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That sausage would look ten foot to him considering heâs used to a chipolata.
The first clue was that there were no pushchairs allowed after six, I didnât see one other child there just a bunch of youngsters with their friends out for a good time on the beer and rides, those parents are totally out for their own selves my question is why have kids if you wanna live the free life ?
There were clearly drunks on their way home (good on em) so it was late late they wouldnât have gotten in until around 8-9pm because they drove there and spent ages looking for parking then it was a half an hour walk and queuing to get in etc.
I donât believe the kids had a tutor session Iâm sorry I just donât lazy was in bed until lunchtime thatâs the truth because she was up all night with Mila so she wouldnât have had the energy for the fest late evening if she hadnât got a decent kip I donât believe a word they say lazy was hyper and full of beans yeh pull the other one love itâs got bells on it.
The first clue was that there were no pushchairs allowed after six, I didnât see one other child there just a bunch of youngsters with their friends out for a good time on the beer and rides, those parents are totally out for their own selves my question is why have kids if you wanna live the free life ?
There were clearly drunks on their way home (good on em) so it was late late they wouldnât have gotten in until around 8-9pm because they drove there and spent ages looking for parking then it was a half an hour walk and queuing to get in etc.
I donât believe the kids had a tutor session Iâm sorry I just donât lazy was in bed until lunchtime thatâs the truth because she was up all night with Mila so she wouldnât have had the energy for the fest late evening if she hadnât got a decent kip I donât believe a word they say lazy was hyper and full of beans yeh pull the other one love itâs got bells on it.
Don't know what exactly was EPIC about this vlog. The world's oldest teenager smacking his wife in the face with his sausage (we get your not so subtle references Christopher).
Lazy pretending she is frugal and responsible with money by refusing to pay per ride, or the multiple references of people vomiting and rolling around in other people's sick.
Don't know why they bothered to go at all. Just to say that they were there?
Two shared bratwurst dogs, a couple of snacks, one candy apple, a coke that they couldn't wait to get a deposit back on and a beer. They clearly had no money to spend there and had they budgeted better, the children would have been able to enjoy the culture and festivities more.
They drive from country to country doing absolutely nothing JUST to brag that they were there. Such an odd family.
Lazy pretending she is frugal and responsible with money by refusing to pay per ride, or the multiple references of people vomiting and rolling around in other people's sick.
Don't know why they bothered to go at all. Just to say that they were there?
Two shared bratwurst dogs, a couple of snacks, one candy apple, a coke that they couldn't wait to get a deposit back on and a beer. They clearly had no money to spend there and had they budgeted better, the children would have been able to enjoy the culture and festivities more.
They drive from country to country doing absolutely nothing JUST to brag that they were there. Such an odd family.
Why did Fatty Foghorn keep saying âIf you were rich would you pay that?â I thought they were set for life and had extra investments so they didnât have to work a real job again?
Oktoberfest on a Friday night is absolutely not the place for children. Under 6s arent allowed in the beer tents after 8pm so thatâs why they didnât go in. Creepy definitely shouldnât have driven after that beer which would have been more than a pint.
Oktoberfest on a Friday night is absolutely not the place for children. Under 6s arent allowed in the beer tents after 8pm so thatâs why they didnât go in. Creepy definitely shouldnât have driven after that beer which would have been more than a pint.
This is what Sarah and her husband think they look like when they are travelling
REALITY
REALITY
They are so ignorant of other countries, traditions or cultures. They looked up Octoberfest and thought it was all about beer!
She moans about the parking, then the prices of the rides, continues to moan about the prices of fizzy drinks, and then proceeds to get one.
They will not justify the cost of rides but they stuff their children's faces with candy. and who gives their 1-year-old a bit of toffee apple. Well, obviously they do. But wtf.
#vanlife is the best.
#setforlife (while looking at others enjoying themselves)
She moans about the parking, then the prices of the rides, continues to moan about the prices of fizzy drinks, and then proceeds to get one.
They will not justify the cost of rides but they stuff their children's faces with candy. and who gives their 1-year-old a bit of toffee apple. Well, obviously they do. But wtf.
#vanlife is the best.
#setforlife (while looking at others enjoying themselves)
OKTOBERFEST GERMANY 2022! (INSANE!)
