Oh my God, we have finally entered the seventh circle of hell
What. was. that...???????????????
I don't usually get annoyed, believe it or not, watching these vlogs. Bemused, shocked, bewildered, confused, amused, bored... all frequently felt whilst watching... but today... wtaf!??
- Sarah pretending she can't possibly go into the office AND DO SOME ACTUAL WORK because Jace isn't himself and "it just wouldn't be fair on Jace or aaaaaaall the other office workers"
What a bloody pile of horse poop!!!!!!!!!!! When Jace couldn't breathe and was genuinely really ill he was dragged to the beach, the pool, 145 flippin' buffets - everywhere!!! But now, Jace has refused porridge, yoghurt and fruit so under NO circumstances can he leave the house (at least until Chris has finished what needs to be done at the office)
Is this a joke?? I'm actually genuinely insulted that she must think we are all a bunch of half-wits! Sarah wanted to do some online shopping, from the couch, in the morning, and then do some in-store shopping in the afternoon - that is the beginning and the end of that entire bullsh*t story.
- She didn't want to wake Jace because she was genuinely worried he would still be in a difficult mood... utter bullshite!!! You can't online shop all the bargains properly when Jace is awake and you needed at least 2hours to trawl through all the "shops" in peace.
- Jace is perfectly well enough to be dragged around the shops, obviously.
- £18 for 3 good quality sleep suits is expensive. I actually choked on my tea with this one. Her ONE alibaba sleep-suit is about this price!!!! Ifam, for the love of God, please WAKE-UP!!!!!! Sarah herself has, in this one statement, basically said that she would never buy one of her own bloody sleep suits!
And, the pièce
de résistance, we get a fudging rambling speech about how much hard work she has to put into ordering these damn alibaba blankets... you know, "behind the scenes"... you are not on a blimen filmset!!!!!!!!! *allegedly*
Aaaaaaargggghhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!! Seriously, the back breaking work that has to go into choosing the actual pattern for the blanket, from the comfort of the bed or couch, is second to none. Once all 7 available patterns have been loaded onto the screen, they have to be narrowed down to 5... oh the hardships. Just when you think your year's work is done you realise that, bloody hell, a matching colour has to be selected for the back piece of cheap fabric (the colour has to actually match the pattern (well, it at least has to be on the correct colour spectrum
). This has to be done for all five patterns! And I know not many will believe this but, God as my witness, there is still one more step to this laborious process... to add pom-poms or not to add pom-poms?! Seriously, that last step is a full-time job in itself and I think maybe extra staff will need to be hired asap - Ifam, we know you'll understand when the blanket price has to be hiked up to £80. A moment's recognition is in order for the commitment and dedication given to sourcing just the right tissue paper for said blankets
I am losing the will to live.