The Ingham Family #335 Damac ‘N’ Cheese.

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He can write crap in the comments but won't address the actual camera.
The man is insufferable.
If Sarah had left him and gone her own way, she would probably have done really well for herself.
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Worked their asses to the bone. How????
Shopping and makes cheese dishes like all hard workers. 🤦‍♀️
 
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Bit ironic that Chris has responded to a query about the Arab world by saying “ignorance is the biggest evil in the world”! I can think of plenty of other things that are more evil, like being a child molester or groomer, or using coercion to get your way, for instance. You’d know all about that, wouldn’t you Chris?!
Sorry to quote myself, but thinking about it, I wouldn’t call ignorance evil. Unless Chris is admitting he is evil? He is certainly ignorant, not to mention rude!
 
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So Chris’s comment ( or Sarah ) about how they will still go on their winter holidays in the van and all that bull because the arctic van trip is in their blood so they’d never give it up or give the RV up etc. bleeping NANA IS REAL BLOOD yet you’ve both tossed her in the trash with no care In the bleeping world and given her up! Went on a rant saying she’s not your responsibility on the comment section where no doubt she bleeping reads. This pair of absolute spineless cun#s really are something else. duck Nana m, we only care about the van. Sorry for the language guys, this pair real do grind my gears
 
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So he’s now admitting zero to 10k is a scam then? Not that the disclaimer he was forced to put on his ads didn’t already confirm that.

Wonder how Mr Tate feels. Chris will find himself booted from his club too.
 
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ADDRESSING THE RUMOURS..

Lazy is sat on her toad arse. Creepstopher is filling the paddling pool. The kids are still in bed.

Jace and Mila have their pool toys. Lazy has the drinks. The pool is now in the shade as the sun boiled it. Jace puts more cold water in as it’s still too hot. Aurora joins them outside.

Lazy has worked out that the water from the hosepipe is hot thanks to the sun. It’s bath temperature. They had to use the fridge water. Someone is coming to pick Lazy, Creepstopher, Aurora and Isabelle up for an appointment. Then they’ll go to the swimming pool. There are subdivisions on the complex with waterparks, slides, gyms and other places. Mila says the pool is pee water. Each division has its own facilities. They have the house for three months in case they can’t find anywhere.

If Lazy went to Spain for a concert from the UK that doesn’t mean she doesn’t live in the UK. They have a home in Dubai. It’s not a long term rental as they can’t get one until they’re actually in Dubai. 6 properties viewed today and decided on one. They’re moving in a couple of weeks. They’ve lost some money on the Air BnB. The current house is lovely but small. It was never long term. They have moved to Dubai. They’ll be back in the UK in August before coming back home to Dubai. There’s a Q&A tomorrow. Lots of arguments in the comments. Note onscreen to say the Q&A is Saturday.

Lazy and Creepstopher keep seeing comments asking about vlogmas. They’ll be home in the UK for Christmas. They’ll be spending some time in the UK.

Lazy puts Aurora in the pool with Jace and Mila. She tells Jace not to squirt water out of the pool. Creepstopher said they didn’t need the paddling pool. Lazy tells Jace not to squirt people with water. Cackling as Esmé burns her feet on the grass.

Lazy and Aurora are back inside as it was too hot outside. Isla says it’s 41° all week then 30s next week. Screeching “no” at Jace not to squirt water at Mila. She doesn’t want it deep for Mila. Lazy tells Isla that if she goes outside for 10 minutes she’ll be straight back in. She can’t wait to submerge into a swimming pool.

Isabelle debates whether to do makeup today. She’s letting her hair dry naturally. She needs to get her clothes out for later.

‘Business meeting’ in downtown Dubai. Driving. 2 hours later they walk to the swimming pool. Repeat of yesterday’s poolside clip. Esmé says it’s so nammy and preppy. Jace swimming but he doesn’t seem to know how to use his arms. Creepstopher reminds us that every subdivision having its own pool complex. It’s pleasing to the eye. Wotsit head waffles on about gorgeous hazy orange tones in the sky.

Screeching at Aurora about birds. Creepstopher has put his chair right next to the pool so he can stare at all the girls. Jace has learnt to snorkel on this holiday. Lazy finds floating on water relaxing. The pool is open seven days a week. Aurora plays with the gimbal. Creepstopher waddles over and tells her not to touch Daddy’s things. Lazy can’t get over how perfect this is and asks how they live there.

Lazy and Creepstopher are now in the pool. The baby pool is too busy at the moment. Things Mila has said off camera again. Creepstopher says Mila and Jace have to learn how to swim here.

The Inghams are back at the house and are off to the mall area. They’ll do a big food shop tomorrow. Before they get in the car they have to turn the car air con on full, shut all the doors and get in 5 minutes later. Tik Tok. 37° in the car. Isabelle has a blood test cotton wool plaster on.

Dinner time in the mall in the top secret gated community. It looks delicious and divine. Pizzas and pasta. Lazy doesn’t know how but they ate way too much food. She didn’t know which pizza to order so got half and half. Isla got mushroom pasta, two corn dogs and chips to share with Mila because she couldn’t decide and Lazy ordered Aurora Turkish pizzas. Creepstopher ordered a pepperoni pizza and chicken strips. His diet is out of the window. Lazy got loaded fries too. The girls want to go to Raising Cane’s. Lazy wonders where the name came from. It’s a Tik Tok thing and there’s a big pot of sauce. Lazy gets all of her meal inspiration online. They’re acting like they’re on holiday but need a couple of days to settle in. Two Emiratis have told Lazy how to pronounce Carrefour differently.

Mila and Aurora play with toys. Later Jace and Mila watch tv whilst Aurora plays on the floor. Creepstopher is hoovering. It’s dark outside. Jace agrees that he’s a cool dude.