Lazy starts the vlog. Creepstopher keeps moaning about how rubbish the camera is, even though he really wanted to buy it. The photos he takes with it are grainy. Theyâre going to have to buy the 90D when they get home. Itâs 1pm as the girls had tutor sessions. Theyâve been sorting out the washing. Lazy brought her handbag with food in and she found it down the side of her seat. Theyâre two hours from the border of Germany. Lazy was upset last night as she didnât get to sleep until 4am and wanted to go home. She cannot sleep train Mila in the van and is ready for getting her bed back. Mila is much harder work than Jace. Sheâs a horrendous sleeper and wonât take milk in a bottle. There is a week or two left of the trip. Isabelle would never forgive her if they missed Germany and went home. Esme screeches about a wasp that keeps coming into the van. Lazy tells the ifam she doesnât need any advice from them about Mila. *Six weeks later* âIfam Iâm really struggling and wanted your opinion on somethingâŠâ
Driving. The Inghams arrive in Munich. Theyâre trying to find a parking space. Theyâve found Oktoberfest but donât know what it is, other than beer. Theyâre going to check it out. Everywhere is rammed and they canât find a parking space. Lazy sings. Two hours later they find a parking space and Creepstopher walks off to check the meter. Theyâre a 40 minute walk from where theyâre going.
Creepstopherâs MacBook has broken and died. Jace is hyper. Lazy, Mila, Jace and Esme are all wearing coats but Isla is only wearing a jumper. Jace squeezes Milaâs face, Lazy tells him not to but he carries on regardless.
Shots of Munich. They walk past a Euro shop and Lazy is loving the Halloween bits. She has picked stuff up for Milaâs bedroom.
Creepstopher isnât going to lie; Oktoberfest is madness. Itâs so busy. This is the coolest thing Isabelle has ever seen. There are a lot of drunk people about and Friday may not have been the right day. Creepstopher wanted to wear a womenâs Bavarian outfit because heâd rock it. Isabelle says it was medium sized so wouldnât fit and he wanted to put it on over his joggers.
Oktoberfest is like Hyde Park at Christmas. They brought the buggy and the backpack carrier. No prams are allowed in after 6pm and itâs after 6pm. There are so many cool rides and beer tents. Jace is eating a dummy sweet. He likes the look of a car ride.
Creepstopher is getting a 10ft bratwurst for 5âŹ. You canât get one for that price in Leeds. They have been looking at a rollercoaster that is 9⏠to go on. Lazy could never justify 50⏠for them all to go on it. Creepstopher smacks Lazy in the face with his sausage. Isla also has a hot dog and Esme takes a bite so I thinks theyâre sharing two between them all. She asks Isabelle if she would do the ride if she was rich. Creepstopher would if he had ÂŁ20 million. Lazy wouldnât as she would be wondering what else she could spend her money on. She doesnât like going to posh restaurants as she is paying more. She hates paying ÂŁ3 for a coke.
Lazy and the girls watch the rides. They saw someone jump off the ride in front of them, lean over a fence and let go of everything sheâd eaten today. Creepstopher couldnât do the ride but Lazy thinks she could. Islaâs holiday dreams have come true as sheâs found the candy apples. She says it âweighs like an elephantâ. Lazy cackles as she films people falling on the heater skelter conveyor belt. She canât cope. Isla tries to imagine Hi Steve on it. Yes please please can we make it happen. Can we have a holiday with Hi Steve and Granny Jane having to spend aweek in the van with Lazy, Creepstopher and the kids. Jane would be ripping her hair out and then fly off on her broomstick. Lazy dares Babe to try it but he refuses. She could stand there all night watching people fall. Creepstopher wants a beer so theyâre off to find a tent.
Creepstopher finds a beer tent but itâs closed. Itâs 5⏠for a Pepsi but you get 1⏠back if you return the âtrashâ. More footage of Oktoberfest. The Inghams walk around for ages trying to find a beer. Jace and Mila cannot go in the tent. Creepstopher squeezes into a tent and finds a German beer. Lazy spots a merry go round thatâs spinning around.
Milaâs coat is filthy. She had a taste of a toffee apple. Creepstopher got 3⏠back for returning his glass. Esme is about to try a German treat. Sheâs getting Nutella and cinnamon one. Creepstopher woos when Lazy tells him she got him a cinnamon one. Jace gets in a car on one of the rides. Esme and Isla go on a slide. Jace was too small for it.
