I'm more excited about tomorrow's vlog, but here's my thoughts on todays seeing as Creepy bigged himself and his editing skills up on Instagram last night:
- As expected, slo-mo's of them holding hands etc. Boring. Yawn.
- Terribly shaky footage of the sugar filled breakfast selection. You got painkiller withdrawal shakes or something, Creepy? If you're going to try and do slo-mo footage, at least make sure you can keep your hands still.
- More shaky footage that Creepy thinks is actually decent. He's an appalling videographer. He actually thinks he's good at it too.
- Had to get a "woohoo" in, didn't he. Knobhead.
- Actually, I might have to take back what I said about his videography skills. He captured Lazy's bouncing orange twirl flab in all its glory
patiently waiting for her to upload a heavily edited insta photo of herself sat on a rock again
- Can't wait to see Creepy in his mask. They look like they've got penis's on their heads, so will suit him perfectly.
- Nearly nodded off through the whole "under the sea" segment.
- Look how grotty they've made those sun loungers already
gross. Have some respect.
- I'm bored watching so far. Those kids must be bored out of their skulls. There's nothing there for them.
- Villa tour... He remembered to say "mum and dad's room" this time, rather than just Mum's room.
- Sarah talking about her bucket list. Was 'ruining your life to stay with a nonce' on your bucket list, hun?
- A little breastfeeding rant. Sarah, love, you started off by starving your child for months on end because you wanted to sleep. You then topped up with formula (nothing wrong with that at all). You've spent the past 7 months feeding him piles of shit that are destroying his insides (and his newly grown baby teeth). I don't think your particular breastfeeding journey is anything to be proud of. Because you've fucked up massively. As you always do.
- I'm so glad your dream has been ruined, Lazy
you can thank your hubby for that.
- Esme holding an asleep Jace in the water made me feel a little edgy
- Isla pretending to like the coconut, but Esme showing the true reactions as always
- Jace shouting and screaming whilst Creepy films. How irritating for other guests. Sort your crying baby out, you dicks.
- Creepy must feel right at home with the crabs around... Infested freak
- Talking about the sunburn... "We didn't even leave the apartment till quarter past 12" Are you really that fucking stupid? You left the apartment when the sun was at its strongest. Absolute morons. Everyone knows you go out early morning to enjoy the sun, and later in the evening. You avoid the sun between 11 and 3 at least. For fucks sake
- Also, you wasted half your day yet again.
Boring vlog. Still didn't sell it to us. Terrible editing and videography. Comments off? Just very poor overall.
0/10 - would not recommend.
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