pathological lying, 35 year old wannabe emo who is notorious for cheating on his wife with teenagers doing it on a metal rail on the street instead. There must've been a collective groan on the Miller estate when the Ingham house went back on the market.

 

[memoii11]

I'm still waiting for the million subscriber party I'm going to make a dress out of one of Sarah's lovely floral blankets to wear there and a grey beanie too

 

[Fluff n stuff]

The Inghams need to get themselves over to Tim Trackers vlog and learn from Tim and Jen how to be decent human beings! Not only have they disabled Superchat, which they donate every single penny of (Over $20,000) but last night followers were asking about merch and Tim said that they don’t think it’s right to be promoting or directing people over to buy merch in this current climate. It think they’re just lovely . Not only that but the Inghams could learn wonderful parenting tips from a couple who’s had they’re first child! It’s just mind blowing how these two utter waste of oxygen are able to openly and record scamming people and making a living out of it!

 

[Sloth_Life]

A HUGE MYSTERY PRESENT GOT DROPPED OFF AT OUR DOOR!

Creepy starts the vlog by telling us it's the perfect day to show their routine whilst stuck in isolation at the weekend. When Lazy and Creepy they make sure the beds are made and the house is clean and tidy because you need to keep on top of tidying or it will turn to chaos. Creepy is sorting the beds and Lazy is doing the kitchen. Time lapse of Creepy cleaning the shower, hoovering the bedroom and Lazy ironing.

Esme is in the bedroom with Isla. They have both had a shower and Esme has dried her hair. The bedroom is a mess so they're going to tidy it up. Time lapses of bedroom being tidied. Esme says they then go and watch a Disney movie whilst Lazy makes lunch.

Jace is playing with pans, spoons and some balls from the ball pit.

Jace is sat in his high chair and it's 'cheese on toasty woasty' for lunch.

Isabelle and Lazy are trying to find a photo to post on Isabelle's Instagram now. Isabelle has a zoomed in photo of Lazy as her background. Lazy asks why. Lazy tells us Isabelle doesn't know how to frame photos and is always in the bottom corner.

Creepy tells us that after they've sorted the house, had a play with Jace etc it's lunchtime and today it's cheese on toast. Lazy says it takes ages to get anything done in the house. They're rationing the food to make sure everything lasts and they're using things before their used by date. Creepy, did you know you don't have to throw food away on the use by date?It's just a rough guide you idiot but I thought an educated parent like yourself would know that.Lazy says they're not used to buying food for ten days because they usually go to the supermarket every couple of day but they can't do that now. Creepy tells Lazy that two and couple are the same thing.

Footage of Jace and the girls in the garden. Lazy films Jace through the window playing with stones. She says Creepy will kill him.He digs with a spade. Lazy says she ordered something a couple of days ago for the garden. It was going to be for Isla's birthday but she will be confused by what it is. It's a tuff tray. They're for toddlers but she will love playing with it. Lazy doesn't know when it's going to arrive. She's ordered a few things for her birthday e.g. slime because her birthday is on Thursday. Lazy says tuff tray is basically a cement mixing tray. There are lots of ideas on lockdown. Isabelle is working on her laptop. Esme and Jace are in the garden. Lazy says she's still in her pyjamas but they're just loungewear. Isabelle comes down and says she's bored. Lazy says she's trying to think of something for her different aged children to do. She asks how many time the ifam's children have said they're bored and that's the first time one of her children have said it. Lazy turn the camera around the Jace, who walks toward the door holding an LOL Doll.

Isabelle is upstairs. She has another sheet to do for her COVID 19 time capsule.

More garden footage. The girls have called Lazy to see their LOL Dolls. Jace flicks water on himself. More footage of the girls playing with LOL Dolls. Lazy says Jace is soaking wet and should've gone down for his nap an hour ago but she feels guilty putting him to bed when he's having fun. She'll pay for it later though.

Lazy has been doing ironing. Esme and Isla have been outside all day, only coming in for a yoghurt. They're currently hidden under Isabelle's coat.

Esme tells us they were playing with LOL Dolls in the garden. When they were under the coat they were watching Horrid Henry.

The girls have made a den in the cinema room. Isabelle says they had to improvise and use a towel.

Creepy dressed Jace in a Christmas outfit accidentally and he was wet so had to be changed and was changed into another Christmas outfit.

There's a bit package on the doorstep for Jace from one of the ifam. Lazy knows what it is because she sent a message Lazy can't believe it and says the ifam don't need to send her anymore gifts. She felt guilty when they were sent the prams. If you don't want them sending you things then close the PO box you greedy cow. The girls wants Lazy to film opening the box.

Creepy's sciatica tonsilitits toe back must be feeling better because carries the big box from the front door around to the garden.

Lazy opens the box. Jace walks over. Lazy says the camera should he on Creepy's face. It's a dinosaur Little Tike car. Creepy builds it.

Random timelapse of the girls coming out of their bedrooms and going downstairs.

Creepy says between buiding the car, having dinner and watching the Queen addressing the nation, it got dark so they will show Jace's car tomorrow. Filming the routine went out the window. The girls have gone to watch a movie in Isabelle's bedroom. They're all watching Twilight. Lazy and Creepy are getting ready to settle down. He's going to make a cup of tea and feels the days are going too fast. Lazy says Creepy is out of breath. He says's it's because he's been walking around the house but it's obviously because he's unfit.

