The Ingham Family #298 I want to embarrass her, I want to find her - Isabelle Ingham 2023

[Cheezychips]

I've been doing some door to door research on products consumers would like to see in the e-commerce market place. In light of my findings I've decided to open my own Shopify store, but if you want a link it will cost you £9.99, and the link will only be available for 10 seconds after purchase as my merchandise is just too exclusive for any old riff raff to purchase. No, I will only accept requests from those at the highest financial echelons of society, so to request a link you have to show me a receipt from B&M. Only then I will know you are rich, and therefore worthy of visiting my online store. Form an orderly queue please.

 

[other things online]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I can’t breathe….. I can’t bloody breathe!!! YOGA! He said he does Yoga!!! and he said he has friends! He’s called parking on a petrol station in Spain, discovering new cultures. He must have looked at other peoples about the author parts and thought Scrubbing the farble, Slobbing on the sofa, obsessing over Mary Queen of Scots and perving on teenagers didn’t sound good. Just when I thought he couldn’t embarrass himself anymore he does this! I noticed he didn’t put hauling his chippy tits on to a rail and skating along it. Why no mention of his one trick? Yoga though! Hahahahahahaha! I can’t stop laughing! I can feel Hi Steve’s red cheeks from here!

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Edited to add it might not be Chris who said this but I’m still laughing at the thought of him doing yoga!

I’m still laughing at the ‘spending time with friends’ part..
ps spat my tea out, someone at work just asked what I was laughing at

 

[yazoo21]

What I find super odd is that I just discovered Sarah blocked me on Instagram over the past day or two… but I never comment on her posts or like negative comments, I have no interaction with her at all. So I have no clue how she could have made the connection that I was a hayyyyduurrrrr

I got blocked aswell they claim to be living the best life but she’s just sitting on her ass as usual blocking people absolute weirdo

 

[other things online]

Prinny just seems to look really sad and lost now.Her "family" ,as she knows them ,b*gger off at every opportunity ,not even stopping to consider her feelings! I hate going out during the day/evening for any length of time ,and i know my two cats miss me ,as as soo as the key goes in the door they`re there.."talking" ,wanting snuggles (and food LOL) ,but they definitely thrive on our company and familiarity.Poor little Prinny being abandoned at granny`s constantly ,what must she be thinking? Breaks my heart.
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Omg! They are all adorable.Love to see when (siblings) are right up close to each other.My two resemble book ends at night on my bed.. xxx

I know I don’t get it! I had to nip to the shop yesterday and left my 12 year old at home so posted the keys, when I got back she was upstairs and the dog was jumping up the door crying, just couldn’t wait to see me, I’d only been gone half an hour, when we went on holiday a couple of weeks ago, honestly the guilt is awful but the enjoyment at seeing her face and excitement once we were home is just the best feeling, and that’s a holiday just once a year in the summer! Dogs really are the absolute best, they don’t deserve that dog, I’d take her in a heartbeat if I could.

 

[thegreencow]

Oh to be a fly on the wall at the meetings these professionals are having. The white suits are being dry cleaned ready for some real men to take him somewhere secure. It was always inevitable to end this way.

 

[curious cookie jar]

The first chapter of the book has just dropped

chapter 1

Build A Submersible
this is very straightforward for someone with my extensive knowledge and experience in construction. It could be for you too if, like me, you’re willing to do a deep dive (top G joke) into YouTube tutorials on the basics.
Most of the materials you will need are available from Screwfix and Wickes. Interior fixings from IKEA.
Before you know it you’ll be enticing billionaires like yourself to go and visit The Titanic.
Your role should be purely customer services and collecting the money. Your least favourite child should be taught how to pilot the thing

 

[whatamess123]

it’s drop shipping but the income isn’t all his, a lot gets taken by 3rd parties. i’ve seen lots of tiktoks on it people saying they’re getting ‘rich’ but a lot of the screenshots are all copies too literally MLM just rebranded IMO
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wouldn’t encourage youtube for her kids but literally earns a living on youtube by posting her kids???? HAHAHAHAH what?

She`s so bloody condescending!! just because "others` have normal jobs" that pay the bills ,doesn`t mean that`s "all she wants for her kids"??!!! Ok Sarah ,how about you aim a little higher than you and your waste-of-space husband have ,and hope they grow up to be hard working and DECENT people ,who`d help anyone ,and never try and scam money from those who can`t afford it!! My kids may well have "ordinary/normal" jobs ,but i`m extremely proud of them and their achievements ,but ,you know what?? I`m nost proud of the loving caring people they`ve become ,and know they`d help anyone in need without hesitation.They`ve seen this from both their late dad and I....pity you can`t say the same.Time to close that huge mouth of yours ,and stop spouting rubbish!!

 

[Rosie Tatler]

I really think they got kicked out of the school or heavily fined for taking their kids out, I wonder if the Izzy bully rumours are true and she got excluded/expelled and they were having none of it.

You don't get fined at private school for taking kids out of school , more likely they were asked to leave , all the evidence about chris , parent power is very strong at private schools and the school can just ‘ask’ you to remove your kids . Plus they were probably behind paying school fees !

 

[Impleo]

You don't get fined at private school for taking kids out of school , more likely they were asked to leave , all the evidence about chris , parent power is very strong at private schools and the school can just ‘ask’ you to remove your kids . Plus they were probably behind paying school fees !

