Her mum probably put an ad on SM asking for friends for her like she’s done beforeIsabelle apparently went shopping with a new friend that she met over there. I couldn't understand what she was saying about the taxi situation. Did they share a taxi home? If not, and this other girl doesn't live in DH2, how on earth did they meet? They only ever go to the pool and the shops!
I hope Isabelle understands how to be safe when it comes to taxis etc.
I wonder if she’s been hired as a mothers aid, to help look after children in the holidays as to be fair to Isabelle, she’s had plenty of practiceisabelle’s friend sounds about 13 which is probably true
I will graciously accept apologies on Mr Joel’s behalf
B&M, DPD, screeching by Esmemememe,
Roller booting like a G, Andrew Tate rocks,
Kayak Paul knows it all, farble tiles in our hall,
Vagina tables, shopping hauls, Sarah never stops,
Stalkers at our door, Dubai as never seen before,
Coffee is up the walls, camels got the hump.
We didn't start the fire
It was always burning, as Chris is gurning,
We didn't start the fire
No, we didn't light it, but we tried to fight it.
We didn't start the fire, but we'll vlog,
We'll try to flog it, on and on and on.
With apologies to Billy Joel
Oooh alwats love getting the thread title. Thanks guys
There's nothing beautiful about that house, or even their surroundings. Everywhere they look is just bland and depressing. Still, the adults get a massive balcony, E & I get a small balcony, and Isabelle gets a tiny window with a view of the car. Stunning.Well they have moved in
Are we looking at the same house? There are many words to describe the new addition to their collection of shitboxes but beautiful isn't one of them. What's its name going to be?Well they have moved in
The house they rented is smaller it is only 1,882 square feetA reminder of themassiveteeny tiny house they're stuck with for the next 12 months. (Ignore the garden as obviously it's a different size).
Floorplan is a reverse of the layout, but I think it's the right size.
Don't forget they couldn't afford to Dubai so they had to Durent!
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Awww they need to be extra nice to those remaining, not all there Ifam. Especially now their fake threats are being spoke about. Keep the ifam sweet by thanking them and they’ll believe anythingWell they have moved in
Can it get any smaller?The house they rented is smaller it is only 1,882 square feet
One of the iFam is out there with teenage daughters. One of the daughters has probably met Izzy.isabelle’s friend sounds about 13 which is probably true
Might as well be. Also not loving the idea a 5 year old and 2 year old have an en-suite. Seems slightly unsafe to me.Can it get any smaller?Or is Isabelle actually in the washing machine cupboard?
Jeeze he has the ugliest side profile I ever did see in my whole entire lifeCongrats @Big frank
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They've got the keys to the new place and have been buying lots of crap to fill it up. Raj was on hand to assist with local trades/hired help, decorating and putting up pics, building furniture etc.
Early indications suggest a 3 bed +Isabelle'smaid's room, still in Damac Hills 2 and much smaller and inferior to their old Manor. They don't seem too impressed but are towing the line and making out that their new lives are shaping up nicely.
The whole family went out to visit the local petting farm despite the temperature soaring to around 50 degrees C. The youngest 3 appeared to display symptoms of heat exhaustion/stroke, sleeping for hours afterwards. Mila's face was swollen.
Apparently Dubai has no humidity though, so that's OK!
Isabelle has her bank card sorted (before Lazy) and she's apparently met up with a friend, shopping at a mall.
Creepy has been trying to promote the Carnivore Diet, giving out potentially harmful nutrition and health advice which he is not qualified to do. He also had a terrible hatchet job haircut but he seems to like it.
Sarah feels safer in Dubai than in the UK. She's made serious claims about receiving death threats and an arson attack on their (UK) home. She shared phone notifications with snippets of vile threats. (Whoever dreamed up those messages is sick in the head, that's for sure).
Esme downplayed the fire and said it was just cosmetic damage. (Thanks @Kitty2020)
Credit @MissWinnie
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On a lighter note...
Credit @Cheezychips
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