Lazy is ending the vlog. She says thank you for watching the vlog and comments. She always worries about footage and goes out to film. Staying at home might be boring to watch but they've had no choice at the moment. People love the vlogs though and that takes a big pressure off Lazy. She is one of those people who feel they need to go out and make everything exciting. But that's a silly way to think. It has been stressful filming some days, watching Jace, doing chores, managing the businesses and thinking of what to vlog. She feels under pressure to film sometimes. Tomorrow they're taking the day off. Not because they have plans but they just need to spend time together with no cameras. Things can be a little bit too much and they just need to sort out the house and get some work done.

End of vlog


Yayyyyyyy I get a day off hearing Lazy screeching tomorrow. Do they realise that people can't just take a random day off a normal job just because they don't feel like going in?

Erm… Lazy why are you allowing the girls to share a drink when there is a deadly virus spreading around the world? Idiot!
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Isabelle... are you a Tattler?
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Smug bitch face when she said that it was the first time one of her kids had said they were bored
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So your back is feeling better then Creepy?
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Lazy will see you on Wednesday everyone. Anyone want a kiss from herpes face? Can anyone tell the difference?
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Has Creepy got court today for his (suspected) driving ban or something? It seems a bit sudden for them to take a day off.

It's been stressful filming?

Get to f**k Lazy Stressful is for those people who having to still go out to work, putting themselves at risk, stressful is for people who are now out of work and worried how they're going to pay their bills and feed their families right now, stressful is people losing their loved ones and not being able to be with them while they die or in many cases even go to their funerals! Filming a f**king vlog is NOT stressful, you stupid cow!

 

[RXQueen]

 

[Impleo]

I'm still waiting for the million subscriber party I'm going to make a dress out of one of Sarah's lovely floral blankets to wear there and a grey beanie too

We should have an Ingham thread party one night. Relive our favourite moments, share photos of Lazy and Creepy at their finest.

 

[Priority education]

I STRESS I AM NO SAINT AND I’M NOT MOTHER THERESA BUT

My carer usually takes me out once a week for a coffee or light lunch. It usually costs around £15 (including her petrol).
This is the third week I have been unable to do this. I added this money to my Asda delivery and the local Food Bank has just collected food, toiletries, nappies and cleaning products.

Our volunteers work tirelessly and also have to deliver over many miles due to the rural location I live in.

The money spent will hopefully make it easier for many people whose incomes have rapidly vaporised.
What the gruesome twosome are saving on petrol alone could help so many in desperate need.

WHILST THEY PROMOTE BLANKETS AND INCREASES THE PRICE OF THE IFAM NOTE BOOKS.

I rest my case.

Its best I don’t live near her....,

 

[Flowerstar68]

Is she for real publicly shaming again someone for having common sense no is jelly of you sarah not at all stop peddling blankets you didn't make while there is a world problem going on

Excuse my language but she's a fucking bitch!!!!!

 

[Asparagus123]

So Sarah has said they are in quarantine for 14 days after the Maldives and that’s why they don’t have prinny because they decided not to visit Granny and Grandpa ( hi Steve ! )
Yet she goes out to 4 shops the day after they get back !! They are so fucking selfish it’s unbelievable !!!!

 

[KateESJ]

I skipped to the end of the vlog hoping for a rant but there was none. Boo.

Sarah says she goes out a lot (pre-lockdown) because she worries content will be boring if she doesn’t.
So she thinks people just want to watch her walk around Matalan and B&M? No, Sarah.
She’s worried content is becoming boring. So it’s not about making memories at all, is it? It never has been.


They’re taking the day off tomorrow. Probably because they’re off out somewhere.

 

[lemonelmo]

A fresh supply? He's speaking like he's knocking at the drug cartels door

 

[Priority education]

And so he phoned the doctor because his back has been killing him for 2 days. Why then was he left with Jace for 2 nights? I smell something and it isn’t roses!! Of course he’s getting new painkillers and the pharmacy would be delivering it! Def has an addiction!

They are letting the chemist deliver him some routine basic pain relief. For gods sake they travelled from the Maldives, stayed in London, used the trains and taxi to get home.

Seacroft Sarah then did a tour of Bradford shopping and they’ve been like boomerangs to and fro from the office but they EXPECT THE PHARMACIST WHO IS WORKING AT 200 per cent activity to deliver anti inflammatory medication. The same medication he’d stopped taking. If I were the GP I’d ignore his calls . My carer has collected additional Fentynl and liquid morphine this week to reduce the strain on the Chemist who looked worn out last week.

FOR GODS SAKE CAN A LADY TATLER GIVE THE USELESS FART A GOOD KICK UP THE ARSE. THEN HE MIGHT UNDERSTAND PAIN.

 

[Lurker121]

Those designs on baby and me for ‘males’ are so disgusting. It’s like the sort of shit they would have done to a boys bedroom on Changing Rooms circa 1996. Spray painted pictures of baseball caps and computer game controllers. What a load of chavvy shit.