I think it's because boys at the school were calling Chris a pedalo. It was confirmed by a mum of one of Isabelle's classmates here and Sarah had a meltdown on a vlog where she spoke about the children saying 'disgoostin' things about them.

Any school the children go to they will face the same, so the parents made the choice to give them no education. At least Chris has managed to shut all the haters up and also make us insanely jealous at the same time by Escaping The Matrix

 

[Tilly Kister]

I really don’t want to agree with her, it pains me. However, I think it is something that varies trust by trust. We were advised that they wouldn’t do it during pregnancy or when you have a newborn, my partner had it done when the baby was 8 weeks. That’s in our NHS trust in the south east. So it is true in some areas, I think the logic behind it is that they want to ensure you’re not making any big life decisions during an emotional time. Again, I don’t enjoy agreeing with her!!

But was that your 6th child with which there were obvious risk factors as with this lot. She's suffering obesity & high blood pressure. Could well be at risk of gestational diabetes & they're both 40. I do think most doctors would agree to do it under these circumstances.

 

[YoungHollywood]

They haven't escaped the matrix at all! They are firmly stuck in the middle of it. They are just self employed bloggers. They work alright, at being a clown family and I truly believe that they are sailing close to the wind of being brokie very,very soon. I think he really believes that he is clever and an entrepreneur because he is deluded.

They are just like lottery winners and had no idea how to truly invest the money that they got by sheer luck, but unlike lottery winners they have to work every day at pretending they are living their best life. The amount of people who come from nothing, like this pair and gain the opportunity to better themselves lose everything through lack of financial ability and thinking large amounts of money will last forever.

Chris had tit low wage with high working hours before the channel blew up from pure luck, he has no skills and Sarah is even lower on skills than he is. We are all about to see his bleeping cheese slide slowly off his cracker and big Saz is going to get the shock of her life in the next year.

Exactly, they do work (although not very hard, admittedly) - and you can’t get more big corporate than YouTube! Their argument makes no sense.

 

[mammaof3]

Not sure if anyone has posted his umm ''get rich quick book'' Q&As lol.
So apologise if you have.

 

[Malcolm Conkers]

At least Chris has managed to shut all the haters up and also make us insanely jealous at the same time by Escaping The Matrix

His incredible financial and personal success story is proving the old adage that ‘he who laughs last, laughs DeLongest’.

 

[whatamess123]

So he has accounts in Dubai.....you don't say.

I`d love to know who`s really asking those questions!Wouldn`t YOU Chris???

 

[Yel]

They haven't escaped the matrix at all! They are firmly stuck in the middle of it. They are just self employed bloggers. They work alright, at being a clown family and I truly believe that they are sailing close to the wind of being brokie very,very soon. I think he really believes that he is clever and an entrepreneur because he is deluded.

They are just like lottery winners and had no idea how to truly invest the money that they got by sheer luck, but unlike lottery winners they have to work every day at pretending they are living their best life. The amount of people who come from nothing, like this pair and gain the opportunity to better themselves lose everything through lack of financial ability and thinking large amounts of money will last forever.

Chris had tit low wage with high working hours before the channel blew up from pure luck, he has no skills and Sarah is even lower on skills than he is. We are all about to see his bleeping cheese slide slowly off his cracker and big Saz is going to get the shock of her life in the next year.

Exactly this. They lucked out on the YouTube algorithm to make some cash and pick up followers to flog overpriced merch to. Nothing more.

They've probably made 200-300k, but they've wasted that on a poorly built particularly unspectacular new build and would probably lose it all if they had to sell now.

Even if they're closer to the high end of the estimates they're not pulling in decent money for their outgoings and come January it'll no doubt take a huge hit. They're stuck in purgatory doing these vlogs for ever less money and precious few options elsewhere.

It must rub everyday that they could have been making many multiples more a month with brand deals had they of not fucked up. And they alone are responsible for that.

 

[Cheezychips]

The first chapter of the book has just dropped

chapter 1

Build A Submersible
this is very straightforward for someone with my extensive knowledge and experience in construction. It could be for you too if, like me, you’re willing to do a deep dive (top G joke) into YouTube tutorials on the basics.
Most of the materials you will need are available from Screwfix and Wickes. Interior fixings from IKEA.
Before you know it you’ll be enticing billionaires like yourself to go and visit The Titanic.
Your role should be purely customer services and collecting the money. Your least favourite child should be taught how to pilot the thing

I like this chapter a very very lot. I cannot wait for the next one

 

[Klp86]

Just catching up as we are on holiday. Wtf have I missed?! Escape the matrix this is all so bizarre. he has officially lost it and I love it

 

[Jesuschristo]

That £17k screenshot will 100% just be the wankets release from early on when they were ‘selling out’ those.
I’m sure someone said earlier it would have been about 20k so minus shopify fees etc it makes sense
There’s not a chance in hell they’re doing anything to make money that we don’t already know about. They don’t have the brain cells

 

[yazoo21]

Not sure if anyone has posted his umm ''get rich quick book'' Q&As lol.
So apologise if you have.

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Look at him showing off one day your not going to have all that to show off so don’t do it now prick face

 

[Charmball]

So it’s about 50 pages according to Chris.
Roughly translated that means the font is roughly size 40 right?