End of vlog
 
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Im not surprised that Jace, Mila & Isla are throwing up, they’ve probably swallowed the water. I wonder why Isla wore a skirt over her swimming costume in the pool
 
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Sooo triggered 💀💀💀 🤡 Surely they will have known all these opinions and speculation would be coming…

You know what shocks me the most sometimes, …. that they make so little effort to cover the incessant tit that they spout. They are using so much energy constantly denying things after the fact that they’ve filmed and released for the world to see. Why not just think beforehand about how you should present yourselves instead. Or is this Creepy’s idea of ‘clever marketing’. maybe I’m giving them too much credit to have the intelligence to do so. The laziest vloggers on YT.

I’m 100% convinced this is all some big charade to try and emulate others like the fizzfam. Although we seem to have ended up with the Temu version! We’ve seen it with the arctic now we’ve on the Du-buyyy bandwagon.

They’ve probably put all the money they had in any kind of savings into leasing this property for one last ditch attempt to get their channel views up again… 💀 They would likely have got a better reception saying they wanted to try it out but on a budget spending as little money as possible…
 
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Worked their asses to the bone. How????
Scamming scamming all day long scamming scamming is all day long.
Wouldn’t karma be a witch if they have been scammed 🤣🤣🤣
Can’t wait for the beanie in 50 degree heat haha hope the last of his stranglers melt off the bald twit.
It’s different travelling around that’s fun seeing something different every few days imagine being holed up in that tiny home in the blistering summer heat unable to go out with a baby and toddler hahahahah isn’t life great lmao.
They’re not happy and the truth of their duck up is already sinking in from the replies posted here they sound as miserable as a slapped arse.
 
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I have just looked at the views for the Doo-Buy series thus far, and they're pretty dismal. The director needs to have a word with the cast members, and try and get them to do some controversial stuff to get the punters in the door. Esme, daddy's gonna need you to get the shoulders out at a religious site, mate.
 
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Quick question for anyone who may know - When in Dubai its tax free yes? so how will he manage purchasing large expensive items as he would no longer be able to write them off as tax expenses as he does in uk??? when he comes back to uk for whatever length of time would he be able to make them purchases then and write them off in uk for tax? Also what about things like Child benefit they receive ??
 
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When was Isabelle confronted by a group of men in Dubai? Does anyone have a screenshot/video?
 
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They're going to Dubai for the zero taxes, that is the only reason. They won't qualify for the NHS though, so no running back with a dirty toe, you'll have to pay like any other foreigner.

The first day and Sarah admitted that not one of them had drunk any water the entire day to the point they had headaches. Dubai heat isn't enjoyable, it's a literal dessert. It's unbearable, humid, dusty, this isn't going to bode well if they can't even do the basics of drinking water to stay alive.

The scariest part is what kind of protection do the kids have over there? In a country that openly has slaves and treats women as objects, what are they going to care about the kids?
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Quick question for anyone who may know - When in Dubai its tax free yes? so how will he manage purchasing large expensive items as he would no longer be able to write them off as tax expenses as he does in uk??? when he comes back to uk for whatever length of time would he be able to make them purchases then and write them off in uk for tax? Also what about things like Child benefit they receive ??
From my understanding it is completely tax free for personal income. You don't get the whole price of an item back when you write it off for tax. So if he bought a £1k laptop and tax was £200 he could deduct £200 from the total amount of tax he would need to pay back in total for the business that year. He will earn so much more not having to pay any tax at all than having the amount reduced. That's the only reason he has gone to Dubai. He won't be able to receive child benefit from the UK once he is a resident there and he can only pay taxes in the UK if he lives there for the majority of the year (over 6 months).

Disclaimer that it might not be 100% accurate and happy to be corrected, but that's what I've understood it to be, hope it helps!
 
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Wonder if they told the Child Benefit people they have gone to Dubai, will loose that money now
 
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What about Borabelles A level exam/s? Fat Sazzs MRI, prolapsed baggy vag, Jason's eyes, Mila's hip check-ups, Aurora's baby checks/jabs? All forgotten about. No NHS in Dubai!
In the live someone asked about Mila's hip operation. "She doesn't need one. Well, she does, but in a years time"
So Sarah, she does need one. Thicko.

And, apparently, she told us with glee that there was a Home Bargains equivalent. Phew, I was getting worried there 😆 🤣

Congratulations @Malcolm Conkers on an epic title. Inspired, bravo.
 
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I don't know if anyone noticed but it looked like Isabelle had her blood taken. They said they went to a 2 hour business meeting with just her, Chris and Sarah, but I've not heard of getting your blood taken at a business meeting...something else was going on.

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Chreepy needs to watch out. It’s not 100% the same as what he’s doing scamming people but it’s the same end goal that he’s aiming for. Loads of ‘influencers’ have been charged and more will be charged with scamming their viewers/fans into believing they will become rich if they buy this and that. He lies and pretends they will get rich or lies and says things are free but then sneakily drops in more and more costs.
 

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As an adult Isabelle would need the medical too so had to have her blood taken. However, I don't understand why all the adults had to go together and couldn't book separate appointments so that one of the parents stayed home with the children. It must be common for people to move to Dubai with their family and not be able to attend together for childcare reasons so it shouldn't be a problem?

They have also been careful so far not to show the car or anyone in it other than Chris in the front. I wonder if it is actually big enough for all of them because finding a hire car for 8 isn't as easy. They also took Aurora's car seat but has been no mention of what they did when they got there for the others. A quick search shows car seats are only required for under 4s, but coming from a country that requires much longer most would want to continue for Jace because it's safer even if the law can let you get away with it. Are they pretending iddy biddy Mila is 4?
 
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