The Inghams leave Oktoberfest. They didnât really go on any rides. They saw so many people spewing. Lazy is carrying Jace in the rucksack, even though heâs heavy at nearly 4 and it would make more sense for her to take Mila. An 18 year old got off a ride, started spewing, stopped for a break to dance and then went back to spewing. It was so funny according to Lazy. Germans are ace. Everyone is dressed up and happy. They have to look where theyâre going because of the vomit. There is a corner called a sick pit. People were rolling in the vomit because they were so drunk. Everyone was in good spirits and it was family friendly. The people rolling in spew was a tiny section. For people who supposed have severe emetophobia, Creepstopher and Esme and surprisingly calm. The rides were insane. They had a really good time. It was crazy that they were at the top of a mountain in snow a few hours ago. Vanlife is the best.
The Inghams are back at the van in a car park. It was 1.50⏠for 24 hours. There are loads of campers around. Creepstopher went topay parking. Isabelle is upset about a bug in the bed.
End of vlog
Lazy starts the vlog. Creepstopher keeps moaning about how rubbish the camera is, even though he really wanted to buy it. The photos he takes with it are grainy. Theyâre going to have to buy the 90D when they get home. Itâs 1pm as the girls had tutor sessions. Theyâve been sorting out the washing. Lazy brought her handbag with food in and she found it down the side of her seat. Theyâre two hours from the border of Germany. Lazy was upset last night as she didnât get to sleep until 4am and wanted to go home. She cannot sleep train Mila in the van and is ready for getting her bed back. Mila is much harder work than Jace. Sheâs a horrendous sleeper and wonât take milk in a bottle. There is a week or two left of the trip. Isabelle would never forgive her if they missed Germany and went home. Esme screeches about a wasp that keeps coming into the van. Lazy tells the ifam she doesnât need any advice from them about Mila. *Six weeks later* âIfam Iâm really struggling and wanted your opinion on somethingâŠâ
Driving. The Inghams arrive in Munich. Theyâre trying to find a parking space. Theyâve found Oktoberfest but donât know what it is, other than beer. Theyâre going to check it out. Everywhere is rammed and they canât find a parking space. Lazy sings. Two hours later they find a parking space and Creepstopher walks off to check the meter. Theyâre a 40 minute walk from where theyâre going.
Creepstopherâs MacBook has broken and died. Jace is hyper. Lazy, Mila, Jace and Esme are all wearing coats but Isla is only wearing a jumper. Jace squeezes Milaâs face, Lazy tells him not to but he carries on regardless.
Shots of Munich. They walk past a Euro shop and Lazy is loving the Halloween bits. She has picked stuff up for Milaâs bedroom.
Creepstopher isnât going to lie; Oktoberfest is madness. Itâs so busy. This is the coolest thing Isabelle has ever seen. There are a lot of drunk people about and Friday may not have been the right day. Creepstopher wanted to wear a womenâs Bavarian outfit because heâd rock it. Isabelle says it was medium sized so wouldnât fit and he wanted to put it on over his joggers.
Oktoberfest is like Hyde Park at Christmas. They brought the buggy and the backpack carrier. No prams are allowed in after 6pm and itâs after 6pm. There are so many cool rides and beer tents. Jace is eating a dummy sweet. He likes the look of a car ride.
Creepstopher is getting a 10ft bratwurst for 5âŹ. You canât get one for that price in Leeds. They have been looking at a rollercoaster that is 9⏠to go on. Lazy could never justify 50⏠for them all to go on it. Creepstopher smacks Lazy in the face with his sausage. Isla also has a hot dog and Esme takes a bite so I thinks theyâre sharing two between them all. She asks Isabelle if she would do the ride if she was rich. Creepstopher would if he had ÂŁ20 million. Lazy wouldnât as she would be wondering what else she could spend her money on. She doesnât like going to posh restaurants as she is paying more. She hates paying ÂŁ3 for a coke.
Lazy and the girls watch the rides. They saw someone jump off the ride in front of them, lean over a fence and let go of everything sheâd eaten today. Creepstopher couldnât do the ride but Lazy thinks she could. Islaâs holiday dreams have come true as sheâs found the candy apples. She says it âweighs like an elephantâ. Lazy cackles as she films people falling on the heater skelter conveyor belt. She canât cope. Isla tries to imagine Hi Steve on it. Yes please please can we make it happen. Can we have a holiday with Hi Steve and Granny Jane having to spend aweek in the van with Lazy, Creepstopher and the kids. Jane would be ripping her hair out and then fly off on her broomstick. Lazy dares Babe to try it but he refuses. She could stand there all night watching people fall. Creepstopher wants a beer so theyâre off to find a tent.
