Todays vlog title. Last minute mission to spend £2000 in Leeds! (I can’t see them being that generous to the homeless unless it’s Monopoly money? That’s a big jump from last years bag of burgers!
) *it wasn’t for charity. It was a camera for Chris.
Montage of the Christmas market to show what’s coming up.
Jace waves his arms as Sarah mentions his babygrow is too big on him. He has lipstick on his head. (What part of don’t kiss a baby if you have a cold sore is Sarah not getting?
)
Sarah goes on and on about how big his babygrow is. He’s still in 3-6 months she says again. She mentions she’s got a cold sore today. It’s only her second one since Jace was born and she’s quite impressed because she usually gets them monthly.
Sarah says she did the stocking filler shopping yesterday but she’s still got to get the Christmas Eve box things. She adds in that she’ll send it off to the elves, at the end. She wants to go to the pound shop and pound stretcher for things like marshmallows and other bits and bats.
Jace is looking at the Christmas tree. A quick cut and he’s changed outfits and he’s back in the high chair looking at prinny on the floor.
Sarah is in the car saying it’s freezing.
Sarah is now in pets at home. Jace is asleep. She says she’s looking at things for her pooshy wooshy. (Maybe walk and groom your pooshy wooshy!) *isla style* OMG!! she’s actually buying prinny a coat! the poor thing hasn’t seen one of those since they used to look after her properly in the old days. She’s bought prinny a jumper, a few toys and a sparkly collar. She mentions pets at home is more expensive than other shops.
Sarah backs up down the isle and mentions a kid is playing with a squeaky toy and they're going to wake up Jace. She moves away from the noise. She sighs and says “ohh they’ve woke him up.” And then complains that a woman in the last shop was unpacking boxes and banging them and Sarah wanted to say “shut up my baby’s asleep!”
(And she wonders why he isn’t sleeping at night.) No wonder Isabelle always looks a nervous wreck when Jace wakes up.
She didn’t film in the pound shop or pound stretcher because she thinks people are bored of her shopping In shops. (Cheap presents for her girls I’m guessing while the ifam are encouraged to buy a £300 doll.)
Morrisons now for more snacks for Jace. Just incase people are not bored of her shopping.
She’s obsessed with the snack isle apparently. Her eyes are wondering to the formula isle but she doesn't think it will help and he probably wont drink it. She mentions that she’s not slept in 8 months.... again.
Morrisons cafe now for lunch. Jace is having sushi! He tries to eat it but can’t manage it. Next clip and sarah pretends that he ate half but he’s eating a green pepper instead.
Sarah‘s in the car now full from her sushi lunch. She mentions that Chris is too impatient to wait for his camera to be fixed so he’s reserved one in Leeds. This will be the £2000 from the title then. Imagine spending that on a camera and filming repetitive
tit day after day.
Sarah‘s happy to go into Leeds for the Christmas market.
Sarah‘s off to get the girls from school. What the hell does Chris do all day? At this point I bet Jace wonders who the strange man in the stinky beanie is!
Leeds city centre now. I’m expecting Chris head won’t fit through the car door soon because the shop stayed open late so he could pick up his expensive camera. I bet he walks into that shop thinking he’s Beyonce!
Sarah is standing in the hospital corridor because isla needed the toilet. They’re off to meet Chris now.
A shot of Jace asleep again and then they’re walking through the Christmas market.
Sarah cackles at some ketchup and mustard.
More Christmas market filler. It doesn’t look like they spend any money or buy anything. Chris says they’ve had a nice little venture around the Christmas market until they realised they can’t eat anything meat and it’s all bratwurst. I’m getting deja vu! They said the exact same thing in Manchester.
Sarah says if she wasn’t there they’d have ate meat. Esme doesn't give a
tit about Sarah forcing this on them. She’s had meat everyday at school!
Chris says he’s had ham. Sarah doesn’t mention the steak and cheese subway she’s probably shoved down her gob at some point.
Chris says the Christmas market was so Christmassy it’s ridiculous. They’re off for dinner. It’s a wok place for noodles. Sarah calls chopsticks wok sticks and falls about cackling and repeating wok Sticks. Jace looks hungry again after his slice of green pepper and he’s looking at Esmes noodles. Jaces broccoli arrives.
Theyre out in the street and Jace is crying with his broccoli sticking out of his mouth as Sarah says “is it stuck in your mouth?”
Back home and Sarahs cold sore looks like it’s now called big frank and he has a side hobby doing body building. Sarah tells Chris to get frank some ointment from the caravan.
Sarah shows of some toy eggs for Jace from an ifam. Then a dinosaur onesie in 18-24 months for jace. Again Sarah mentions he’s in 3-6 months. She’ll save that for when he’s about 11. Mugs for the girls Christmas Eve boxes and a be kind always T-shirt. Sarah says she’s always telling people to be kind. Unless you're slagging off chris for allegedly messaging teenagers then it’s a case of Ifam and granny troll attack! (That probably didn’t fit on the t-shirt.)
She spits out her capital T’s like zoella as she says “The worlds got so much hate in it that we don’t need to make anymore negaTiviTy.”
Sarah plugs the rubber Jace doll because some people have messaged asking if they can still get it for Christmas. (Sure they have.
) She says theres a super awesome payment plan.
End of vlog.
Chris is ridiculous. £2000 on a camera. £9000 on a caravan when he wanted to be pamwiththevan but he’s only used it once. Expensive drones, expensive roller skates and skate clothing yet he moans if Sarah buys things in the sales for his children.
One of the most boring vlogs they’ve done yet. I’m pretty sure it’s the third or fourth time they’ve been to Christmas market and shopping in a week.