I CRASHED AND ROLLED A SNOWMOBILE IN LAPLAND! (LAPLAND SNOWMOBILE SAFARI **MUST SEE**)
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Vlog starts with Creepstopher opening the van door to a shot of some bins. He whistles at a house in the distance. Lazy is excited because they’re doing a snow mobile safari. They’re venturing through a forest and over a frozen lake. You get clothing hire with the price.
Lazy shows us her fat bowling ball head with the helmet on. King Jace says she looks like a boss. Creepstopher shows us the snowmobiles. The sledge is cute. Its an 80km safari. Lazy cackles at Isabelle and says she looks like she’s going skydiving. Isla is going in the sleigh with King Jace and Mila.
Lazy screeches that Isla, King Jace and Mila are so cute. Creepstopher asks Lazy if she’s ready set to go. She has a bitch face on until she sees the camera. Esme is unlucky enough to have drawn the short straw and is sitting behind her loser of a father. She will be picking up unpleasant smells in the wind.
Isabell says she trusts Lazy but to go faster. Snowmobile footage. Esme doesn’t have the visor down on her helmet. Screeching. Esme seems to be leaning backwards on the seat. Creepstopher writes ‘Me and Esme went slightly off the path intosome deeper snow. When one side of the snow bank collapsed under the right side of the snow mobile…’. Creepstopher stages falling off the snowmobile. I’m pretty sure he hits the breaks before doing so as it stops beforehand. He does his audition for Casualty. Creepstopher writes that no one knew they were missing. Esme tells him he’s such an idiot. They get back on the road. They had to ‘stomp it’ for a long time before catching up with everyone. Another reminder no one knew they were missing. Drone.
Lazy says they’ve made a quick stop. They’re off into the mountain. Isla loved the first part of the ride. Lazy’s size 16 stomach dropped when they went over the lake. More snowmobile footage. They stop to change over and Isla is going on the back of Lazy’s mobile. Lazy seems to be trying to catch her breath in the background. Esme is still with Creepstopher so Isabelle is in the sledge with King Jace and Mila. Another replay of the ‘crash’. Drone.
Creepstopher tells Lazy that was the bossiest thing they’ve ever done. They’ve made so many memories. Lazy is ready to go home now but then remembers she hasn’t seen the northern lights. That was the funnest thing she’s done in her whole life. It was so freeing. She was worried about falling backwards and the snowmobile falling on top of her. They went past the slopes they skied on yesterday. All Lazy could hear was Isla squealing. Esme screeches that her arms flew out. Creepstopher giggles that they turned their snowmobile off eco mode and put it on sport mode. The handle bars burn as they’re so hot. Lazy had to turn them down. This will be an annual holiday now. They will be buying a jet ski for summer and snowmobile for winter. Lazy cannot believe how powerful they are. The ice on the river is 1 metre deep with snow on top. They often open rivers and lakes for lorries to drive over. It’s the national river.
Creepstopher is paying. Lazy shows us the tour guide’s home and the guesthouse. There are guards on the roof to stop the snow from falling down. It’s so cute. Isabelle is still stuck on the sleigh with King Jace and Mila. Lazy tells her they’re off to a cabin now for lunch and to light a fire. Drone.
Creepstopher shows us the gorgeous cabin in the middle of the forest. He tells us to look at how cute King Jace and Mila are in their sleigh. Lazy waddles out of the cabin. Creepstopher shows the insane scenery. They’re getting cups of tea and coffee by filling the kettle up with snow like Creepstopher did the other night to do the washing up. Lazy waddles along the path. Footage of King Jace and Mila. Lazy says you walk normally and suddenly one leg will be knee deep in snow. Creepstopher tells King Jace they might not be able to find him if he falls in the snow. The kids watch the fire. Lazy says the girls are on their third bowls of food. Jace is waiting to eat the broccoli out of Lazy’s.
Creepstopher tells Isabelle this is the last point she can get out of this. He asks if she wants to ride on the back of his bike. She tells him he’s an idiot. It’s a big ride back. She gets on the snowmobile. In the next shot Isabelle is in the driving seat. One of the instructors shows her what to do. Snow mobile footage. Lazy stands up as she rides past the camera.
Creepstopher opens the van doors. It’s dark. He shows us his secret wood stash. They’re at their resting ground for tonight and have lit a fire. Lazy cannot lie; they went to the supermarket to get marshmallows to toast. It’s too hot to toast them right now but Jace cannot wait and is already eating one. Today is up there with Lazy’s favourite days. Nothing can prepare you for it. You have to experience it in your lifetime. This was reasonable in cost. They booked with Sorsele “soro-cell” Snowmobile Tours. Lazy always worries about prices but when you break it down per person it’s a good price. The tour guide was good with the filming and drone. Princess Christine crashed his drone into a tree and went looking for it in knee high snow in the woods. The tour guide went a picked him up. He was trying to swim in the snow. They found out the recipe of the food they had. They did loads of research about the Swedish way of life before the trip and it was good to talk to the tour guide about what they knew. They’re at a campsite.
Creepstopher explains what happened with the drone. He forgot the side sensors don’t work when he’s doing spin around shots. It was low and the next thing he knew it was on the ground. Lazy says he went crying to her and said “Babe my drone just crashed”. It was easy to find as it pings but getting there was difficult. It was a swim through the snow. The snow was up to his moobs. He claim he and Esme rolled the snowmobile.
The snow mobile remained upstanding and Creepstopher faked his accident. Lazy nearly rolled the snowmobile during the test drive. They feel like they’re easy to roll. Creepstopher and Esme kept winding in and out of the snow, being generally reckless. They were going 65kmph. Something even more crazy is happening tomorrow.
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