LEAVING ON A HOLIDAY FOR ISABELLES 18TH BIRTHDAY!
Lazy and Isabelle kick off the vlog after they just ended the last one. Lazy didn’t realise it would be so difficult to get a septum piercing. They’ll book her in whilst they’re away for when they get home. Long winded story about the apprentice piercer. Creepstopher has been playing Tetris with the boot. He has to pack it because he has to know where everything is. He doesn’t want the car to be scratched.
But it's ok for him to squirt his spunk all over it?
Jace and Mila sit at the kitchen table. They’re making birthday cards for Isabelle. Jace is a little confused when Lazy tells him to write his name on the card. Lazy’s croc accessories have arrived. She’s making cards as there are some gifts that can’t be wrapped. Creepstopher and Lazy got Isabelle one each. Moaning about Mila being strong willed. Lazy has never known such a strong willed child.
No doubt they'll gradually break her spirit. They wanted to give Isabelle experiences for each parent to do with her. Lazy wanted to do something alone with Isabelle on her birthday as they’re lucky to spend so much time together. Eye roll because of Mila. Camera cuts.
Its half an hour later and the Inghams are almost ready to leave. Lazy has booked a spa day for herself and Isabelle including champagne and a full body massage.
Isla holds Treacle. Lazy asks if she’s excited for her holiday. She will be when she’s there. Esmé’s Guinea Pig weed everywhere when she was put back in the cage.
Driving to Creepstopher’s favourite rap music. Moaning about Friday afternoon traffic. They’re driving the entire length of the country. Lazy says they should’ve set off at 10am. If they’re going on a plane it’s smooth, but Mila decides to smash everything in the cupboards if it’s a road trip. Today was exceptionally stressful trying to leave. Two tyres blew up in front of them so they’re waiting for a third as things come in threes. Lazy is struggling to convert miles to kilometres. She’s a very sensible driver. Creepstopher was catching up with work. He can’t believe the feedback on his book. He was exceptionally nervous and terrified the day he launched it. He’s had the book since before the road trip. He’s decided they’re definitely stopping at services for something to eat. Lazy is desperate for a wee. They’ve been driving for three hours. Rap song.
Old clip of boarding the Eurostar. Lazy says they’re joking. She’s 34 weeks pregnant and they ain’t getting on no ferry or Euro tunnel. They’re not completely stupid. Creepstopher was nervous about coming down to Devon. Lazy has forgotten her hospital bag.
So they are completely stupid. Worst case is he’ll have to go to Tesco. Lazy has her notes
ready for a good old Facebook fight. She’s never given birth pre term ever. She’s excited to explore somewhere they haven’t been before. Moaning about no phone signal. It’s taken 8 hours to get there with a stop to eat and let the animals out. They booked the first part of this trip from Saturday to Saturday, then realised it was Isabelle’s birthday. They tried to extend the accommodation to the night before and after but nothing was available. They managed to scrape a little caravan. They’re staying in the same place but different accommodation.
Lazy shows us inside the caravan. Creepstopher goes to get everyone out of the car. They like to check the accommodation out before getting everyone out to make sure it’s all good. There’s a table to put Isabelle’s presents on and a sofa in front for everyone to sit and watch the grand unwrapping.
The kids walk into the caravan. It’s nice and warm. Mila wants to watch telly. Jace says Prinny weed on the floor of a cabin they went to in the past.
Preview of tomorrow.
End of vlog
Someone needs to learn how to wear her seatbelt properly