Creepstopher finds a beer tent but itâs closed. Itâs 5⏠for a Pepsi but you get 1⏠back if you return the âtrashâ. More footage of Oktoberfest. The Inghams walk around for ages trying to find a beer. Jace and Mila cannot go in the tent. Creepstopher squeezes into a tent and finds a German beer. Lazy spots a merry go round thatâs spinning around.
Milaâs coat is filthy. She had a taste of a toffee apple. Creepstopher got 3⏠back for returning his glass. Esme is about to try a German treat. Sheâs getting Nutella and cinnamon one. Creepstopher woos when Lazy tells him she got him a cinnamon one. Jace gets in a car on one of the rides. Esme and Isla go on a slide. Jace was too small for it.
The Inghams leave Oktoberfest. They didnât really go on any rides. They saw so many people spewing. Lazy is carrying Jace in the rucksack, even though heâs heavy at nearly 4 and it would make more sense for her to take Mila. An 18 year old got off a ride, started spewing, stopped for a break to dance and then went back to spewing. It was so funny according to Lazy. Germans are ace. Everyone is dressed up and happy. They have to look where theyâre going because of the vomit. There is a corner called a sick pit. People were rolling in the vomit because they were so drunk. Everyone was in good spirits and it was family friendly. The people rolling in spew was a tiny section. For people who supposed have severe emetophobia, Creepstopher and Esme and surprisingly calm. The rides were insane. They had a really good time. It was crazy that they were at the top of a mountain in snow a few hours ago. Vanlife is the best.
The Inghams are back at the van in a car park. It was 1.50⏠for 24 hours. There are loads of campers around. Creepstopher went topay parking. Isabelle is upset about a bug in the bed.
End of vlog
Love it! Would pay good money for a glimpse of this.
Not something I want to encounter in a dark alley:
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The 90d camera he wants is about ÂŁ1500 and designed for sport or wildlife photography... Well I guess you could describe the minghams as wildlife?
More than likely the grain he was on about is because he has his ISO up to high
âI wouldnât pay ÂŁ3.50 for a coke, I just couldnât do itâ later on pays âŹ5 for a Pepsi..,,
Why couldnât they let the children (except Mila) choose a ride to go on each if they so wanted? âŹ45 for a one off experience seems ok to me. Wouldnât cost me that much as I donât keep pumping babies out to avoid getting a job like Lazy does. You chose to have a lot of kids then of course days out will be pricey!
Why couldnât they let the children (except Mila) choose a ride to go on each if they so wanted? âŹ45 for a one off experience seems ok to me. Wouldnât cost me that much as I donât keep pumping babies out to avoid getting a job like Lazy does. You chose to have a lot of kids then of course days out will be pricey!
So another night parked up in a car park with no washing facilities . Canât even think about the toilet in that van. Must be disgusting. The bedding as well. There is no way those kids are doing any form of education. Those kids have been dragged about in a van for weeks on end with no luxuries or stability and those parents wonât even pay for them to go on a ride, Mila I just feel sympathy for. The poor wee soul had hip surgery and if sheâs not stuck in her car seat sheâs strapped in a seat round someoneâs back. I honestly hope the LEA and social services are chapping their door as soon as they get home. I do wonder if they are on the authorities radar. Surely they must check in on home schooled kids. Those poor kids are going to grow up with
no proper education, no idea how to mix with peers, no idea how to socialise or how to properly behave.
no proper education, no idea how to mix with peers, no idea how to socialise or how to properly behave.
Agreed.Are Sarah and Izzy sharing/swapping coats??
No ,that`s because other children have a routine at their ages.
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because going on rides like that is something they do so often the kids get sick and tired off it.
And ,WHY didn`t you bring baby wipes Sarah?!! Sheesh! Baby number 5 and she`s clueless (and utterly selfish!) ,tell me again how you like dishing out "advice for parents" ! Guess it`s a case of reverse psychology ,don`t do as i say or do...
#254 Take me into INSANE-ity 
Just googled Hungarian chimney cake and now I need to know where in Leeds this shop is please
Was he related to Jimmy Saville 
Thereâs something very familial looking going on 
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Him upstairs said to mention heâd gotten a product which gave âdeep penetrating reliefâ. He thought Creepy might be interested. It is Benylin chesty cough syrup 
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