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The Ingham Family #89 The Coronavirus won't go near Chris as it only likes clean surfaces
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I especially liked the coach driver giving Creepy the side-eyed glance from over his coronavirus mask 
Bring on the bored kids, Lazy’s big red tomato face trying to suppress the rants and Creepy hoping that lots of drone shots and pain will distract him from reality.
Bring on the bored kids, Lazy’s big red tomato face trying to suppress the rants and Creepy hoping that lots of drone shots and pain will distract him from reality.
Nah they just have to hide the fact he’s still not sharing a bed with Lazy.
Maybe a no to the drone shots?I especially liked the coach driver giving Creepy the side-eyed glance from over his coronavirus mask
Bring on the bored kids, Lazy’s big red tomato face trying to suppress the rants and Creepy hoping that lots of drone shots and pain will distract him from reality.
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Oh please! Just google his name and voila!I got a reply
Ive also just informed them about Chris's sore throat and said i hope they tested him for Carona virus.
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Hi Steve
Nice that your on holiday living yours best lives
So Much so that that your worried very much about the trolls and haterz you have left behind
Checking up on us constantly how very kind
The Maldives looks really nice But i have heard a one man oil slick is set to ruin the beach and muddy the Sea
Have a wonderful time
Yours Sincerly
Tattlefam Forever.
Nice that your on holiday living yours best lives
So Much so that that your worried very much about the trolls and haterz you have left behind
Checking up on us constantly how very kind
The Maldives looks really nice But i have heard a one man oil slick is set to ruin the beach and muddy the Sea
Have a wonderful time
Yours Sincerly
Tattlefam Forever.
Me. Just sent my emailWhos already complained to simply maldives? Raise your hands
Nice copy and paste job, they must be inundated lol
But... Where's Coco and Prinny? #savethosedogsHi Steve
Nice that your on holiday living yours best lives
So Much so that that your worried very much about the trolls and haterz you have left behind
Checking up on us constantly how very kind
The Maldives looks really nice But i have heard a one man oil slick is set to ruin the beach and muddy the Sea
Have a wonderful time
Yours Sincerly
Tattlefam Forever.
here’s a novel idea Sarah how’s about yous stop blathering your private life all over youtube then no one can troll and we’re all happy
hi Steve.
This is in addition to him sending sexual messages to teen girls.Another reply
I’m more confused that they’ve given a free holiday amid this pandemic.
Well done! Hope you remembered to tell them to expect creepy asking for your details for pc gmailI got a reply
Ive also just informed them about Chris's sore throat and said i hope they tested him for Carona virus.
The Ingham family are the sort of people I see abroad and they make me feel genuinely embarrassed to be British
Look at the state of the pair of them, Chris in his bleeping sweaty, smelly beanie, Sarah sweating the minute she steps of the plane. Her and the girls will be head to toe in matching neon and sequins from Matalan by tomorrow’s vlog no doubt.
I genuinely couldn’t think of anything worse than saving up and going to the Maldives for a honeymoon and being near such a chavvy family woohooing and filming constantly. I’d be straight back on that sea plane and getting the hell outta there.
Look at the state of the pair of them, Chris in his bleeping sweaty, smelly beanie, Sarah sweating the minute she steps of the plane. Her and the girls will be head to toe in matching neon and sequins from Matalan by tomorrow’s vlog no doubt.
I genuinely couldn’t think of anything worse than saving up and going to the Maldives for a honeymoon and being near such a chavvy family woohooing and filming constantly. I’d be straight back on that sea plane and getting the hell outta there.
Im hoping they put them in isolation
Why couldn't she have got her and the girls a hair cut. She knew it would be hot, the long hair just makes it worse.
His Malcolm-ness has popped outSURPRISING THE GIRLS WITH THE BIGGEST ADVENTURE OF OUR LIVES!
Vlog starts with Lazy saying that she wanted the flight to go smoothly but the pilot came on the loudspeaker and said they had to go back to the airport as their was something wrong with the plane.
Back to the reaction yesterday and Lazy shows them the photo. Creepy tells them they are going to the Maldives. Footage of them on the plane and the view below.
Creepy says they have arrived in Male and are going to get their seaplane. Isabelle is nervous but Creepy is excited and he woohoos. He needs to get his clothes off as it is hot.
On the bus Lazy fans Jace with a leaflet. Creepy says it's really hot again. Isla is wearing a jumper. Creepy wants to jump in the sea.
They are at the sea plane terminal. Their plane is in 45 minutes. Crepy says it's hot again and he can't take his beanie off because his hair is ruined.He needs to take his hat off and get a shower when they get to the hotel. He hasn't had one since yesterday morning. He tells us to look at the colour of the water. You land in Male airport and come out of the arrivals hall and straight into the check in for the sea planes. Then you get on a bus and they take you to the seaplane terminal They are in terminal C and the planes are every 45 minutes to an hour. The plane makes multiple stops and they are the second stop.
Lazy tells us to excuse her hair. It's boiling and she can't wait to get to the hotel for a shower. They have been given some meal vouchers because the sea plane is delayed by and hour and a half. They are back to waiting and her make up is dribbling own her face. Jace moans and Lazy asks if he wants a tuna sandwich.
They board the plane. Esme says she is nervous. They take off and Creepy woohoos again. Footage of the islands below. Creepy films himself looking out of the window. They land and get off the plane. Isabelle says they are in the middle of no where. Isla says it is perfect.
Creepy screams. They are staying at Cocoon Maldives and it's sponsored by Simply Maldives. Some photos pop up onscreen of the resort/island.
Crepy is in the villa and he's about to let the girls inside They will show us on another 'episode'. They really does think highly of themselves, don't they?
Jace is stood up in a Micky Mouse outfit the Ifam gave them. That 'All of the things I wish I could tell you' song Creepy is obsessed with plays to a clip of Jace walking onto the beach (I hope they remember to take him back to the villa). Lazy and the girls are in the sea. They have taken Jace in with them this time.
Back at the room and Lazy looks a mess. Esme is doing homework. The girls' room is tidier that Lazy's.
MINI RANT TIME
Lazy says the vlog hasn't gone live yet. They're six hours ahead and the vlog goes live in about an hour. She knows that when the vlog goes live there will be a lot of people freaking out that the girls aren't at school.
End of vlog.
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lol I watched the first few minutes of the vlog on invidio.us just to see if they're really flying business or first class as people are questioning.
There's NO WAY this lot flew anything but economy on that plane. Knowing them, there would've been LOADS of footage of the seats and the nice food and the services they're getting from the expensive class. You wouldn't be able to see the wing in that angle in business class either. And NO ONE brings their own travel pillows with them knowing they're flying business or first class. Creepy is just pathetic.
There's NO WAY this lot flew anything but economy on that plane. Knowing them, there would've been LOADS of footage of the seats and the nice food and the services they're getting from the expensive class. You wouldn't be able to see the wing in that angle in business class either. And NO ONE brings their own travel pillows with them knowing they're flying business or first class. Creepy is just pathetic.
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