I've never changed my daughter on my knee
she's massive, she'd roll off!! Who doesn't get a changing mat?!
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she's massive, she'd roll off!! Who doesn't get a changing mat?!
The Inghams!! Because they get too cold and you don’t need oneI've never changed my daughter on my knee
and surely a changing mat would catch a girls wee better than a boys? I don’t have boys, but I imagine they would wee up once the nappy was taken off, where a girls would go down? The excuses are laughable!I've dont know anyone who doesn't have a changing mats they hardly break the bank. With our third child we bought 4 1 for each of the grandparents houses for when we were there and 1 for upstairs and 1 downstairs. By the time your on your third or fourth child you realise you dont need all these fancy expensive cots and changing table or baby furniture but you should know what basics you need and I would say a changing mat is a basic need.
Boys do pee a lot in the early nappy changing days, even with a changing mat she'll be lucky to catch it. There are a few tips and tricks I could impart, but I shan't be giving her royal lazy arse any headstarts. I can't wait to see the "HAD TO HEAD TO 24 HOUR ASDA AT 2AM!!! FOR NEW SUPERKING JOOOVET THANKS TO 3 DAY OLD BABY BOY" vlogs oh and her black eye bags 
Haha my first was a boy and I certainly wouldn't have wanted to change him on my knee I would have been soaked a number of times.The Inghams!! Because they get too cold and you don’t need one
@Jamhead I stopped myself from saying what precautions I took before opening my little boys nappy it's a learning curve Lazy and creepy will find interesting I'm sure.
Haha, this reminds me of a toddler who was holding a Gregg's sausage roll in the shop and dropped it on the dirty shop floor, his mum just said "Five second rule, it'll be okay just pick it up!", probably what Sarah would do considering they have to watch their pennies nowadays.And a Greggs sausage roll
Boys do pee a lot in the early nappy changing days, even with a changing mat she'll be lucky to catch it. There are a few tips and tricks I could impart, but I shan't be giving her royal lazy arse any headstarts. I can't wait to see the "HAD TO HEAD TO 24 HOUR ASDA AT 2AM!!! FOR NEW SUPERKING JOOOVET THANKS TO 3 DAY OLD BABY BOY" vlogs oh and her black eye bags
I forgot about joovet!I dread the weaning phase! Imagine the delights.
I had a look at their comments yesterday and saw one I assumed was from a child who was apologising for not sending their baby somthing yet, but promising they would soon. The comment was just liked by them and they didn't say to this person to save their money as their baby has everything he needs, Sarah may bleat on in the vlogs about not sending her stuff but it's a different story in the comments, the greedy scroungers!
LOL was just going to comment on changing boys nappies is alot different to girls.. how many times do they get piddle in their eye before they decide they need a changing station lol oh please let it be sleezy on nanny duty!Boys do pee a lot in the early nappy changing days, even with a changing mat she'll be lucky to catch it. There are a few tips and tricks I could impart, but I shan't be giving her royal lazy arse any headstarts. I can't wait to see the "HAD TO HEAD TO 24 HOUR ASDA AT 2AM!!! FOR NEW SUPERKING JOOOVET THANKS TO 3 DAY OLD BABY BOY" vlogs oh and her black eye bags
You just know they'll be the sort of parents who gloat at weaning stage about how their baby eats everything and is sooooo good with his food! Fast forward to 2 yrs old when he won't eat food that touches anything else, or isn't drowned in ketchup (but never sugar
) and I'll be sitting laughing at their asses. Rule No 1 of parenting and social media - never gloat about a kid's eating habits because it will come back to bite you on the behind in the not too distant future!!
Its pure greed! Because they don’t get freebies off big companies anymore, they rely on their following for gifts. I don’t agree with it at all, the vloggers should have P.O. Boxes closed down and tell people to keep their money or donate to more worthwhile causes!
Here you go Lazy bit of advice from someone who's had 3 boys. It's called the scrunched up tissue trick, and its real easy! Scrunch up tissue, lower nappy, quickly place tissue over the end of baby's pee-pee. Simples!
Oh please don’t go giving them any advice
Watch Sarah take her own credit for this when we see her using this method in a vlog!
I had twins boy and girl and I never found my boy to wee more than daughter tbh it's easier with a boy there pee pee goes up and you have time to react lol
I hope they aren't the type to whip the babies bum out in a restaurant to change him.
I've got one girl and I'll have to admit I bought the changing mat and never used it, once or twice but then it got flung. There was always a towel or blanket to hand I'd just lay her on the sofa beside me, or if she was playing on the floor she would just get the nappy whipped off where ever she was, once you've done it a few times you're quick at it!
Maybe Creepy already knows the tricks since this is his 2nd son
Hahaha the clickbait video title I predicted was going to happen a few threads back has actually happened today!! ‘my waters broke pregnancy prank’. I’ll take credit for that one sarah
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